Black People Tales

Have any of you anons ever relaxed around blacks and lived to tell the tale?

What things have happened to you?

How did you react?

How has this changed your opinion on black people and black culture?

I just recently had my motorcycle stolen out of my parking lot after moving to the southern US - Arkansas to be exact. After being down here a month my bike was stolen in the morning hours and subsequently recovered by police weeks later. Police confirmed the black suspect had run from the scene of a routine traffic stop, and he fled on foot into a backyard. Police confirmed it was an 18 y/o black male, but that they had failed to apprehend him. Once I had the chance to inspect the damage and the sound system "modification" I laughed at how truly predictable blacks can be. Picture related, check out those speakers.

>Be from Scotland
>Cosy northern nation in infancy
>No blacks
>No ghettos
>No stories

do you just jam a spoon in there to start it now?

aren't you blessed.

The whole ignition mechanism is fucked and so it the wiring. I had to have a buddy help me move it from the impound and I've got to have a mechanic help me install a new ignition column and instrument cluster.

Do it yourself, pussy.

>Have any of you anons ever relaxed around blacks
I'm not a fucking autistic faggot with no social awareness, so no....I've never relaxed around nogs

My name is Chris and I will get it done this weekend but will have to be after the first of the year so far and I'm sure I could find something that I would have loved to have a good time with

>be 8 year old me
>live in shitty neighbor hood
>porch monkeys hanging out on street
>street is short way to get there
>walk down street to store to get me some candy
>niggers start hootin' and hollerin'
>tell me to give them all their money
>they're like 30
>say no
>they say give them money or they'll beat my ass
>fucking book it
>see they're chasing me
>fear I'm going to die for $3
>make it to the corner store and go inside
>out of breath
>watching the feral animals circle outside waiting for me
>waiting... waiting...
>dune coon behind the counter tells me to buy or leave
>tell him about the pack of animals
>he goes outside and shoos them away
>buy some big league chew and a Snickers
>take the long way home just to avoid nigger street

Seriously, an 8 year old child got chased by a pack of grown niggers for $3.

Have i relaxed around a black person? Of course.

I'm not a racist like you pieces of shit.

>Be me a few years ago
>Live in house with a roommate who sells things that people want
>Roommate's friend (we'll call him Charlie) comes over and brings his black friend to buy some things
>I'm there, kind of sketched out but whatever
>Everything is fine, Charlie's friend leaves but Charlie stays
>Charlie is a good guy so he hangs out at the house
>Few weeks later black guy comes to the house with 3 friends looking for Charlie
>They knock on the door
>"Sup"
>"Is charlie here?"
>"No"
>"I know he's in there"
>"No he's not" (He wasn't)
>"I wanna see the names and faces of errbody in the house"
>"No you're not coming in"
>2 nogs start pushing me trying to get in door while one stands in the back
>This goes on for a few seconds
>Keep pushing them back trying to close door
>Giga nig behind the first 2 punches me in the face
>Stunned and stumble back a few steps

This next part happened within about 10 seconds

>The 3 of them now rush in the door I'm about 8 feet behind them
>Roommate comes to see what's the comotion
>Gets punched in the face
>I recover from my stumble and grab pic related off the counter. upside down by the handle part, ready to bust one of them
>Get ready to rush em
>Roommate's other 4 friends come out of other room
>Mcnig crew scatters out the back door
>Go out front door
>See them dipping up the block
>Yell "You better run pussies"
>Never see them again

blacks have no respect for the sanctity of marriage. When I worked a retail job black coworkers and customers were fucking relentless and pushy even after I said I was married.

>Standing at busstop
>2 nogs walk past
>2 nogs walk past again, and I relaxed
>Next thing you know ones pointing a gun at my chest and the other is behind me trying to armlock me
>One with the gun tells me he's "Runnin my pockets"
>Growl no, slip out my left arm and grab the gun while pushing it so I'm not in the line of fire
>pulls back out of my reach, other nog still had my right arm, so I swing him between me and his friend
>grab him by the back of the coat and just start pounding on his back while his friend is trying to aim at me but I keep him between us
>friend puts gun away and starts fighting me too
>I end up getting tripped, falling facefirst into the road
>nog i was beating on jumped on my back, other nog starts kicking me in the head
>just makes me angry, I swing my legs to the side, pull them under me and growl "Get the fuck off of me" while getting up
>get up, push both of them off balance and start walking away
>nog I was beating on tells his friend to shoot me
>I turn around and stare at them
>After like two minutes they walk away talking shit about the dollar and blackandmild I dropped when they armlocked me
>Only thing valuable I had on me was a 1/2 oz of weed I was bringing to my ex-marine bro with PTSD
>Only reason I was able to fight them off was a page from the marine training book on how to fight multiple opponents and how to get up with someone on your back I had read earlier that day
>Also had a massive wisdom tooth headache that day and took alot of generic painkillers

>I'm not a racist like you pieces of shit.

