Brit/pol/ - Kannahameha Edition

>Gove confirms foreign access to UK fishing grounds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377>UK diplomats' families withdrawn from Venezuela
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

Home Office’s lack of action on post-Brexit Border ‘is shocking’irishtimes.com/news/politics/home-office-s-lack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069
>Anti-Islam UKIP leadership hopeful 'too extreme', says AM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240

>Bring in British only passport lanes, m

inister says
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/bring-british-passport-lanes-minister-says/

>British cyber expert Marcus Hutchins who halted NHS ransomware attack arrested in US express.co.uk/news/world/836711/Wannacry-ransomware-NHS-cyber-attack-Marcus-Hutchins-arrested-Las-vegas-hacker

>UK 'reaching tipping point' on abuse of politicians
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bewLast day of Royal duties for Prince Phillip
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html

>British email prankster fools White House officials into replying
theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/01/british-email-prankster-fools-white-house-officiaNo 10 says free movement ends when UK leaves EU
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40774251

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian
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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew
irishtimes.com/news/politics/home-office-s-lack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/bring-british-passport-lanes-minister-says/
express.co.uk/news/world/836711/Wannacry-ransomware-NHS-cyber-attack-Marcus-Hutchins-arrested-Las-vegas-hacker
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html
theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/01/british-email-prankster-fools-white-house-officials-into-replying
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40774251
archive.is/x14Fe
youtube.com/watch?v=SW6kgKuhFE8
youtube.com/watch?v=EhjSzibOIH4
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40837709
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377>UK
thegaurdian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Po7lFDF9H0
youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Let's archive that

>theguardian com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew
archive.is/6K5BC

WᶦˡLʸ ᵂIˡˡY WᶦLˡʸ ᵂIˡLʸ ᵂᶦˡLY WᶦLˡʸ ᵂIˡˡY ᵂILˡʸ ᵂIˡLʸ WᶦˡLʸ

Day 3 of my willy-seeds.

Plants were again attacked by pests during the night, willy-waggler ineffective due to it being dark.
Remedied the situation by tying my grandads old Duracel torch to the rubber appendage with garden twine, again a rather crude affair but worked at chasing said pests away remarkably well.

0 crops lost.

If all goes well, we should have fully grown willys in 3 more days, I will share their fruits

I will report back tomorrow, I hope you are enjoying my journal.

Sorry Brits, but there is no way we can have a free movement deal with you.

See, we Americans are a homogeneous society. We love freedom, guns, and money. We don't take vacations, we don't have chavs, we don't have sex before marriage.

We farm, we fix cars, and we invent things in our garages. We get our hands dirty.

We ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have you imbeciles traveling freely to the most powerful nation in the world because subhumans like you will take us down from the top just like you did with your own country after WWII.

>Anonymongs copying my links
Fucking state

FIRST FOR FUCK LIFTING WEIGHTS

The state of those links

love the new format, defo keep it

>Kannathread
>willyposter
/comfy/ thread desu

you should attach the willy-waggler to a fan and leave it plugged in over night so it's more effective

No one made a new thread yet

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This makes me wanna play nier

These links were funny once but you weren't meant to be so retarded you didn't change them back to normal 3 threads later.

Brit/pol/ - edition

>Gove confirms foreign access to UK fishing grounds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377

>UK diplomats' families withdrawn from Venezuela
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

>Home Office’s lack of action on post-Brexit Border ‘is shocking’
irishtimes.com/news/politics/home-office-s-lack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069

>Anti-Islam UKIP leadership hopeful 'too extreme', says AM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240

>Bring in British only passport lanes, minister says
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/bring-british-passport-lanes-minister-says/

>British cyber expert Marcus Hutchins who halted NHS ransomware attack arrested in US
express.co.uk/news/world/836711/Wannacry-ransomware-NHS-cyber-attack-Marcus-Hutchins-arrested-Las-vegas-hacker

>UK 'reaching tipping point' on abuse of politicians
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

>Last day of Royal duties for Prince Phillip
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html

>British email prankster fools White House officials into replying
theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/01/british-email-prankster-fools-white-house-officials-into-replying

>No 10 says free movement ends when UK leaves EU
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40774251

Previous edition ->

Have you mongs been copypasting those links all day? What the actual fuck?

Yes, they have and it's starting to trigger my OCD.

i didn't look at them they're the ones from the fucking prube thread earlier aren't they kek

I underestimated their retardation, I'm sorry formatanon.

GO DO 20 PUSH UPS YOU FAT FUCK

Lol.

G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . . Have you been warming up your headpats for my soft Gaelic head. . .?

>politicians cant deal with abuse

is this what happens when you grow up as a comfy sheltered rich person

>tfw

We'd be driving on the opposite side of the road too. It would be chaos.

I 100% completed it twice desu, such a good game. Nines a cute.

fuck you and your format

learn 2 fucking archive

archive.is/x14Fe

baking new bread..

Don't make a new thread you utter fucking retard. That will only serve to thread split. Use this one first, then if you want to use archive next thread, do so but they'll be changed back to the normal format within 10 hours

****NOBODY READS THE LINKS ANYWAY****

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>baking new bread..
No.

youtube.com/watch?v=SW6kgKuhFE8

youtube.com/watch?v=SW6kgKuhFE8

youtube.com/watch?v=SW6kgKuhFE8

FUCK before common era (bce). Before Christ (bc) is a reflection of our rich Christian past and culture.

