Brit/pol/ - Lean Cuisine Edition

>Billboard hacked in Cardiff by dangerous right wing extremists
grahamcluley.com/hackers-hijack-central-cardiff-billboard-display-swastikas/
archive.is/IAi29

>Last day of Royal duties for Prince Phillip
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html
archive.is/WnpeC

>Brexit latest: Free movement of EU citizens to Britain will end in 2019
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-free-movement-of-eu-citizens-to-britain-will-end-in-2019-a3600196.html
archive.is/Jj04U

>Terror suspect arrested at """London""" Southend Airport
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-40806463

>‘Enough is enough' Scheming Philip Hammond warned to stop plotting as PM holidays in Italy
express.co.uk/news/politics/834794/brexit-chancellor-philip-hammond-warned-transition-period-gerard-lyons
archive.is/D9YDf

>Apple now unironically supports the whole US economy
cityam.com/269603/dow-jones-passes-22000-new-record-high
archive.is/QfUX5

>""""""Based"""""" Trump approves of new sanctions
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40806322

>Olney says she will stand to be an MP at the next election in part 2 of her JUST blog
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/07/im-very-much-out-my-ear-what-its-becoming-ex-mp
archive.is/2cG5z

>Illegal immigrants able to enter Britain unchallenged because there are no checks at half of small ports
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/illegal-immigrants-able-enter-britain-unchallenged-no-checks/
archive.is/S3XRj

>Venezuela poll turnout figures ‘manipulated by at least 1m votes’
theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/02/venezuela-poll-turnout-figures-manipulated-by-at-least-1m-votes
archive.is/QsiZA

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40816318/syrian-refugee-becomes-nhs-doctor
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40813325
grahamcluley.com/hackers-hijack-central-cardiff-billboard-display-swastikas/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-free-movement-of-eu-citizens-to-britain-will-end-in-2019-a3600196.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-40806463
express.co.uk/news/politics/834794/brexit-chancellor-philip-hammond-warned-transition-period-gerard-lyons
cityam.com/269603/dow-jones-passes-22000-new-record-high
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/07/im-very-much-out-my-ear-what-its-becoming-ex-mp
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/illegal-immigrants-able-enter-britain-unchallenged-no-checks/
theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/02/venezuela-poll-turnout-figures-manipulated-by-at-least-1m-votes
newstatesman
archive.is/2cG5z
bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/proginfo/2017/33/no-more-boys-and-girls
gov.uk/student-finance
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40820468
emcdda.europa.eu/system/files/publications/831/EMCDDA_NR_2013_Slovenia_472393.pdf
youtu.be/8vMypCinkRk
telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/08/03/fbi-arrests-wannacry-hero-marcus-hutchins-las-vegas-reports/
youtube.com/watch?v=HroEvZf9sPE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Walker_(British_politician)
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

WRONG LINKS YOU MONGS.

APOLOGISE

>Syrian refugee becomes NHS doctor.
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40816318/syrian-refugee-becomes-nhs-doctor

fuck off back to 1066 spamming jew

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40813325

>BEADY-EYED!

Wow, the feminists have developed rudimentary self awareness.

Also first for giving Muslims bacon sandwiches

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You're using the wrong format you fucking idiot.

No im not you fucking kike sympathist

Brit/pol/ - edition

>Billboard hacked in Cardiff by dangerous right wing extremists
grahamcluley.com/hackers-hijack-central-cardiff-billboard-display-swastikas/

>Last day of Royal duties for Prince Phillip
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html

>Brexit latest: Free movement of EU citizens to Britain will end in 2019
standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-free-movement-of-eu-citizens-to-britain-will-end-in-2019-a3600196.html

>Terror suspect arrested at """London""" Southend Airport
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-40806463

>‘Enough is enough' Scheming Philip Hammond warned to stop plotting as PM holidays in Italy
express.co.uk/news/politics/834794/brexit-chancellor-philip-hammond-warned-transition-period-gerard-lyons

>Apple now unironically supports the whole US economy
cityam.com/269603/dow-jones-passes-22000-new-record-high

>Olney says she will stand to be an MP at the next election in part 2 of her JUST blog
newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/07/im-very-much-out-my-ear-what-its-becoming-ex-mp

>Illegal immigrants able to enter Britain unchallenged because there are no checks at half of small ports
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/12/illegal-immigrants-able-enter-britain-unchallenged-no-checks/

>Venezuela poll turnout figures ‘manipulated by at least 1m votes’
theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/02/venezuela-poll-turnout-figures-manipulated-by-at-least-1m-votes

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>Im ready to settle down user

Alternatively

>newstatesman com/politics/elections/2017/07/im-very-much-out-my-ear-what-its-becoming-ex-mp
archive.is/2cG5z

Sick of this fucking bot.

