How does Dilbert-man do it?

How does Dilbert-man do it?

P E R S U A D E D

money

>woman takes picture of room
>makes it all about her

Every time.

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DILBERTED.com

Well, she's a literal prostitute like all instagram hoes. I follow her on instgram.

hypnosis.
no lie
he predicted trump's presidency due to recognizing trump's power.

real recognizes real

link?

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That instagram whore probably got pissed on by some rich arab with oil money in the past 48 hours. Discarded

ITT salty cuck virgins. Muh sour grapes fallacy.

She's dumb as a brick and likes money. What's there to figure out?

UTTERLY PERSUADED!

Why would Kristina need to whore herself when she has Dilbertman?

> Hnnnnngh

She is stupid hot, but she would be more attractive without the makeup.

He has fame and tones of cash and now he has a trophy GF.

She is really hot though!

How many hours in ms paint did it take to fuck up his face like that?

>.cum

>Hot

You need new glasses, user.

She's just a cum dumpster.

He persuaded newspapers to give him millions of dollars to print his comic strip for the past 30 years.

She has kids, not really a catch senpai.

She's a blatant sex object. To me she's repulsive beyond sex alone.

Be single and worth $250,000,000

>you will never be 50 years old banging Instagram whores

Is she part sand nigger?

Never say never. Lottery happen$

She is a dumpster for so much more than cum, koffar

Do you want that?
Actually?

Money. You think there's actually a girl like that who thinks he's interesting and is posing for that selfie of her own volition? She is literally hired to be the girl you see in that picture.

>how does an intelligent rich man manage to have relations with young attractive women

idk my dude it's a mystery

What's wrong with her hips?

She fucks Jaden Smith!

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That my hands aren't on them.

He's literally an expert in hypnosis.

>having a comforter on your bed in California
Confirmed for anemic & low energy

He has a lot of money and he pays her. If you ever want to get blocked by him on twitter, all you have to do is suggest this and will immediately freak out and block you, which is a red flag.

Would not be surprised if that girl is legit one of those tagthesponsor people. You know, the ones that wear too much makeup and get flown out to desert countries to let billionaire saudis literally shit on them? I'd bet money she's done something like that at least once in her life, she has the look.

Dilbertman is fucking 60 years old though, I don't blame him at all. If I had his money and was his age I'd pay some girl like this to fuck me and pretend I gamed her into it too.

that women is a ladder climber.

The reason she is posting that photo, is because in her mind she is on a ladder, and she wants to climb.
She wants MORE.
She wants all the men to look at her and say "wow, if she's thinks he's good, she will love me. but I better have more money than him or she won't".

women are not humans, stop respecting people who use them.

I remember when I used to have twitter, she posted a similar with Scott in the background. I literally replied "Move out of the way, we wanna see Scott"

To which he liked

Like most trump supporters, he's a betamaxx cuck who pays that woman some sum of money to pretend to be her 'gf'

Sad how you deluded trumpcucks think being a childless degenerate old ass clown who pays for sex classifies as 'winning'

He's worth that much? I need to take up persuasion.

LOL, I didn't read the thread before seeing this. I'm glad somebody else noticed how much she resembles tagthesponsor girls who get paid to literally be toilets for sand-jews.

Her face looks entirely different without the makeup. Like a different human being. She's actually a few points hotter with the makeup on, middling without it. Fairly common with instagram whores.

Wow you must have gotten a lot of upvotes!

This. But I doubt that girl sitting behind a microscope is this subhuman.

this and this is so true.

> not having a comforter on your bed for special occasions and sleeping on a paper-thin rug with a patchwork blanket

Confirmed for not comfy when the situation merits, and not hardening self for imminent apocalypse.

Is he using that tripod to videotape their sex?

These.

>Dilbertman is fucking 60 years old though, I don't blame him at all. If I had his money and was his age I'd pay some girl like this to fuck me and pretend I gamed her into it too.
I can sympathize but honestly it would get old after a while and you'd have to be constantly working to make sure she doesn't get too comfortable. A woman like her, look she's already taking these photos inside his house, claiming ownership, soon she'll be moving towards only letting him fuck her once a week, if you're going to hire a gold digger you have to make sure they don't get their foot in the door so you can drop them any time. Imagine spending tens of thousands of dollars on that and now she's living in your house and saying "oh honey I'm not really in the mood tonight" as she sets up dates with Jamal on her smartphone.

I'd be much more impressed if Dilbertman had swung a cute sensible honest conservative woman with strong traditional family values who supported the country alongside him instead of just being self-gratifying arm candy without a thought in her head beyond what color to paint her nails next.

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>implies knowledge of CA
>doesn't know CA has the most diverse climate

She looks gross

All of them
Every Single One

>that tripod camera mount

Do you like Phil Collins?

>draw stupid comics
>can't even draw
>make a quarter billion
PERSUASION

>ywn role play Patrick Bateman with Scott Adams in his Wimbledon room.

Scott Adams looks like a 97 year old cancer patient. There's no way any woman can possibly find him attractive.

But hey, good for him. If I had $200 million, I'd be spending my time fucking whores 40 years younger than me too.

>she'll be moving towards only letting him fuck her once a week
Not with his persuasion skills.

dumb answer: He is a master hypnotist ( ask him yourself)

Real answer: This is the type of girl that you get when you are so wealthy you have to name your guest bedrooms to avoid confusion.

