I can't fucking believe this Sup Forums. Starbucks is hosting a "borderfree" coffee day with 40% off for "undocumented immigrants." First of all, as if the refugee hiring wasn't enough, this is just another attempt by corporate America to circumvent the will of the president and the American people. Of COURSE they're doing this in protest RIGHT as the president starts trying to rally support for the Raise bill. This is insane. How the fuck are they even going to prove they're illegals anyway?
Keep making posts like this. They aren't going to get away with this shit.
How exactly would they prove you are undocumented?
Owen Hughes
Sounds good, just camp the place and deport them
Sebastian Fisher
WHY CAN'T I JUST DRINK COFFEE IN THIS COUNTRY WITHOUT HAVING TO FUND GOMMUNISM
Connor Morris
Does ICE know about this?
Nathan Adams
Sounds like a day for ICE to enjoy some coffee and maybe hang out at Starbucks.
Josiah Parker
this has got to be a honeypot or should i say coffee pot
Alexander Ross
Lmao what if this is a trap to get tons of Illegals in one area and then have the place surrounded by ICE agents. Lets meme this into reality!!!!
Joseph Cruz
Wink wink
Jace Perry
>Brown >Fat >Shitty English
Mason Morgan
This is fake as fuck and doesn't exist at all.
What the fuck are you doing?
Nolan Martinez
Call fucking ICE. They're gonna have a goddamn field day with this.
Cameron Anderson
Sounds like an ice psyop!
*sips iced soy mocha frappe*
Jace Robinson
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Angel Garcia
That's a great idea. Let's help Starbucks push their own campaign. If it's big enough, ICE agents will take notice.
Spread it on Twitter. Print the posters and put them up in your neighborhoods.
Mason Wright
My fellow anons, spread this on all of your social media accounts. Report this to ICE so they can be ready. Let's try to break a record for most deportations in a single day.
Luke Gutierrez
make it yourself at home, you donk, shit takes like 5 minutes
Noah Diaz
Code name : iced coffee
Jack Morales
y'all are fucking retarded. this is fake af
Jordan Baker
Get the fuck out normie.
Grayson Parker
>They aren't going to get away with this shit. This ad was made up by Sup Forums within the last couple of hours. Now, you are playing the part of a butthurt lefty trying to rile people up. Sad!
This whole thing screams of Starbucks Socialist, fittingly, LOL.
>be upper-middle-class hippy faggot >support a globalist coffee corporation's ad campaigns encouraging the importation of 3rd-world nigs that decrease the value of native labor and increase crime in working-class neighborhoods
Zachary Reyes
Illegalls are going to send their friend to scope it out first.. "Si, Jorge. We are okay."
Isaac Lewis
>tfw ICE works with Starbucks
Asher Evans
>call ICE and inform them of illegals at Starbucks >??? >profit!
Samuel Brooks
Guys I googled Starbucks dreamer day and didn't find what I wanted. Operation ICED COFFEE is a failure if we don't get this into the mainstream
Xavier Lopez
Citizen's arrest
Joshua Jones
Where did this calling illegal immigrants "Dreamers" come from? Calling them undocumented was stupid enough, but now "Dreamers"? Come the fuck on
Ryan Wright
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John Myers
This shit sounds like something the ICE would do. I'm sure ICE will be near by.
Grayson Gutierrez
Should actually do one for Tim Hortons to make sure the illegals go to Canada for that cuppa
Lincoln White
This is why I only drink Great Value brand K-Cups
Angel Richardson
That doesn't make it clear that its for illegals.
William Martinez
call ice
Carson Thompson
Dreamers specifically is meant to overwrite the "anchor baby" name. It refers to US citizens born to illegal immigrants as per the 14th Amendment (originally intended to grant citizenship to recently freed slaves in 1868, by the way). Really it's just your standard liberal doublespeak trying to rebrand the bad as good.
Jason Scott
translate it to spanish and you might be on to something
Brody Bennett
Anybody good with photoshop? We need as many good, convincing "advertisements" as we can get.
Brayden Morales
checked
James James
Well fuck!
More reason to boycott them
Michael Ward
This has to be some ICE sting or something I'm telling my cousin and he's friends to lay low for awhile just in case
Parker Morales
Yay! Let's call ICE!
Benjamin Butler
Help me in texas too many of them here bad drivers and cause alot of traffic
Brody Martin
Good idea
Jose Fisher
Its a Sup Forums plot to get all the illegals together for a massive ICE raid. Operation iced coffee
Nathaniel Wood
Someone needs to tell ICE about this self constructed honey pot.
Hudson Wood
first they stole our jobs, now they steal our dreams.
Zachary Parker
There was a bill proposed about 15 years ago called the "Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors Act", or DREAM act. The act was designed to give legal status to people brought to the U.S. illegally when they were kids.
The law never got passed. Later, Obama issued an executive order affecting the same people who would have been covered under the law.
But if someone is here illegally because their parents brought them here when they were kids, they are still called "DREAMers" after that bill that never got passed.
Luis Moore
>People show up to get cheap coffee >Get arrested and deported Genius
Jayden Hernandez
So I can just go in with a funny accident and get a discount?
Tyler Robinson
Translating to Spanish (I'm not a native speaker)
Día de los soñadores Aug 11 Todos los estadounidenses no documentados recibirán un descuento de 40% en algún producto* de Starbucks #cafésinfronteras ¡Use el cupón "SIN MIEDO" por una fría bebida grande por GRATIS en alguna tienda*
*sólo a las tiendas participadas
We'll need a native speaker to correct this
Ian Williams
Correcting my own errors
Ago 11* En alguna tienda! *
I'm still unsure on the use of "por gratis" here. It might just be better to say: una fría grande bebida gratuita
Connor Hall
Yea
Kevin Lee
I can't help but feel that the plain white background needs to be addressed.
