AUGUST 21

Time to move to Australia i guess

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Would an automobile with a decent (or supplemental) air filter be able to drive with volcanic ash everywhere?

>mfw floridian

No

Northeast doing me a solid for once!
Best coast confirmed.

>the volcano misses me by a couple of kilometers (less than 5 hours of car travel)
>it will also probably make the days hotter
>we're already going around 40°C
>it won't kill me
>it'll just fuck my shit up even further
>mfw

>Time to move to Australia i guess

You can't run from it, ash cloud will permeate the atmosphere and block half the sunlight.

Post yfw not in impact zone

Get fucked, there's no room!

We know, you've got all those Chinese and rapefugees to take in!

For once it pays to live in FL

Please destroy Portland Oregon, Magma

cool, did you make this?

>half

The solar eclipse will hide the us from the volcano

Dont worry, you will be culturally enriched with American refugees

do I flee? Or do I embrace?

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sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

nah, i stoled from some DA faggot.

So Long Gay California

>Barely live in the ash zone in Pennsylvania
>we have less sun than alaska in this fucking state so literally nothing will change
so your telling me the only thing left to remove after this is nyc? sounds good.

bull
crap

I imagine you wouldn't get very far until the thing was totally clogged with hot ash.

Welp time to move to Florida. There's tons of us there already.

>everything west of the Appalachians is gone
I don't know that I'd miss them, to be honest.

Calm down son, you're just mad that your country is getting blacked.
At least our black population is too busy huffing petrol fumes instead of burning their own cities down.

I think I'd rather go in the explosion than suffer that sorry fate

Say that to your Govt.
intellihub.com/report-brazil-argentina-australia-sign-contracts-worth-hundreds-billions-dollars-house-u-s-populace-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupts/
SAD!

As long as you speak English.

Well you have Argentina.

only people who can handle bantz are let in
sorry seppo

Still.

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A super volcano eruption has major implications that can last for years. When that thing goes, be ready for a long mini ice age, in which that is the true apoclypse for every country worldwide.

We're going to throw in Hillary, so the gods will be happy and we'll have another 1000 yrs of good luck.


Fear porn loving fags.

>brazil promises to take gringos

>fake news

Fuck off we're full

The entire world will suffer if Yellowstone eruts though. We will get a long winter. 2-3 years, crops will fail famine etc

Virgins only... Throw her in and it WILL erupt

Goddamnit I love living where i do

kek wtf, the land down under is a strange place.

Why doesn't america just drill big holes into yellowstone to relieve the pressure?

Proof?

U FUCK, YOU WANT A APOCALYPSE FOR THROWING SHIT?

Get a milsurp gas mask that takes NATO 40mm filters and stock up on supplies. A few guns that you can shoot while masked is a good idea, so red dots or high irons. Remember to brush up on fieldcraft, especially building shelters.

I will pray each day for this. May the frogs flee eastward.

All the latest computer models say it will be mostly a Northern Hemisphere event with the southern hemisphere being almost untouched, thank god for roundearth science. If it does turn out to be flat we're all fucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Eclipse

>avocado hurricane devastates east coast at same time as volcano eruption
>there are no safe spaces
>entire country is punished by God for California's legendary faggotry

Eh. I'll believe it when it happens

The magma is too deep to relieve pressure

>When that thing goes, be ready for a long mini ice age

Take that, global warming!

>tfw new england

>entire country is punished by God for California's legendary faggotry

Well, we did enable it.

I'm cool with this. We need the population drop and the eruption will probably set off the cascade fault too. Clean slate. Plus the ash will make things hella fertile afterward.

>U FUCK, YOU WANT A APOCALYPSE FOR THROWING SHIT?

two negatives equal a positive, kek.

Surpised you didn't know that.

We are full cunt.
You chose your country, now stick to it, for better or worse.

>F
>U
>L
>L

>ash will make things hella fertile afterward.
That's what I was thinking. My area will get a light dusting of ash. Till that shit into the soil and enjoy the fucking massive harvests for decades.

You would need to drive an electric car like a Tesla to drive out of the evacuation zone. No air intake for that one. If you drive in the 50km/h area, you could go up to 800km with a charge.