What the fuck is going on there on the right?

Requesting OP's geo flag

i wish i was a paki so i could feel like a winner

Hello Steerpike. Gotten laid yet?

DELET THIS

no

Hello

The average IQ of a Brit/pol/ user is probably the same as the Congo.

It's either a dick or a turd

Yes, the average IQ of a Brit/pol/ user is probably the same as the total IQ of the Congo

Pof is like shooting sluts in a barrel, had far more success there than Tinder.

My Yankee sense is tingling

pof?

Plenty of Fish.

Do you like London?

Pound of Flesh

bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/proginfo/2017/33/no-more-boys-and-girls
>No More Boys And Girls: Can Our Kids Go Gender Free?
>Is the way we treat boys and girls the real reason we haven’t achieved equality between men and women? In this bold, engaging and provocative experiment, Doctor Javid Abdelmoneim (pictured) aims to find out whether stripping away the pink and blue will change the way this class of seven year-olds think.
Indoctrinating children into the 'gender doesn't real' lie with your license fee, folks

this is what i imagine tripfags work as

How much is open uni a year?

Depends on the course I think? Mines about 2.8k per year

people of france

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Are all of the britpol tripfags English?

I'd still fuck that.

We have an Australian.

Do you have to pay up front or are loans easy to get for it?

Welsh, a Scot, English and an Aussie.

There is a yank regular here who is a cop in Texas or something.

None of them are, Eddie and Rightly So are blacks from Lambeth, Not Bomber Rimmer is of Sri Lankan descent and lives just outside Bradford, and Preusse is a Lebanese-Australian migrant

Which one?

Australian English?

Colonial Scum.

No, pakis

>and Preusse is a Lebanese-Australian migrant
That lives in Scotland and pretends to be a German Scottish person and nationalist.

The absolute STATE of triplards.

I've got your standard student loan, they pay directly to the OU. I don't start repaying until I earn +21k
gov.uk/student-finance

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>All those nonces last thread trying to call me a fat tranny sympathiser

The sheer cheek of these people really beggars belief

fat commie pedo

Undergrad?

Is he okay?

>Hyper altruistic socialist that wants everyone to pay for his gender reassignment surgery
Pic related, your home now.

You've gotta laugh.

Yeah

>pedo

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40820468

Justice for rash
They said he didn't swallow his stash
The police got him in a shop, but in the end it wasn't that he stole
He swallowed a load of paracetamol
If from this there is one thing his family can take
It is that he no longer has a headache


I'm thinking of announcing all news links with a terrible poem now.

I'm an Englishman. I'm from Bermondsey, South-East London. My father was called George. He was also from Bermondsey. His father, another Bermondsey man, was called George too. And his father, my great-grandfather, is from the same place. He was called Edward.

These three generations of my family, were in the fish trade. I'm the first member of my family not to work at the market in Billingsgate. My great-grandfather had eleven brothers and sisters. They all married except one. They had 43 children. Of these 37 married and between them they had further 159 children. One of those was my father. I don't know exactly how many of his generation married or exactly how many children they produced. I've so far tracked over two-hundred of them.

Many still live in Bermondsey. Some are still in the fish trade.

There are seven called George, and five called Victoria. I stand here, in front of you, as a representative of all of them. And I ask in their name the great question put by our patron, Mr Powell. What do they know of England, who only England know? Or, what can my family, who come from England, who lived in England, who know only England, say of this, our country?

Mr Powell once spoke of the destruction of ancient Athens and the miraculous survival in the blackened ruins of that city of the sacred olive tree; the symbol of Greece, their country. And he also spoke of us, the English, at the heart of a vanished empire, seeming to find within ourselves that one of our own oak trees, the sap rising from our ancient roots, and he said perhaps, after all, we who have inhabited this island fortress for an unbroken thousand years, brought up, as he said, within the sound of English bird song under the English oak, in the English meadow, beneath the red cross of St. George, it is us who know most of England.

Lad, I was one of only 991 people who voted BNP on my constituency.