Austin Rodriguez
>inb4 starbucks gets all the info of the illegals and passes it onto ICE
Robert Williams
Ok hit me up with ideas
Asher Hall
I googled Starbucks ads. It seems that they like to have a background that resembles old ass paper.
Pic related.
Thomas Peterson
>criminal walks into sbux >swaggers up to counter in his cowboy boots >Lee dungarees >red plaid longsleeve button-up with gold bead flair on the collar >elbow on the counter "Buenos dias, señoritas..." >1 easily 7/10 if it werent for her half-shaven head of hair dyed blue and purple >1 beta-cuck numale with top cut, man-bun, lumberjack beard and sleeves rolled up to reveal his "Feel The Bern" tattoo >1 what appears to be a manatee that learned english and is wearing ill-fitting human clothing >they all smile and greet Señor Venti "I heard you guys geeving free coffee to... people like me..." >they confirm, sweaty >Señor Venti grins under his moustache "I'll take a Grande..." >lowers his aviators >stares directly at the quivering aquatic mammal "ICED COFFEE" >the employees let out a collective sigh of relief and wipe their brows as they get to work on his beverage >Señor Venti has a hearty chuckle and goes to wait for his drink >the moonlighting social justice warrior brings the coffee to the gentleman "S-Señor Venti...?", it enunciates "Simón" >the gentle giant is visibly disturbed "Simon...? I-Is that y-your first name...?" >Señor Venti laughs >he looks down to his cup, forgetting whether he gave them his real first name or the one on the social security card in his wallet >he sees it VENTI GRANDE ICED COVFEFE >Señor Venti is sweating like Skippy in Florida on a warm July afternoon >he looks up >all 3 employees are lying on the floor with darts in their necks, stiff as boards >he spins around to face the door >floodlights concentrating on his piss-soaked form >only a massive silhouette stands before him and sweet freedom >the wind from the open door blows and the figures golden locks flutter at the yop of his head like elegant bald eagle feathers dropped by an angel "Q-Quien eres tu...?", Señor Venti sputters >he hears a whisper under the sound of swat boots, radio chatter, megaphoned orders and helicopter blades
"You have to go back..."
Anthony Miller
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Nathan Stewart
if someone did that here I would burn down their shop.
I don't give a fuck, unlike you cowardly americans who are willing to watch your country be burned down instead.
Dominic Carter
Ha ha ha Sup Forums sperging out again by something that isn't real. You guys are easier to troll than weebs.
Elijah Rodriguez
U don't understand;)
Eli Fisher
Stores always uses a more direct spanish:
Día de los soñadores Aug 11 Todos los estadounidenses no documentados recibirán un descuento de 40% en su próxima compra en Starbucks* #cafésinfronteras ¡Usa el cupón "SIN MIEDO" y obtén una bebida gratis*!
*sólo en locales adheridos
We'll need a native speaker to correct this
Juan Butler
The troll started here
Hudson Rodriguez
Wouldn't it be "use" becuase it's formal?
Thomas Peterson
racial profiling. liberals sure are racist.
Lucas Gutierrez
It's worse than that... Sup Forums illegally created this a few hours ago and now fake sperging out to it in order to make it be something. Sad!
Brayden Brooks
Watch as starbucks is redpilled and right when some spic buys coffee and gets a 40% off, two border guards just jump him and deport him right then and there
Caleb Thompson
make it in spanish
Bentley Smith
Big fan of your work senpai.
Lincoln Russell
also this.
Jack Allen
Since it's an ad, it's on imperative form, you must use the code.
Michael Evans
I'm going to go to this and throw a shitfit when they say I'm a citizen. >wow, just because I'm white? Could we just NOT??
Landon Young
Write "no ICE allowed" to lull the illegals into a false sense of security.
Brayden Perez
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Ayden Sanders
No. That'll make it too obvious. They'll be on to the hoax much faster. We can't make it sound too good for them.
Owen Brown
> USE CODE: ICE Coffee >> ICE Coffee >>> ICE to obvious user, doesn't need to be in all caps.
Jaxon Robinson
We won't be using that code. Anyway. Its a dead giveaway
Nicholas Phillips
>ICEd coffee u n d e r r a t e d
Joshua Hernandez
>literally placing a trap with a FREE GIBS sign
Adrian Sullivan
Dress up as a Ice agent, and stand outside in some dark glasses looking mean
Ethan Cruz
Ok dude got it
Jordan Roberts
idk if this is real but i forwarded it to ice anyway
David Ramirez
Like one of those cartoon traps that's just a box held up by a stick.
Lincoln Watson
free ICE coffee for all illegals
Nicholas Barnes
Fixed
Jayden Gutierrez
Lmao my thoughts exactly
Josiah Richardson
>drinking the caffeinated Jew
William Carter
I drink 5 espresso shots every day to work you fucking pickle
Jaxson Parker
>drinking the caffeinated Jew
Adam Lewis
you fund the energy jew in some other way, fag. Either that, or you're not a wagecuck and a neet cuck using autism bux
Alexander Morris
>using the currency jew
Isaac James
im just gonna post a bunch of fake pics of ICE vehicles sitting outside local starbucks waiting for immigrants
Easton James
Seriously this
Brandon Morgan
Well ICE knows where to go now
Easton Richardson
>that detail tho *hefty kek* Fucking Ayy! Noice. >not knowing it's fake I'll tell you what boy, them ad and faux-news pic seem hella legit though.