John Podesta looks too similar to a Kappa for it to be coincidence. What are Kappas known for? Kidnapping children, raping women, drinking human blood, eating human flesh, and stealing people's souls by the use of some kind of anal magic.
From Wikipedia: Kappa are usually seen as mischievous troublemakers or trickster figures. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as looking up women's kimonos, to the malevolent, such as drowning people and animals, kidnapping children, raping women and at times eating human flesh. Folk beliefs claim the cucumber as their traditional favorite meal.[9]
As water monsters, kappa have been blamed for drownings, and are often said to try to lure people into water and pull them in with their great skill at wrestling.[9] They are sometimes said to take their victims for the purpose of drinking their blood, eating their livers, or gaining power by taking their shirikodama (尻子玉), a mythical ball said to contain the soul, which is located inside the anus. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)
John Gonzalez
not the craziest shit ive heard
after seeing their dealings, calling them demons, if not unjustified
Nathaniel Edwards
If it looks like a fuck, sounds like a duck etc.
Let be known from this day forth, John "kappa" Podesta.
Ethan Bell
is not*
Robert Clark
Yes, there are people larping as supernatural entities, I like the succubie during my commute, they'll try to sync your breathing if they see you are meditating.
Only a connection with the only true supernatural entity, the pantheist God, can allow you to also be supernatural. Want telepathy? Submit.
Asher Morris
しょうがない
Angel Bell
I think you mean entites LARPing as people (not the other way around), but yes.
Alexander Murphy
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Andrew Jones
birds of a feather
Xavier Martin
Can we get a side by side comparison so the meme magic may commence?
Kevin Adams
quality thread
Wyatt Johnson
uhhh...look at the OP.
David Thompson
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Tyler Parker
Kappas btfo
Carson Sanders
K A P P A A P P A
David Morales
no kappa no keepo
Anthony Brown
How do I submit? Throw in psychic powers and I'll do anything, I'll suck ya dick right here
Grayson Fisher
Those are shit pictures to be honest.
Jacob Gray
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Gavin Martinez
> Podestas email password was leaked on Sup Forums 13 October 2016 > No emails were ever released despite several anons posing screen grabs > Julian Assange goes silent for several months after October 16th
My questions - Where are the emails Did the leaf and the brotbong that downloaded them survive
Carson Butler
desu I thought people were using soft matching on photoshop to merge the images of the two and then posting them, but nah. the similarities are beyond the pale.
Owen Mitchell
just jump on his head then
Jason Jones
There's no such thing.
Just because some humans do actually have telepathy and can use it to convince people they're angels or demons doesn't mean the power comes from anything other than a connection to God.
Everything you've become has been so only within the confines of the laws of universe that came into existence within the first million years of the big bang.
You are already submitting to God as you read this.
Christian Reyes
>Only a connection with the only true supernatural entity, the pantheist God, can allow you to also be supernatural
False.
Xavier Long
Rather, I should say disingenuous.
Your connection is there, whether you want it or not. It has nothing to do with submission.