I know she's got a video floating around out there somewhere. Who's got the link?

he's worth $50M

>tripod
Oh god you know he films awkward fuck tapes of her. Dilbertman is notoriously bad at computers, would be a real shame if someone were to stumble across those files, yep a real shame...

He's also obviously a cuckold. Dude waited until he was old as shit to marry a woman with 2 kids then got divorced and now he pays to be a set piece for some model's career. If he had any shame he'd be embarrassed but he's the kind of guy who needs 40lbs of down to keep from going hypothermic in his climate controlled Southern California home.

Yeah, it'd be a real shame if that footage got into unsavory hands...

agreed something is a little off with her

jethus cwithe...... well done Dilbert man

you mean a video of her naked? Shit I wanna see that

I think there's a part of every man that secretly likes these bimboesque insta whores and would happily fuck the shit out of them if able

He's worth $250,000,000 and single. It would be pathetic if he wasn't fucking 23 year olds.

Even obese neckbeards with six-figure programming jobs can fuck college girls if they agree to pay their tuition.

TLDR: literal prostitution.

wilson NOOOOO

Scott Adams is an ugly rich fuck, but he understands psychology and human behaviour amazingly well.

Despite this he managed to cuck himself with his Blue Pill dream of having a ready made family (even designed and built the house before he got married)

Then before you know it...silence and he's divorced. Indeed he rarely mentions it.

I've always suspected that the hidden and confidential settlement was as much about hiding the Red Pills that Adams himself learnt during marriage.

But obviously he's 60 and like any red blooded male likes to look at and would love to fuck young chicks, but how can he do that without essentially fucking prostitutes.

The cunt in OP's picture is the answer to that question. She pretends to be his girlfriend for the sake of his reputation, but in reality she is fucking him for money.

At best he is her sugar daddy, at worst he is just another John.

Kek. Scott seems like a cool guy.

The only persuasion he's working on her is dangling his gold card in front of her face. Trips to Europe? The finest everything? Sure, you can rent her body for a while, but make no mistake the name of the game is always getting more and more while giving less and less and preparing to move on to the next host, and women like her have been perfecting this style of persuasion for a lot longer than Scott's been reading hypnotist books.

Do you really give a fuck about the room?

You know, Japan, I'm not gonna lie - I legitimately get infuriated that chicks like this exist. If you stripped off the instagram filters and the makeup you'd have maybe a 6/10 or 7/10 chick. This is a person who makes an entire career out of faking being hot. I'm not saying she's not attractive - I'm sure she's fine even with all the bullshit stripped off - but has she really earned a life of luxury based on her slightly-above-middling looks? I guess the people I'm actually mad at are the shit eating betas who are willing to pay for this stuff. Still, though.

Whatever Dilbertman is paying for sex with this chick, it's probably too much. Then again he strikes me as the kind of guy who might like to get duked up the ass with a strapon on his private life, so it might be a femdom and/or findom thing.

Also, your point about the cute sensible honest conservative woman is good. Dilbertman is running out of viable years of life. If he actually gave a shit about the future, he'd be adding white children to the world. He is childless, I think.

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Yes it would be a real shame wouldn't it? Heh heh heh

Dude, watch him on stream sometime. I thought I was watching the Lord of the Fucking Rings at one point because Gollum was coming to get his precious. If you stare into Scott Adam's sunken ghoul eyes too long the abyss gazes back into you and steals your soul.

He is confident in himself, not only his race, unlike most white males

That's literally his GF... i don't think you date a prostitute junior...

Tranny hips I guess she has loose cheeks and a small hipbone.

>but how can he do that without essentially fucking prostitutes.

A wise man once said "A prostitute is an honest woman".

Yeah, something will grab her interest and she'll move on and he'll have another one lined up.

>She fucks Jaden Smith!
how can sex be real if my dicks not real

un der rated

>Be single and worth $250,000,000

>he's worth $50M

Nope. He's worth $75 million and the vast majority of that is the asset value in Dilbert.

Lol this guy

At least he isn't gay, you sour-grape virgin.

Hey Scott. Teach me persuasion.

>how can sex be real if my dicks not real
underrated post.

long-term GFE

He lives in Northern California.

Premium Kek

>Despite this he managed to cuck himself with his Blue Pill dream of having a ready made family (even designed and built the house before he got married)

>Then before you know it...silence and he's divorced

I'm not good with women, am I wasting my time saving up my money and working on my career for it to end nowhere..

Theres nothing wrong with the whole "sugar daddy" thing. Women want me who can be providers for future offspring. Men want women who are physically attractive. Its 100% natural. The only people who complain are childless, unmarried feminists in their 40s who realize they wasted their lives.

Basically, yes.

Where do you find his networth?

He has dilbert
Dilbert mercandise
10 New York times best selling books
He said the other day he gets $100,000 per hour speaking engagements

$75 million seems kind of low

he doesn't seem like a big spender drives a 2011 BMW

Chekt those quads & that doggo!

My bad completely forgot about his divorce with no prenup

>I'd be much more impressed if Dilbertman had swung a cute sensible honest conservative woman with strong traditional family values

Like the cunt he divorced and made sign a binding confidentiality agreement so she couldn't tell the world about how much of a fucking cuck she made of him?

That sort of girl?

kek, Sup Forums is gay for dilbertman