Be Londoner

>be Londoner
>get acid thrown in face

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>Be USAer
>Be only 60% white

Sad!

This has nothing to do with race you Finnish cunt

>be Finnish
>be mongorian rape baby mongrel

>be Finnish
>Be SteppeNigger

>be Finnish
>not speeging lik spurdo :DDD

improvement since he was a brit at start

>mongorian rape baby mongrel
the acid victim looks like sucha thing.
is he finnish or did getting acid thrown at him make him look finnish?

triggerd americanmuds mongrels

So the NHS will pay for tranny dick removal and aids prep but they won't help repair this mans face? Really makes you think.

London was lost a long time ago. Move out to the country if you don't want to be surrounded by acid-throwing spontaneously-combusting third world unintegratables.

>Be 1st post
>be worst post

>be USAer
>have lack of sense of humor
>get mad


>get mad

>Be Murican
> Get shart.

I actully survived an acid attack because I'm a paranoid fuck and I had to go to London for business stuff and I insisted on wearing motorcycle leathers whenever I went outside and a big thick helmet with an non Opening visor and had it's fastened so it couldent be taken off even though I don't own a motorbike

And surely enough a guy tried to throw acid on me

Not one part of me was harmed thanks to the gloves, leather and visor I was wearing, when I got back home out of London I saw how much of my leather and helmet the acid had burned


Paranoia always pays off

>when Finland btfo out of USA

>Burgers become buttmad in their own thread
brb off to catch my sides

mother fucker looks Korean now

>Be londoner
>Hate smoothskins

You've got to have some kind of millennial cuck awareness to get acid thrown on you.

I dont ever want to go to Europe. Tourism must be tanking.

>all those buttmad burgers
glorious finn 10/10

The London Look

>Be Indian
>shit on the beach with your arranged cow

Most Asians act white. Most Hispanics act white. Most people act white. It's when races decide to act like their own 'culture' that it becomes a problem. Chinatowns. Supporting Illegals. Being a nigger. Those are the real causes of race problems. It's all cultural.

>hes a masked vigilante
>a hero to some
>a villain to others
>he walks the street, no knife in hand, because he binned it
>he always presents proper ID when purchasing tea spoons
>he reports facebook posts to the police
>even his own
>he'd never refuse a woman sex, even if she(male) wanted to top
>he only buys halal meat
>he thinks Muhammad is a European name
>when he looks at a group of school children he doesn't see race
>because he can't see anything

He is Captain London. The Anglo Knight. Hes not the hero Britain needs, but hes what you fucking get.

I was planning a month long European trip. Roughly 25,000 dollaroos worth. Will instead be going to Japan, Hawaii and western US. Not sending my money to the European caliphate.

kek

I honestly do not believe 60% of us are white. I'm guessing they didn't include the illegals or something.

HAHAHA

Kek I love you Finnish cunts

pics of dissolved helmet & leather jacket or it didn't happen

Is that wikipedia stuff about it being "common" in Victorian times true or just some whataboutery bullshit?

why do people throw acid on other people

Why would someone do this? Is it just a random attack? It's probably an ex girlfriend or wife most of the times, if you're gonna fuck me up this bad just kill me cause if I look like this for the rest of my life I got nothing else to lose and you're going to suffer.

Wow thank you muslims so much for enriching us with new disabled people.

I also remember a time when i could check in to fly somewhere in less than 30 minutes and my family could follow me all the way to the gate.

But at least all you muslims enrich our culture in so many other ways.

>Culturally enriched
Ah, the vibrant multicultural old Britain, with gangs of """Asian""" pedos everywhere and free baths of acid.

>Be british man
>offer white daughters to muslim gangs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexual_abuses_perpetrated_by_groups#United_Kingdom

>muslims
>human

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>be Finnish
> be Neo-Russian soon

Inb4 tired nuke/otaku/USFJ/English teacher joke.

of course they don't, and a large portion of it is tan-skinned hispanic mongrels that are counted as "white" and also account for "white" crime percentages

Just part and parcel.
>mfw startup a company that sells acid-protective masks

Part and parcel

nobody is mad you fucking serf
bin that knife and bend over for a shitskin invader

Max Payne graphics really haven't aged well

@People asking why there are so many acid attacks in London


Acid attacks have become increasingly popular form of attack by gangs in order to steal vehicles, property or just to scar someone for life.

