Yank here. The idea of moving to Australia randomly drifted through my mind. What would I be in for...

Yank here. The idea of moving to Australia randomly drifted through my mind. What would I be in for? How is living in Oz different from living in the US or England?
BTW: I do software development for work.
Inb4 fuck off we're full...

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fuck off we're full

it's good but you probably won't enjoy it if you weren't born here.

Pretty sure everything can kill you there

finding a software dev job in aus is ezpz. aus culture is more laid back than us or england.

sorry whites only

no ez guns
chinks
nanny state
still get refugees

no stay in America, just move to rural town in America if you want to get away from non whites

You can come if you bring a bigboy gun to shoot roos and abos.

Must have laser sight.

Then we r cool and we can go shoot some abos together before lunch.

I'm as white as a bleached bone.

>finding a software dev job is ezpz
Could use some help with that familius

Lmao why would you want to move here? I'd swap citizenship with you in a heartbeat.

More free in the usa and cheaper.
Don't come to this commie country

see

What does the unfreedom consist of there?

In all seriousness, are Aussies in general against other white Anglos immigrating, or is that sentiment pretty much aimed at non-English speakers and minorities? Assuming the white Anglos actually want to fit in and don't want to turn Australia into America 2.0.

Realistically I'm never going to immigrate, I've just daydreamed about the idea, but I'm curious.

Fuck off they're full.

No freedom of speech, gun laws cucked to hell with little chance of return, chinese buying up all the land causing a housing bubble. Melbourne is almost SF.

australian police have the power to stop and search you any time... and yes, they abuse this power.

lawstuff.org.au/vic_law/topics/police
lawstuff.org.au/nsw_law/topics/police
lawstuff.org.au/sa_law/topics/police

Most yank fags don't enjoy it here.

We don't like people with learning difficulties, a lack of reading comprehension, and you'll probably be bashed.

>Fuck off, we're full.

sure just go on Seek

Do you speak Chinese? if not, fuck off. They are now a China proxy state.

oh yeah, almost forgot to add: 18C

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_18C_of_the_Racial_Discrimination_Act_1975
austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/rda1975202/s18c.html

You're a fuckin kiwi, you're below even leafs.

At least we don't have shit internet.
3rd world countries have better internet than you.

You're not welcome here you yank cunt, stay in your own cucked country.

Fuck off we're full.

OI M8 WE KEN B AS AWESEY AS YOU YA FOCKIN' RITE CUNTS

Leave our kiwi brothers alone chink

desu I prefer Australia, because the 0.001% of Americans niggers that holiday in Australia are all trash.

They all tell girls they are pro basketball players here to get pussy, and they can only get Asian pussy or 2nd gen african refugee pussy.

I prefer Australia until America enacts day of the rope.

Yup. We're fucked beyond repair.

In my 53 years Iv'e never been randomly stopped and searched by cops..

I concur.

I hope you're not into guns then, because unless you're in a rural area you will be surrounded by hysterical anti-funz.

It's so bad that a lever action shotgun was considered to be controversial.

prepare to live with shitloads of spiders

Why, do the Chinese have their economic hooks in deep?

All you have to do is drink Fosters and be obnoxious.

Seek is horrible especially for new grads, every company in australia wants 10 years of fucking experience

Neither. But every time I go thru customs, on entry, dog search.

No idea why.

no you're not

you guys actually have tons of space as long as you dig a well (a place where water comes from) in the outback

Well post pics then, see if we can determine the cause.

I heard there was an influx of chinese and pajeets, but I guess that is better than niggers and spics...

>first move to greater toronto area in canada so you get used to the chinese
>then move calgary so you get the 'abbo' light treament
>then move to ausland where the chinese will ignore you, you have to take the time dodge abbos laying on the streets, and when you finally think you found normalcy you have deal with redneck roo fuckers

Why do you have red stars ?

No one drinks Fosters.. kek. you yanks still falling for that prank.

Damn. So the whole image of the tough no-nonsense Australian dude is a myth at this point?

...

I get stopped and questioned at least a couple of times a month when I'm out running at night or early morning.

I got randomly stopped and searched by police that drove up onto a pedestrian pathway and blinded me with foglights last month (they didn't even turn red/blues on so I had NFI who they were).

I live in a nice area. The police are intense.

Why do you have a different colour scheme to belgium?
Maybe it's so people can tell the flags apat you fukin dropkick.

You just fuck sheep and get cucked by maoris

Kiwis sound like they're permanetly constipated and are cucked by the natives, we should annex them.

5" 11 skinhead blue eyes no jewelry, no ear rings, no beard or moustache.

Small tattoo inner arm ( size of coin )

Must be the tattoo I guess and travelling back from Philippines where Asian Isis live

90% sure he's joking why would anybody want to move to China lmao

In rural areas and non-cucked states/terrirories like WA,QLD and NT it's generally true.

Shit like this is the fault of inner city cucks from Melbourne, think of it as our version of San Francisco.

Maybe try just spamming hundreds of job applications. Or try lowering your price point until it hits what somebody's willing to take a chance on. Or try bold and ambitious and apply to stuff you think is above you - which at a bare minimum, will be fun. Basically, either do something different from what you're doing, or do what you're doing harder. And always remember, for the most part you're not competing with insane geniuses.

Well you're half-right at least, Aussie education really showing it's finest ere.

I see blacks all over the place when I go out now in Perth. The govt has really hit the accelerator pedal with importing blacks.

How cucked is s.a?

The old money white families are there rite?

If the abbos are only like 2-3% of the population, why does it seem like almost every Aussie on here talks about them a lot? I mean, the percentage of them isn't nearly as high as we have of blacks and latinos over here.

