What Nazi would have you been ?

What Nazi would have you been ?

> Hitler
> Himmler
> Goebbels
> Goering
> Eichman
> Other ?

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Which one wrote that memoir about being hopeless and living a meaningless life until Hitler and the NSDAP came along? Was it Goebbels?

I think so...

Goering, obviously, he's like the only alpha in the entire Nazi leadership

>Hitler - autistic manchild with one testicle
>Himmler - occultist chicken farmer with the posture of a beta
>Goebbels - turboautistic and skinny af
>Eichman - literally a bureocratic nobody, remarkable only because of 'muh holocaust'
meanwhile
>Goering - decorated war hero, one of the best fighter aces of WW1, pimp extrodinare, had a tiger for a pet and snorted more coke than Miami on a friday night

Himmler because I'm Asian.

You would have been Rohm OP

that was goebbels

wtf .

A fa(lph)tty.

What about Heydrich guys ?

Probably Albert Speer.

why ?

I would be rommel and have a 1v1 against patton in Africa

that was my man Goebbels!

Hitler caus his moustache was on point

Julius Streicher, the one man who truly understood the Jewish menace and took it upon him (independently from Hitler) to preach the truth.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Streicher

Himmler
GAS!

this one

I cry every time :')

I'm literally Robert Ley

Otto Carius
youtube.com/watch?v=6Nz0qPRxKvU
I just want to be a tanker.

Based Goebbels

I've always seen myself as Gerbils

youtube.com/watch?v=sEGeHxF0tF4

Repugnant traitor.

the end makes me cry even more :'(

Dr. Mengele

you are propably the type of guy that follows anyone like the ukrainians who serve jews aslong they can larp as nazis
hitler made somany mistakes/misjugments and suffered from hybris
its about the goals and not the way you do it

>Riding In Cars With Goys

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>hitler made somany mistakes/misjugments and suffered from hybris
Jewish education

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based

>Jewish education
I'm getting sleepy...what day is it? June 5, 1944? Man I feel like I could just sleep the whole next day through about anything (yawns).

Klaus Barbie

in b4 Hess

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I don't want to lead rallies or lead armies. I just want an endless supply of Juden and miscellaneous untermensch to play with in a nice, quiet secluded place. Can I put them back together after taking them apart? Who knows? Who cares? Send in the next batch and try again.

I'm a simple man with simple desires.

Karl Dönitz. Good, loyal Nazi despite what he said post-war (had to cover tracks), tried unfairly, helped save millions Germans from the Bolsheviks. He also told Heinrich "occultist pussy" Himmler to fuck off.

My grand grand uncle was a "friend" of him and even was invited to prag by him qiet often. Heard he was an astonishing person and a great leader

and here we go

do you really think this cuck painter was great mind ?
that was a us plant, look up Ernst Hanfstaengl

lmao

I would say I'm a mix of Goering and Eichman.
Goering because I'm a soldier and Eichman because I dindu nuffin (holohoax)

Cool you don't like it you can easily leave none is forcing you to come here.
Fucking parasite

Are you laffin your VD sperm laden ass off? Good for you! Jews admit to destroying white race youtube.com/watch?v=rA7Ymki71fM

I would have been Eichman

Can you imagine what went through his mind when he saw the german people, his nation become the ultimate nietzschian ubermensch by sole virtue of overcoming all the odds against them.

I grew up learning that he was the greatest liar this world ever seen and that's the reason he was the minister of propaganda, all of that 'blablabla lies repeated many times becomes truth' bullshit attributed to him.
Really makes me think this guy was by far the biggest believer in National Socialism, he believed everything he said, that's why his propaganda was so effective.

the man himself probably

And, in fact, he was the left-wing of the party.

This picture is so geometric

This is too much like a joo focus group question.

Probably Hitler.

Cartman

Pewdiepie

Churchil !

Earl Turner, you faggot.

Goebbels. He was a propaganda mastermind.

Literally Hitler

Roman Andrejewich Rudenko

He senteced the Nazis to death in the Nurnberg trials.

I don't know, but I have some picture my great grandfather took while stationed in occupied France. And a medal that belonged to my great grandmother if anyone is interested

pic is him

pictures*

Wow! Where is that pic from? It's esoteric national socialism.

>It's esoteric national socialism.
Once I googled "esoteric hitlerism" and it was the first pic in google images kek.

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Based Otto because I'm fucking elite.