I'm a Muslim ask me anything

I'm a Muslim ask me anything.

Have you heard the Christian gospel?

Where should i invest?

Have you heard about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

Active Pedo worshiper or former?

How much is the fish?

Why do you hate dogs?

Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

If I kiss my wife after she has sucked another man's cock, is it haram?

Would you suck your own cock if you could?

Are you secretly working with the Jews?

Were you born a Muslim? Were you born in Canada? Why do u still practice Islam? Do you think Islam will slowly begin to take over the West like it has been doing in Africa for the last 100+ years?

Again, Muslim, you suck us in with your pictures of aesthetic cake!

Have you ever smoked a cigarette or hit a vape?

How are your goats?

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I hope he smoked a packaged cig

His religion says he's going to hell if he touches pig blood

Cigarettes packed by big tobacco contain trace amounts of pigs blood

>I'm a Muslim ask me anything.
>I'm a self-loading retarded Muslim ask me anything.
>I'm a victim of inbreeding ask me anything.
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Can I have some cake?

>Being a cuck
You should execute yourself

>Last 100 years
It's more than 500 years now

This, what's the sauce on the cake op?

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this isnt reddit , fuck off goatfucker.

1. Do muslim women wear the hijab around the house?

2. Do muslim women shave their pubic hair?

is jesus the only prophet to come back according to muslims?
because i know that in the quran jesus did not die, but mohammed did.

so do they both come back or just jesus?

Why have you not accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

Why do you follow a false religion?

muslims drink their mother's period for protein .

Kill yourself, preferably without killing a bunch of innocents in the process. Seriously kill yourself though.

What kind of belt is today's latest fashion in Muslim-world?

kill yourself

I have.

Invest in pharmaceuticals, it always works out.

Yes, he is in the Q'ran.

> those memes

What fish?

I don't hate dogs.

Do you? Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet and that he will return to the world upon the end of times.

It is. Adultery is haram.

No.

I do work with some Jews.

I was not born Muslim. I am not born in Canada. I became devout due to the benefits Islam brings to life, I can expand on this if you care. No Islam will not take over the west. People are scared of a little change so they over exaggerate its magnitude to justify their irrational fears. It's pathetic.

It's delicious.

Yes, I have smoked a cigarette. I hated it.

I do not own any goats.

I got a call. Relax yourself.

I highly doubt this is true considering the highest consumers of cigarettes after China is the Middle East. And the use of products containing pork is illegal in the Middle East. Also, why would they need to do this lol?

Sure. It's a widely available recipe.

It isn't.

It's a red velvet cake.

The hijab is a means to disassociate a female's image from her being. It is a sin to see women with lust and desire. Women do not wear hijab around family because lusting over family members is a grave sin. Most Muslim women keep it trimmed, but not fully shaved.

Just Jesus. He is the savior.

We have. Muslims believe in Jesus as the savior.

Why is it false?

They don't.

No thank you.

Not sure, I just wear a regular black belt most days.

No thanks.

Your thoughts on poutine and maple syrup? I knew a Muslim who just couldn't stop eating those, it was eerie.

I'm not the biggest fan of poutine. It's too much of the same dish at once. I prefer to get my own plate and then share a poutine with others. That way I can have some, but I don't need to go through the entire thing.

I absolutely love maple syrup. It's the best.

sharing the poutine has become very popular since very few can finish one alone.

you can keep your citizenship.

why don't you eat pork

Pork is forbidden in all Abrahamic religions because the animal is considered to be unclean. This is substantiated by the fact that swine cannot be safely stored in hot weather. Beef, lamb and other meats can be kept without refrigeration for short periods. However, swine and poultry cannot, they develop dangerous bacteria that can kill those who consume it. People usually buy whole live chickens in the market. This is not possible with pigs, it is too expensive. Therefore, the high risk of consuming pork caused it to be outlawed.

eww red velvet cake

put that thing away

which is logical if you're living in a desert with no refrigerator but now doesn't really make sense

It's delicious.

what country where you born in?

thats overcooked mate

Why don't you fuck off and take your heresy back to the third world?

in year 2017 these problems don't exist, at least in civilized world. just shows how regressive (your) religion is

Many parts of culture do not make much sense. However, cultural heritage often supersedes reason. Refrigerators haven't been around very long, it will take a very long time for the belief that pork is dangerous to change.

However, most modern Muslims use the abstinence of pork as an exercise for self-control. Abstaining pork is easy, so it is a good step to controlling your desires towards things which are much more luring. Like sex, drugs, etc..

>swine and poultry cannot
Why isn't chicked haram then? Literally all you seem to eat here is half rotten chicken.

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Morocco.

It's not. It's smoked beef ribs (hence the darker color). They are also award winning. If you are a world-class food critic perusing Sup Forums then I apologize for doubting you.

No thanks. I'll stay.

Many parts of culture do not make much sense. However, cultural heritage often supersedes reason. Refrigerators haven't been around very long, it will take a very long time for the belief that pork is dangerous to change.

However, most modern Muslims use the abstinence of pork as an exercise for self-control. Abstaining pork is easy, so it is a good step to controlling your desires towards things which are much more luring. Like sex, drugs, etc..

Why do you still eat beef? It's objectively bad for the economy, environment and your health. Yet your cultural practices make it such that you overlook these issues to enjoy beef. As do I.

On the other hand, not eating something is not very difficult. I just don't eat pork. Like you probably don't eat yak or horse, or camel. Why not, is it cause you are regressive? no, simply because you choose not to.

In every developing nation and in the West before the advent of the fridge, chickens are purchased alive. You buy the chicken which is still running around, they then kill it and pluck it and you get the meat to bring home immediately and cook. It is not stored in the heat.

However, buying an entire pig is very expensive. Thus, this would not work. I explained this already. You should read the entire reply before commenting.

> Trying to have a conversation
> but muh echochamber though

You do realize that god doesn't exist and that you belong to a suicidal death cult right?

more prosciutto and pancetta for me muslimfag
i eat everything that tastes good, and try not to have any opinion on it before i taste it

also, nice self-control, you ""train"" with pork and hide your women's body parts, but you still can't resist raping them

Turn to Christ you Heathen!
Stop praising the Moon Demon

> god doesn't exist
How do you define God?

> you belong to a suicidal death cult
What are you talking about? Firstly, how do you define a cult? And Islam has to do with the life which you live, not death.

Can you stop fucking my livestock?

Why is it true that gabriel guides mohammed but when he says to the virgin mary that she's going to give birth to the son of god it's blasphemy because god has no son?

Also since Allah was praisef by early arab polytheists (he's one of 360 gods) why is considered the truest of them all?

When are you moving back to your sand country?

Not political fuck off Canada

Enjoy your prosciutto. Looks good.

> can't resist raping them
When memes become what you identify as facts, there is a severe problem.

Muslims believe that Jesus Christ is the savior and will come back on day of judgement.

These memes.

You must be confused. Please read the Q'ran. In Islam Jesus is the creation of God, not his literal son, because God does not have a biological body.

The angel Gabriel lay the blessings from God onto the womb of Mary. She who gave birth to the most powerful prophet.

what kinda cake is that?

Lol Allah is not one of the many Gods praised by earlier Arabs. It is simply the Arabic word for God. There is a single God.

The sun god meme is nonsense.

Not anytime soon. I am good here.

Considering so much of people's political beliefs and arguments revolve around misunderstandings about Islam, a little education is the least one can get on the topic.

Red Velvet cake.

no.

allah is a cat

proof.

What's so hard to understand about STOP PRAISING THE MOON DEMON