Its much easier to steal a moped from someone lying on the floor in agony than fight them for it.

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You used to be close to ruling the world, remember that?

BIN

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This is what happens when your knives are binned.

This is actually rather clever

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Underrated

>all of the american rorkes screeching at this post
my sides

>makes tired int tier joke
>complains about tired int tier jokes

HOW the fuck can anyone live there anymore?
>Outrageous rent
>barely any Whites left
>looks like fucking mogadishu
>Terror attacks all the time, don't know when you're gonna get KEBABD
>Acid attacks constantly
>Mayor literally wants you dead
>Fellow Whites just accept their fate and don't even get angry when people are blown up/acided
I seriously don't understand how you could feasibly stay there..

>It's all cultural
Culture is the result of population genetics

Because they don't have guns, duh

t. 54%

They dont want to use knives because they're cowardly and degenerate enough to scar someone for life but not enough to kill them. Similarly if sent to the courts they won't get as harsh a sentence as the laws on acid attacks are almost non existent compared to knives.

Southerners are scum anyway.

The north is where the real people are. We get mocked by southerners all the time but they're just jealous because out kids don't go to school where they are the minority.

SAD.

Is humor haram? Is that why Brits aren't funny?

>scar someone for life but not enough to kill them.

Like an acid attack.

the majority of Londoners are white m8

rest of your points are all true though, thank fuck i dont live there

>makes another boring, redit tier joke about nationality
yawn

Who's doing the acid attacks?
>Muslims attacking whites?
>Whites attacking muslims?

I've been busy recently, haven't kept up with the news.

What's a terror attack like? I'll never know.

Bin your 'cid, save some quid!

LIke I seriously don't get it, it would actually be cheaper to live outside of london, & you don't have to fear for your life/face every day
Is it purely because their jobs are in London?

>the majority of Londoners are white m8

HAHAHAHA

Yes, that is what is being discussed Shinto-sama

>Brit saying SAD

I love this fucking timeline

He was describing a knife attack, just press 2 for Spanish, Paco.

Wow. Really? Who would have guessed?

Not a disarmed Brit, for sure.

No they're not.

Turn off the VPN you're making anime look bad

Gangs , all who have been found have been black or Muslims

I live here legally, you wouldn't understand.

I fight with tolerance, sensei

Japan would never allow in an ape that couldn't even follow a simple Sup Forums quote chain.

Don't you have a Nickelodeon bitch to get martyred for?

So, surrender?

12 years and counting.

PART

Fucking Londistan.

This scares me more than stabbings or bombings.

I'll fight in on the beaches , the landing grounds, the fields and in the streets.

>yfw the OP image looks like your average Finngolian

With spoons?

Big Churchill fan though

To quote a young """""""British"""""" man;

>“No snitching, simple as that no snitching. With the war on the mandem, if someone got acid in their face, trust me, they did something. No ifs no buts, they deserved that.”

>He said knives are still the number one weapon of choice among gangs — but claims acid is now being used as well as knives to make stabbings even more brutal.

>A bottle of acid can be bought for just a couple of dollars in any DIY store and can be carried around without arousing suspicion.

>Thugs who throw acid are usually charged with GBH, rather than wounding with intent, so often get much lower sentences.

>He claimed: “Knives are still number one. You can go in your mum’s kitchen and get a knife. I’ve heard about people putting acid on a knife and stabbing someone so the wound doesn’t heal and that.”

>And in another horrifying confession, the man admits he’d “nine times out of ten” target women with acid because they’re more likely to be affected by the impact on their beauty.

>He said: “On a girl, they love their beauty, so hurt them, innit. Cause on a guy if you get scarred, it’s a scar, like, you show it to your guys.”

Now listen to some traditional British music and plan your next holiday to the lovely isles.

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>out kids don't go to school where they are the minority

T. Brummie Yorkshire man

wow, underrated

:)))

North of England has a lot more shit skins than the south. Take London out the equation its even more.

Don't forget it's the north which consistently always vote labour.

Reported

REEEEEEEEEE
>standard American response

Said the American hiding behind an edgy flag

>live in spic/nig infested area
>still allowed weapons to protect against spics and nigs.

Post things that might not be illegal in London.

>Scientists have figured out what the British will look like in 2030, and it's beautiful