Be 20 year old ex-muslim paki

>be 20 year old ex-muslim paki
>conservative, pro-american views
>tfw no chance of intelligent, conservative gf
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Fuck off back to where you came from, Abdul.

Pls no

>Paki
Kill yourself

make bank. isn't that what the brown guys are all trying to do

Around a Paki, NEVER RELAKKY

get your folks to find you a girl thats naive and malleable (so every sheltered jihabi pakistani) and make her read and learn and now you have solved your problem

and if shes shit you can always talak talak talak

Like easyonme. Except he's a leaf. Subscribe to his YouTube he got good shit man

Here's a hint.

GO THE FUCK HOME

>ex-muslim

Wait.

You may pass.

Go back to your country and fucken work on fixing that shit. Or since that is impossible just kill yourself.

thread should have ended here

>American views
>isn't christian
kek, kys fedora faggot

He would just end up in the UK that way though

Turn back to your faith. Find glory in the teachings of Mohammed. Then blow up some white people.

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isn't that what all of us guys are trying to do?

non meme response? be the absolute best version of yourself that you can be: take care of your body, immerse yourself in your studies and/or work (entrepreneurship is also great), use your status as an advantage to peel off other leftist Muslims/Pakistanis. If you can introduce a group of people largely ignored by conservatives to right-leaning ideas, then you'll have done more for this country than many of the NEETs on Sup Forums will. Take pride in your ability to be a good person, be smart, and spread that americana when and where you can

you got this, user. and the female thing will come with confidence, trust me. I go to a pretty diverse engineering school in the south and it's not uncommon to see south asian guys that aren't rabid betas. just take care of yourself

I'm actually a pajeet

Become christian and marry a paki christian

on it

parents are actually assimilated, think that arranged marriage shit belongs in the history books - would be pissed to see me regress

Already am, good shit

That sucks, bro. Find a female apostate from the middle east.

Do what I keep telling my paki friend, who is still mild muztard. Find an Indian qt 3.14 and teach her how to poo in the loo.

go back to the desert you smelly sand person---oh wait here in the language you understand AAAAAARRRRR AR-AR-ARRRR

>paki

kill yourself, or go back.

no other option for you in the future.

You can find lots of conservatives in Pakistan. I'm sure one will sell you their daughter.

there aren't conservative Muslim women?

this

Do porn.

>Pro (((american views)))
Kys, good goy

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>Paki

Fuck off and tell the ones who brought you here that they deserve to be burned alive

Politically conservative - should've said republican to reduce confusion I guess

It's infuriating how self-indulgent so many "modern american muslims" are - any conversation that critiques them - even by someone who grew up inside of a muslim community.
Conversations with leftists just end up with them staring at me awkwardly before walking away

Aap kaise ho bhaisab. Punjabi here living in New York.

get conservative paki girl

youtube.com/watch?v=8_QnE9-iK80

find a coal burner and take her off our hands

go back.

Gook here. Haven't had any experience with muzzies where I live. By self-indulgent do you mean sheltered? Because if so I find that it applies to a lot of "integrated" minorities I've come across - poos, chinks, gooks, sometimes even spics. My guess is that it has to do with living in a place where ingroup/outgroup stuff is reinforced due to your ingroup taking up a relatively small percentage of the whole community.

Also I'm curious what you guys are like in general (unless the memes are as accurate as I thought they were.)

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"Ex-Muslim" doesn't communicate very much. Describe what you are, not what you're not.

Fuckin paki and don't have a cousin to marry

Iranian conservaturd here.

Bro don't listen to pol/. You can get with a conservative white American girl if you get to know them. Even conservative white woman will 9/10 get with you once they know you personally and you agree with them and their family's political views.

They would kill you on sight in Pakistan, ex muslims are even lower than infidels wich are on par with animals..

> What do
Kill self

you sure know a lot about savage animal customs, ain't you ahmed?

>indian

neck yourself

that's like a 4/10 though

An hero

what's with Pajeets and fucking everything that moves?

Marry a conservative she-beaner
Yes, they exist

This is the most confusing post I've ever seen. Brown, selfie stick, white girl and a rebel flag.

You stand no chance in the Western sexual market for the most part. At least you are probably not a smelly poo. Indians/Pakis are the butt of jokes for white women because of how autistic you all tend to be.

You have to go back.

Aha, etwas zu wissen macht einen gleich zu dem was man beschreibt.

Think I've read somewhere that it's them misinterpreting sexual norms in the West. Sexually liberal = everyone is supposed to unironically act like a 12 year old on Xbox Live. Their shitty grammar just makes things worse.

Or maybe pic related could have something to do with it I guess. Keep in mind China was notorious for having problems with this.

Change your name if it's obviously muslim. Muslim names on resumes go straight in the bin - it's just not worth the risk.

Ex-muslims get extra points in my book due to strength of will and intelligence in being able to escape that cult.

Good luck to you.

Holy shit no wonder Indians are always acting so fucking thirsty. They don't even have enough women.

-and they lose points with me for being the equivalent of a fedora who just discovered on YouTube that you can leave a religion.

Rape a Canadian

remove kebab

Normally mixing would be a no-no, but what actually happens when you mix different shades of brown? Almost all the hybrids I've ever actually seen had either a white or black parent (or both) and ended up looking passable at best to monstrous at worst.

Only exception were these two Japanese/Mexican kids from high school. Would've thought they were full beaner at a glance if it weren't for their last names.

GO HOME FFS