England, YES!

England, YES!

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sesame street should sue the essex police.
also did they consider that 95% of people who carry knives for self defense are respectable law abiding citizens who would only use it in an absolute worst case scenario to defend themselves or their families?

I die when I read about how people now carry ACID instead of knives. Great work dumbfucks. I sure as fuck rather have acid poured on me then have some retard try to stab me... NOT!

So glad I don't live in the UK lol.

Isn't transporting one to this box illegal?

You couldn't create civilization without knives. It's one of the most basic tools.

Most people I know that carry knives for self-defense are drug dealers.

pls nuk

Why do you know so many drug dealers, you fucking degenerate?

I smoke weed.

All of western civ is objectively terrible at this point.

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Tapa ittes nisti

Kaiken kuuleman mukaan teen sitä jo paraikaa :^)

fookin roman ianians ruinnng EU...>

England is fucking scary. Muslims throwing acid, having kid raping dungeons, making kebab out of the girls, running over and stabbing people, yet the biggest problem is tv license, butter knife, saying something mean on internet and islamophobia.

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>forgot to pay bin license
>arrested
>get sent to re-education camp
>forgot to pay re-education camp license
>double arrested

m8

>get caught with a sharp pointy
>I'm just on my way to the knife bin

Bongs should start dropping bags of shit into the bins. Oh wait, every single square meter of bongistan is CCTV big bro style.

Wait until terrorist steals a knife bin and goes on a stabbing spree again.

I guess police and military are cowards.

>get stabbed
>"heh, coward"

Moving to UK in a month
Gonna be fuckin wild

NAACP should issue a travel warning for bongistan.

n-no england is based
muh nigel "indians are better than eastern europeans" farage
muh brexit
muh yuropoors
this is all because of those polish plumbers
you're just jealous because you're a shitskin nonwhite
r-rule britannia

No nuke needed since everyone is disarmed. Anyone idiot can walk in and take over bongistan and get paid government gibs to do it. And nobody could say any bad words about it.

Cowards also don't investigate crimes because of fear of appearing racist.

What does the cookie monster have to do with weapons?

Do they have one of those for vials of acid and suicide vests?

Anti gun pop quiz!

>What kills people?
>Are guns as bad as knives?
>Who did 911?
>Why do you insist on owning guns?
>Why is trump so x instead of y?

Good luck pol ambassador!

The acid thing is a meme, some goyim in another thread figured out that no available acids melt faces that fast/doesn't melt meat if meat is soaked in acid all night.

That much said, it's a crazy world. Always keep your fork handy.

>DON'T BE FLACCID, DUMP THAT ACID
>DON'T BE A PEST, DUMP THAT VEST

Go nom nom nom at anything that looked remotely like a weapon, even if it was just a sharpened stick like a pencil

But he eats cookies, not weapons.

>self defense
Nigger 95% of people that carry knives do so for convenience. Most folks use them to open packages and shit

>no available acids

Uh huh....

checked and keked.

Pretty sure that only rhymes in English, though.

I am pretty sure being shot is also more pleasant over getting stabbed.

If we ever become this cucked I swear to god.

>no available acid does that
>can go to Home Depot and buy acid "weak" enough to clean cement
Fuck outta here

And soon we will have cock bins. White neighborhoods only of course.

You could put someone's eye out with that thing

>Rapists have Penises

you'll do what faggot?

cookies kill far more people than knives do

FUCKING KNOCK THAT THING OVER!

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Bin those high explosives.

Openly ridicule and defy. No violence of course.

I have no defence. I don't even wish to. I wish you faggots would at least mock our police and officials instead of making out like we want this shit, though.

No one will even notice because 99% of people alive today can't find you on a map.

Don't forget to pay your sugar licence!

Why arabic swords on the bin?

Where you moving to son?

you too

Who the fuck carries a santoku?

it's going to be boring, believe me

>Only Cowards Carry
is this shit for real?

>be britbong
>walk around culturally enriched London
>see the knife bin telling me not to be a pussy
>toss my switchblade in there
>get robbed by group of diverse brown gentlemen at knifepoint 5 minutes later
>bugger
>go to the pub for a pint of guinness
>get hit by Islamic truck of peace on the way there

but in all seriousness that's actually ridiculous.
So if a group of people jumps you, you bongs are basically fucked?

Are you saying only poor people carry knives you fucking racist?

It hurts my soul to see that bin standing.

OI! BIN THAT ROIGHT NAO!

YAAAAASSSSS KING SLAY

We make out like you want what's happening because you seem to be doing literally nothing to stop it.