LOL no one's serious about moving to Australia.

Christ, we'll live in the Ashlands before anyone even considers moving "down undah".

I'll be an Ashlander with you

t. Colorado

UM GUYS THIS IS FUCKING HUGE
youtube.com/watch?v=ztxhBEgKCWE

because America is a nation under God and this world needs to be cleansed of all the subhuman nigger cattle that can't survive a supervolcanic winter

and yet faggots keep wanting Cascadia to happen. gotta move that shit way more north. west is fucked from juan de fuca as well.

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That would be true, for a regular volcano. For a supervolcano, the effects are global, as the ash just spreads out over a long period of time. Btw it would be a global -6.5°C average drop.

Let that number sink in.

How about telling us wtf the eclipse has to do with instigating a volcanic explosion.

Aussies are scared of People that actually can beat a bunch of Emus.
SAD!

>hella

I wish you lived in the kill zone.

u.s. gonna be like a wounded animal, and the vultures will be watching

>global -6.5°C average drop.
Maybe that'll finally get the liberals to stop bitching about global warming.

>How about telling us wtf the eclipse has to do with instigating a volcanic explosion

Dude, they're autistic, so...you know.

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Will the gravitational and magnetic alignment of the celestial bodies pop the boil that is Yellowstone and end this goddamn nightmare

>thinks it ends

oh are you going to be in for a surprise

>and the eruption will probably set off the cascade fault too

As long as it doesn't fuck with the New Madrid fault. That would be far more damaging than the Cascadia fault being set off.

Alright, someone give me the rundown for the Portland metro area please. How bad will it be and will air filters/purifiers help? What else will I need?

kek

See you in september

Oh and watch out for the cannibals.

youtube.com/watch?v=94KcI0gLq1A&ytbChannel=apnatvHD

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>Alright, someone give me the rundown for the Portland metro area please. How bad will it be and will air filters/purifiers help? What else will I need?

Run out, get some cash. Take half and send to me. Then take the other half and flush it down the toilet. There, you're done.

As one of the last white Los Angeles residents, I welcome the coming ashpocalypse.

>Time to move
>MooV

It would get liberals to stop bitching, but at the same time. A 1° drop is already a big deal but the temperature drop I mentioned means that the Middle Eastern, and African deserts can potentially turn into frozen shitholes.

Well atleast less shitskins am I right?

That's norcal scum slang so he's in the martial law zone

post yfw yellowstone erupts, the long valley caldera erupts, and the cascadia subduction zone causes a massive tsunami to hit the west coast

Threads like this are the reason pol is considered one of the dumbest boards

Nothing will happen, not with the eclipse, not with yellowstone. Those types of supervolcanos (there are dozens around the world fyi) take years before they erupt. Before that, there's a lot of minor eruptions and seismic activity. People will have plenty of time to evacuate when this happens. Stop fear mongering with bullshit.

Whites are adapted to such a place. BRING ON THE VOLCANO! FREE US FROM THE DARKNESS

>AUGUST 21

Are you implying that thing is going to blow up on that date?
Isn't people predicting the next doomsday since 500 BC?

>less sun than Alaska
>Alaska getting 18 hours of sunlight per day

>Threads like this are the reason pol is considered one of the dumbest boards

Excuse me, sir. That is very hurtful.

I'm assuming they're suggesting that gravity deforms the leeward half of the planet when both moon and sun are aligned. It's the only thing that would half make sense. However it's far too small of an effect and occurs too frequently for it to be reasonably considered a significant risk.
all in all my findings are that this eclipse is a big fat nothingburger. just more of the same from the cabal, and frankly America deserves better.

I have fucking asthma, man.

Fuck offffffffffff we ARE FULL

>this goy

Sucks its gotta be Yellowstone but if it takes out the Boomers fuck it. Let em burn.

This captcha with the faccacta surveillance photos, its like 6 in a row sometimes. Is this a spying aid now? Captcha used to be a way to help translate scanned books, why can't I just type nigger like I used to?

ok Il admit I laughed

I'd be happy to home an amerilard providing they do my menial work

We will kill your Emus and take your womens.