How can I become as comfy as Putin?

How can I become as comfy as Putin?

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Im gonna book my holiday next year with Putin Tours.

wtf i want putin to make silky smooth love to my asshole now

You steal the wealth of the common folk and spend it on living degenerately while they starve

Thought Russia was cold year round...

how can superman even compete?

looks like Tuva is the place he went to
weather says around 30C

judo + army

w2c pants?
>/cobra diver core/

I wonder what his workout routine is? I mean he's not massive but he's not a weak cunt either.

Russia is comfy as fuck when it comes to nature. I've been on a fluvial cruise from Saint Petersburg to Moscow and in between there's amazing nature

stop shitposting on twitter 24/7
stop eating mcshit
don't bbbrrrrrrrraaaaaappp all the time
stop being a golffag
cut your hair

Lots of pushups. But not as many as Trump.

Putin is worth about 200 billion so..

Still not as manly as Il Duce.

>become leader of country
>steal vast amounts of money from that country
>kill people who threaten to expose your kleptomania

> become leader of country
> steal vast amounts back from the oligarch criminals and putting it back into the country(and a bit in his own pocket ofc)
> kill people who threaten to take back their criminal gains that you once took from them

I love that man.

>this is what putinfags pretend to believe
the sad thing is he isnt even paying you for it

i heard he was hung upside down by his own monster dick on a petrol station

That info comes from the guy who is a grandson of chief of Communist Party of USA and the one who had his investment fund set up during the 90's in Russia where he took part in pillaging the country through vulture capitalism strategies.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Browder

Now he tours around as an anti Kremlin pundit, thinking he can outsmart Vlad.

Same story as Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Gari Kasparov, Masha Gessen, Navalny..

He ain't shit compared to OG Stalin.

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Damn what a bad ass Putin is.

You have to accept Jesus Christ in to your heart and have 20 or 30 body doubles.

Get (s)elected as Russian President, obviously.

How is Zhirik doing btw? What are his chances in becoming president?

train judo since young age until you die.

Mussolini died like a man.

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something something accidentally 2 bullets to the back of the head

Boy, you really don't know who Zhirinovski is, do you?

>Court jester who also useful in harvesting votes of indifferent people who vote for him because he's funny.
>becoming president
lol

Follow the teachings of Jigoro Kano will do that.

You have to be fearless leader!

His wiki page makes him seem like a very ill-composed, angry old man.

>Implying you need money to go fishing, boating or hunting.

how are westernes looked upon in russia? let's say i wanted to move there to work or farm/homestead, would the locals shun me?

Surely that wouldn't have been anything to do with U.S. politics...

He usually says things that shocks Westerners, like that time he called a journalist a filthy dyke and told his body guards to rape her while yelling "Praise Jesus!" at her

Sounds like a great way to get elected Tsar of Russia.

They will be too puzzled trying to understand how and why foreigner from Europe chose to voluntarily move to rural Russia. But no hate, especially if you know language. Although local gopniks can possibly beat you if you try to go after girls.

He actually supports restoring the monarchy and in one speech he said "...maybe we should putin out President as the new Tsar, Putin I or something..."

>Worshiping a 5'4 chubby facist.

Rolemodel for the alt-right indeed...

>american education
did you also think that russia was grey concrete and commieblocks only? wouldnt suprise me tbqh

Work up to 18 hours a day.

He's a judoka so he needs supplety and weight as well as strength. I read he swims a whole lot.

lanklet detected

Russia is a cold place ruled by a dictator that kills his own people according to the media. So don't blame me if I haven't heard about Russia's nice weather. Might visit one day

Man, all I know is that we should be happy that Merkel won't pose topless.

Thats what you think

i always wanted to do something like that. There wouldn't be anything in the lake to hurt me right?

Damn, one handed too.

Become a rich dictator

good soil, cheap land, better climate compared to norway, reasonable agricultural policy, laxed building codes, low taxes. plus i really like russian people. the language is a barrier though, been trying to teach myself russkie on and off for the last couple years, but it's difficult...