Really? You don't say, hmmm...

Come live in Perth its pretty cozy.

btw we're fucking full.

Because they are /ourniggers/ and we'll talk about them if it is OK with you?

Better then Mexico/Nigeria

Australia is nice to live but don't expect anything too refreshing politically or culturally. The pop culture - today at least - is cringe and obviously can't compete with your shit like game of thrones and capeshit (see: wentworth), and the "refined" arts here are insufferably pretentious, tedious and vapid.

Politics is more boring here but self-conscious and passionless. The government will fuck you over slowly but why cause trouble? The political culture is just the general liberal inanity without anything exciting like Tea Party or commies or whatever. Just mining companies, international corps, Chinese landlords and unions fucking each other off.

No freedom of speech.
No guns.
No jobs.
No religion.
No hope of anyone giving a rats ass and fixing shit.

At least America still has passion for its republic. A quality I admire in France too.

bc they smell like 20% of the population.

Because they're retarded and it's funny.

Move to New Zealand instead. Much friendlier people, an accent that doesn't sound like nails on a chalkboard and it's not filled with everything from a soul-sucking "outback" to murderous dog sized tarantulas. Also you won't have to listen to retards saying "oy oim gonna put the shrimp on the barbie now ya feckin' cunt after I get me fucking willy out of this kangaroo ay" all fucking day.

Well, the real question is: over there, are you more likely to get shanked by some drunk white guy, or by an abbo?

abbo hate thread

As long as you don't go to the super-cucked city of Adelaide, SA is okay.

SA aren't really that cucked except for Xenophon. They are kind of a big nothing, even more so than WA.

Abos don't really do anything desu, they just sniff petrol and whine about how we invaded their land (not nation). Their IQ is far, far lower than even the American Black so they're actually too stupid to cause any real trouble. They just sort of exist.

This

Somali nigger

Unless you are legit looking for a fight.

Prob a leb or wog.

Whites don't bottle whites man. ( excluding females )

>ay bruhv cahn I haf a dolla for da bus pleash?

correct.

source: I live in this beige state.

skin cancer and the Nanny State on steroids.

white guy
also this >Whites don't bottle whites man
idealistic perception of reality

Everytime

*unless you are looking for a fight
*dealing with druggies
*start fighting over woman or footie ( USA/au)

It is unlikely an everyday Aussie is going to randomly bottle another white. Seriously.

At least our government can stop terrorists from getting on the plane.

the ornamental coon

The goverment sucks.

If you can cut it ASIS can be pretty stimulating if you're a software dev.

Yeah they just let 150,000 in annually by boat and plane

taxes - ATO makes the IRS seem human,
tall poppy syndrome - Aussies hate the successful
socialist-lite politics - (almost) all parties

If you don't plan to start a business or get ahead, quality of life is great.

Yeah, our government failed to prevent 9/11, and in fact, let's be honest, in a way caused it by spending several decades poking at the hornets' nest. But now they want us to believe that they can very competently handle the power to spy on all of our communications. The thought is chilling, but then one remembers that the people spying on you will be mostly American public sector employees.

Cont...
A group whose average intelligence is not particularly alarming, although of course we've had a good run. Probably because the enormous tent of stupidity that is America is still held up by a few small poles of extraordinary talent.

>Can't even sustain ourselves
>No hospitable arable land
>Yeah bro just let me in hahah
Yeah nah, fuck off welfare leech & job stealer.

Followed by "aw fuck off ya white cunt" when you ignore them or say no.

how can he steal a job if it doesn't belong to you?

>My nation isn't my family apparently
>Stealing from blood
Kill yourself leaf.

I actually am an American (check the flag). I can make arable land out of dust

>My nation
it's not yours. Australia belongs to the earth.

One thing to be careful of when driving in Australia, look out for cunts in these or anything similar.
They are guaranteed to be dangerous and angry fucks that will tailgate constantly and refuse to merge properly.

fuck off we're full

oh sweet jesus why dont they sell those stateside

>holden yute
>badass
no, you're not
see andBecause yutes are for fags, see top gear

>yutes are for fags
>according to top gear

>not watching old top gear UK
they rip on aussies for that piece of shit truck multiple time

State =/= nation
The state belongs to the nation, and the nation is of this land and the commonwealth.

>implying I care about or consume aussie or brits culture
t. american bruh

go for it, user. dont let anyone tell you what it will be like. but only come here if youre willing to shed your american-ness and embrace our culture. outsiders can GTFO if they have an 'outsider' mentality. if you embrace everything it means to be australian, then you will have a good time. a few things for an american to consider;

>dont make things harder on your coworkers by being a suck-up
>dont try to out-work everyone else and "shine" like a faggot
>blend in and shut the fuck up
>dont put other peoples jobs at risk by trying too hard
>take all of your allocated sick days - again, dont try to be a good-boy because youll piss everyone off
>dont cosy up to your boss, dont be seen cosying up to your boss
>dont try to get in other peoples hair with your bullshit. mind your own business
>being hungover after melbourne cup day and ANZAC day is obligatory

if you want to live here and fit in, then dont be a backstabbing suckup faggot. everything youve ever learned about corporate culture, forget about it, theres no "oh no, steve jammed the photocopier AGAIN. can you believe it, boss?". learn the rhythm, do the bare minimum. never be seen to be trying to undercut people or fuck anyone over because that is extremely bad. that is how we roll and that is how we like it. never talk politics, ever. everything is interpersonal here, so you must learn to do things as we do. your team will not work with you if you fuck them over. that means dont ever dog your mates and dont backstab for personal gain, this is the most important thing you must know. we dont like faggots coming in and rocking the boat.