You're either a Tory or UKIP cuck.

I also wouldn't support GRS, I'd support mental health treatment for those poor, delusional individuals.

do it

Terrible is an understatement Kevin...

I can't stand that actor.

I don't honestly care, you're naive and foolish and you you think socialism could work in a society filled to the brim with people like me, selfish people that want to protect their own interests and own family, not Abdullah bin Tae Kawando al Grenfell Fire Disaster ibn Angela Merkel al Islam bin Mohammed and his 500 billion children.

Now just give it a rest, you're a joke.

Millwall fan detected

I wonder how many of Powell posters are also members of brit/pol/s sizable socialist community.

Reminder that mixture of caffeine and paracetamol is commonly used to dilute heroin
emcdda.europa.eu/system/files/publications/831/EMCDDA_NR_2013_Slovenia_472393.pdf
>Rash bought cheep smack and it killed him

nordbro is comforting and familiar.

Firstly, I don't believe society is filled with people like you. In fact, I don't even think you're necessarily a bad person, deep down. The natural position of human beings is to be sympathetic, and if harnessed correctly, that desire to do good that is present in most individuals can enrich the nation. I don't think it works well in a non-homogenous society, but our current route only leads to collapse.

Secondly, I don't advocate Corbynite or Marxist "socialism". I don't advocate a traditional welfare state, I don't advocate the abolition of private property, and I don't advocate the removal of hierarchies.

These are all things you decided to assume about me.

Not bad lad, I would like to see this accompanied by a jaunty tune.

Daily reminder that caffeine is a potentiate for opiates and methylphenidate (Ritalin).

This has been your daily reminder.

Silence socialist!

I'm pretty much a willy-farmer enjoying a bountiful harvest of willy-fruits

Fruits

Toots

You should be permanently banned you cunt.

England vs Holland womens semi final on now in 20 bings lads.

>youtu.be/8vMypCinkRk

No wonder he was shut down so harshly, the absolute mad man.

The fuck?

telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/08/03/fbi-arrests-wannacry-hero-marcus-hutchins-las-vegas-reports/

>Theocratic Distributism

Put your Commie flag on mate.

The harvest has been bountiful,

the baskets brimming full

For now is willy season prime

before it sees its lull

so let us all be thankful

for the willies our lord provides

and let us shout it loud and clear

in our willies we take great pride

>Silence socialist!

I fear you're beyond reason.

At the very least read some of Charles Maurras' writings. Those are fairly close to what I believe.

kek tidy your room

make sure to report me :3

I'm not a communist, lad. Theocratic and communist don't go together.

Also, I support hierarchies, and private property. Wealth inequalities are also tolerable provided they are beneficial. Don't advocate worker control of production etc.

>voted BNP

wow. do you have a betamax video player too?

No need for fight lads

youtube.com/watch?v=HroEvZf9sPE

I vote out of principle, not base on what's in vogue.

>Charles Maurras
>These were the bases of his endorsement for both a French monarchy and the Roman Catholic Church
>a political movement that was monarchist, anti-parliamentarist, and counter-revolutionary

Colour me intrigued. Where would you recommend people start with his work?

Just googled where he is from/who he voted for, it's Bishop Aukland for Adam Walker, his wiki page has some keks
>In September 2012, Walker was given a six-month suspended jail sentence and twelve month driving ban for an incident on 23 April 2011, in which he verbally abused three schoolboys, who were between the ages of 10 and 12, chasing them in his Land Rover Discovery and slashing the tyres on their bikes with a sheath knife. After investigation by the General Teaching Council, Walker was banned for life from the profession in 2013.
>He described Britain in a November 2013 speech as a "multicultural shithole"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Walker_(British_politician)

>I vote out of principle

I want whatever you're on, based willy-poster

Is socialism an illness?

Envy's not an illness

Depends what you mean by socialism

since the bnp has about 50 members and falling, you'd better find some new principles because they probably won't be able to field any candidates in future elections

Thanks lad. Dunno if I will qualify as a dropped out before

A mental one?

What is your opinion on the Beeching report?

Nah, it's natural and healthy. It's just the adult reaction is to come up with ways to drag yourself up, not demand other people pick you up instead.

>He described Britain in a November 2013 speech as a "multicultural shithole"
wasn't wrong

It's based on fallacies, resentment, envy and general ignorance of facts and reality.

People normally grow out of it.

My honest opinion is natural monopolies should be nationalised.