>Be 18 not falling for the college meme and decided to get a full time job, but choose to live on campus with four friends that go to college
>Using Dad's van to move my shit
>Stop at a gas station to fill up
>Black fellow comes up to me, "I left my radiator cap up at the autozone lot
>Not judging the ghetto tatted up nig because thats what I was taught, I oblige
>Cap is actually in the lot
>Drive back to the gas station
>Hands me $5
>Gas is $4/gal, but at least he made the gesture to thank me
>Thats a nice car man
>You want it? I have to leave town anyway and have to get rid of it, how much you got?
>Only have $1500 to my name
>I can let it go for that, hit me up tomorrow and we can set it up
>Get number call the next day
>Two nigs pick me up from work in a different car
>Why are you driving this?
>My girls got the car at the bank, we have to swing by my place to get the title and well meet her there
>Get to his place
>He says he'll be right back with the title
>Comes back with a pistol
>Had all cash
>He takes the cash
>Be stranded in the ghetto with no car or money to my name, no minutes on the nokia
>Accept my first redpill

Black and Mild? Your own kind beat you up. That's sad, nig.

I am half spic(though I don't speak spanish), but I'm also half white. Also this is the only time I've ever been jumped. The blacknmild is usually really good camouflage, but you're kinda right even if I was a nigger I probably would have gotten jumped in that situation.

Maybe you should not live in
Pine Bluff
Little Rock
Hot Springs
Fort Smith
Springdale

That video makes me want to lynch

Sounds like a based dune coon, weird

>accept a lit off two strangers to an unknown place
Fuck that shit.

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I see a nigger and I am not relaxed. I keep my eyes on them and don't turn my back. They can tell I am racist and sometimes make subtle remarks about it, e.g. one nigger to another nigger: "this nigga's coming at you like you smashed his pumpkin"

I was taught to think everyone was good by my education system.

>befriend nigger in second year of college
>seems like a decent guy, barely has the nigger accent and dresses somewhat well
>him, myself, and a few other guys would drink at my place every friday or saturday and play card games and shit
>he would sometimes do goofy stuff when drunk like run around the apartment and jump over endtables but nothing violent
>one day he drinks a little more than usual
>kind of sitting off to the side not saying/doing anything, don't think anything of it
>at some point he got up, walked over to the kitchen, and got one of those big steak knives
>non-chalantly walks over to the guy sitting closest to the kitchen and begins choking him
>the rest of us weren't aware this was happening until guy kicks nigger in the stomach to get him off
>nigger stumbles a few paces back, then recovers and walks into the center of the area where the rest of us were sitting
>essentially holds us all hostage, swinging the knife around and acting like a fucking lunatic
>makes eye contact with me and rushes me while i'm sitting
>starts choking me, thumbs full force on my windpipe
>my other buddy gets up and shoves him off me, niggers swings at him with the knife and misses
>i get up, grab the niggers wrists and begin grappling him for the knife
>he starts yelling "it's me or you man, it's me or you!" over and over
>tell him we're his friends, i don't know why he's doing this, asking him to just stop
>he actually stops resisting after i said it, lets me take the knife from him
>starts mumbling about how he "doesn't know what's going on" and "what happened?"
>tell him to leave, cool off and go back to his place
>he does
>none of us ever speak to him again

Niggers. Not even once.

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A nigger tried to rob me once. I was sitting at the top of a flight of concrete stairs. He was walking down the street and asked if he could use my cell phone. I said I don't have it on me. He then walked up the stairs and asked for a cigarette. I told him I was smoking my last one. Then he stood around for a few seconds and suddenly tried to grab me and pull me up, reaching for my back pocket where I guess he thought my wallet was. I pushed him down the stairs, he partly stumbled/fell down them, hit the ground then ran and yelled out "pussy", I called him a nigger and he kept running.

I'm white as Wonderbread and work rental property management in SE Atlanta.
I work with plenty of black dudes, obviously poverty is a problem but all in all, they're human beings, all stereotypes will let you down sometimes. Seriously, do the Christian thing and judge not lest ye be judged, your life will be better for it.

>not securing your bike

Youre the nigger

>>Live in house with a roommate who sells things that people want
>>See them dipping up the block
>>I'm there, kind of sketched out but whatever

Seems like you might be a nigger too

spoken like a true faggot, faggot

>>No blacks
>>No ghettos
>>No stories
supports socialism and mass importation of shitskins

hoots mon, so reatredd