How do I join Judaism?

How do I join Judaism?

I am an aryan atheist but I think I found a purpose in life and would like to join Judaism.

Do I just walk up in a synagoge and tell that I want to join?

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You're a traitor
And a cuck

dude, its hard as fuck. i have this brazilian friend that lives in israel and studies the torah, she literally needs some jew approval to get in, and it never gets approved. It is obviously because she has some black genes in her. Tell me about multiculturalism.

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You can't just become a Jew. It's just like Shaun King being black, literally impossible.
Any gentile who (((converts))) is nothing more than a shabbos goy. It's like being a slave and proud of it.

I'm jewish. I've become an Aryan Nazi. Anything is possible.

I want to get rich basically and make a pact with the devil. I know that the only way to do something like that is to get connections in the Jewish community.

We don't accept Turks

Join us. Its for the greater good.

Zionism is pro fascism

you have to learn tons of stuff, thats all i know. It takes years

>I want to get rich basically and make a pact with the devil.

First step is take Donald Trump's cock out of your filthy mouth.

jews don't recruit ya dumb fuck

someone is hungry for baby benis

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>Pic related.
Maybe this gadget can help.

walk up to a mirror and shout "HaShem" 3 times
this will summon YHWH himself and you will be allowed to join the chosen people

Jew=Rat

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Why dude? Shame on you

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ger_toshav

You know the drill op

Not true. I've work with immigration/Aliyah and we've let hundreds of black converts move to Israel. If they convert properly, they get in. If she's doing reform, then she will stumble into difficulties.

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First you have to vow to destroy the western world.

It's a 2 - 3 year process and they apparently cut your foreskin or you have to give blood from your penis
Mfw an idf girl told me this

wtf is it