What's the law over there say about "walking sticks"

120 prisons but you don't have ADX Florence, my favourite prison.

That's a seax m8.
>coat of arms is literally fuckhuge knives
>pls no knives lads

The absolute state of Essex.

youtube.com/watch?v=aNNNzPSmnQQ
Stay (((Woke)))

I heard you can still use them to walk, but it's a felony to use them to point at something with.

I thought for a second the broken bottle was a spork, but than again this is england so im not so sure

Its actually an old paintbrush

I'm pretty sure the only actual felony remaining in the UK is treason. Using it in a threatening manner would be an indictable offence.

>back when things weren't so cucked

Police Mindset
>hey guys, if we tell criminals to turn in their knives, they'll turn in their knives!

>Asian gangs' appalling sexual abuse of young girls lasted 16 YEARS because people in authority were scared of being labelled racist if they tackled it...
>Asian

Yeah man those fucking ching chongs always raping little girls

prelude for sharia

At least with a buyback there's some sort of incentive

Certified coward here

It's far better than being an authoritarian bitch

Buybacks don't really work here as well as they might in other countries. Cops have used them to make arrests, so those with illicit weapons would be much less inclined to turn them in.

Oh I didn't mean to imply it would be viable but I would think it'd work a hell of a lot better than asking politely.

110 and 119, own both. Have the 110 on me right now

I have a knife in my car for necessity. I also have a pocket knife, because why not.

>Dollars and cents
>England.

One time I was cutting onions with a knife and almost cut my finger. It was very tramautic imagining myself bleeding and dieing out on my kitchen floor in front of my children.

So after that I threw all my knivess away and all my neighbors knives as well while they were at work. I even petitioned Parliament to see from my perspective! Anyways that's how we got these nice bins here in the yew Kay!

>tfw too brave to use a screwdriver, penknife, or other useful tools

Kaneis imply oti sthn ellada epitrepete na ''oploforeis'' ?
Oxi, alla kaneis den tha se elegksi. Thessaloniki kai Athina den ginete na eisai eksw meta tis 00:00 xwris toulaxiston ena maxeri/siderogrothia h pepper spray.

>not reducing invaders to a fine paste with your bare hands
plebs, the lot of you

Acid surrendering tanks on the streets of London when?

>living in london

i'd rather off myself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acid_throwing

>Random police stop and search after being followed by 300 CCTV cameras
>Overly familiar strip search ensues
>Find 3" spoon with an edge sharp enough to scoop a runny egg tucked in smeggy foreskin
>"'ello 'ello 'ello, what's all this then?"
>Yourenicked.jpeg
>Cheat mode enabled
>"U wot m8? I was going to deposit it in a bin box I swear on me mum!"
>Free to leave and throw acid on a random punters face
>Mon visage

>cease your involvement, turn in that solvent!

>pack of niggers beat you half to death
>hurr durr only cowards carry

>carry broken bottle to designated knife bin because not a coward
>accidentally stab self with broken shards on the way there
>get arrested for attempted suicide with a deadly weapon

> first world country
> wake up, go for a morning jog
> get acid thrown at you by a muzzie
> life ruined

Good initiative. It's time to stop being literal niggers.

.....Have you motherfuckers noticed those schimitars in the Essex police logo?

What did Bongistanis mean by this?

Hol up, I thought you only needed a TV license if you were using a TV for public channels (which is what the license costs fund)?

>What kills people?
Many things. Heart disease is #1 at the moment. but there's also cancer and liver failure.
>Are guns as bad as knives?
For what purpose? If you wanna prepare dinner then guns are much worse than knives.
>Who did 911?
Wealthy jewish new yorkers.
>Why do you insist on owning guns?
Plan for the worst. Never know when tyranny might rear its ugly head, and a corrupt government is a tough enemy to crack.
>Why is trump so x instead of y?
I prefer Kripparian

Yup it funds the cancer that is BBC
Only fucking chumps pay the (((TV License)))

Hi, my name is Tom. I am a British man. Everyday I leave my house, I am raped by a gang of muzzies on my way to work. I am forced to swallow their cocks and then recite the Quran whilst they wank off to cum in my mouth. The police don't do anything because they'd be imprisoned for Islamphobia.

Please help me America. Annex England, remove the muzzies and I will honestly suck your American cocks instead everyday.

Sincerely a English man.

>Help me America
America is a country of spics and niggers

Don't come to Londonistan or you'll be sucking Muzzie cock everyday on your way to work.

Hallo schild & vriendje