How do I stop being gay? I'm 29 and lately all I can think about is having sex with guys and sucking cock. I keep talking to guys online and have a strong desire to arrange a meet and engage in the most depraved homosex. Up until last year I had some unorthodox fetishes but was solely attracted to women; I found men repulsive. What the fuck is happening to me? It's making me suicidal.

That's why I advocate repealing the handgun ban and bolstering self def1ends laws in the common men's favour. You should be allowed to pop Ahmed if him and his cronies try to get fresh on you and your missus (the rest would likely scatter)

He'll this shithole is full of bloody cameras, it should be used for the good of evidence so you can say 'see he pulled a knife on me at the bus stop, it was legit self defends guv'

I thought B.C.E. meant "Before Christ's Execution"

Honk pats are best headpats.

>tfw you witness based honk honkposting fitness larpers into a raged frenzy.

BC means the date of his birth though.

>normal format
where can i find the riles for how to format?
baking now, will post in 1min brb

Need advice peeps.

I have a decent sized cock, but when I get a pump in the gym blood is diverted and it shrivels into the size of a tinned mini sausage you get with beans.

When I wear sweat pants I look like I have a big clit during the pump. This is absolutely haram around attractive women.

Wat do?

It's a cultural Marxist psy op

The 10,000+ threads in the history of Brit/pol/ and here Don't make a new thread and embarrass yourself 40 posts in though you utter fucking melt.

youtube.com/watch?v=EhjSzibOIH4

youtube.com/watch?v=EhjSzibOIH4

youtube.com/watch?v=EhjSzibOIH4

Put some rolled up socks in your pants

Sock in your pants

kill yourself.

Stop drinking the tap water user

>January 5th, 0 AD
>Jesus Christ has not yet been conceived.
>But its not B.C. anymore

Too obvious.

A fate worse than death if it's discovered too.

Hmm I just don't like when people talk rubbish desu.

>The National Trust has reversed a decision to make some volunteers work away from the public after they refused to wear sexual equality symbols.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40837709

Speak to your priest.

where can i find the rules for formatting, it is unclear
just trying to do the captcha for the new thread, captcha is so slow!

this. also UTC and metres

>tfw covered in pig piss
I'm such an Islamaphobe.

DYEL, beta hippy permavirgin?

They should have to wear honkbadges desu.

I believe you have what is called "Oh shit I'm nearly 30 and girls won't suck my dick, SHIIIIIIIIT, I guess a man will suffice."

>all the postmodernist Marxist weasels in Brit/pol/

Stop going to gyms that women frequent.

Also stop thinking about it. You make it more obvious trying to hide it.

They should have been forcefully sent to Ireland to pat our heads. . .

>Jordan Peterson

Meme tier e-celeb tbqh

Any girl worth their salt would like you for your personality instead.

I read them, I just don't click on them You're just being weird, no way you can randomly switch at that age, it's just a weird phase from watching too much porn
Before "common era" it's PC nonsense

It's not like that. I'm not a virgin, I have had sex with women before. This is something different. My gay fantasies are mostly submissive anyway. My strongest desire is to suck a penis and swallow cum.

I think this user has a point, it feels like I have been possessed by a malevolent force.

>someone becomes somewhat well known
>now they aren't worth listening to
back to Sup Forums with you

Giz a (you), luv. :^)

>My strongest desire is to suck a penis and swallow cum.

They're just fantasies, you're a degenerate but you aren't bent. You would probs hate it in real life

Hello potato

I think it's one of the best games that's came out in years, i'm nier the end of my second play through haven't played it in a while though

>We love freedom,
What is jaywalking?
What is the NSA?
>guns,
Be American, get shot
>and money.
You have so little culture that you think materialism is a blessed tradition
>We don't take vacations,
0161-5555-COME-ON-NOW
>we don't have chavs,
What is Detroit? Compton? Anywhere there are Mexicans?
>we don't have sex before marriage.
Kek
>We farm,
The entire world has farmers, I think you'll find
>we fix cars,
Not as well as the Nips or Blood Containers
>and we invent things in our garages.
Because you're all so stupid you get garages mixed up with laboratories and factories
>We get our hands dirty
Then wash them

>My strongest desire is to suck a penis and swallow cum.

He never was worth listening to though. He's only popular because if daddy issues.

The absolute STATE of this formating, you should be ashamed user.

>back to Sup Forums with you
Kek
H-hello Kanna-chan. . .
G-great potato pat gif by the way. . . I am indeed a living talking potato desu. . . .

>Anarcho-queer collective Mashpritzot hold a "die-in" protest against Israeli pinkwashing and the perceived homonormative priorities of the LGBT support centre in Tel Aviv.

just wasted the last hour lost in a mindless haze of skimming through wikipedia articles

can't remember where I started, or how many blue links I clicked, but this is where I ended up. I snapped back to reality when I saw this picture and read the caption, realised whoops there goes gravity, and closed the 50 tabs I had open in my browser.

You should eat your own cum lad, then as you feel shame shame after doing so magnify that by 10293012983 times because that's what you'd feel like afterwards swallowing another mans muck

It's my favourite game of this year desu. and nice gif, saved ;).
but if his talks can help people then he is worth listening to. maybe not for everyone but I don't see how he is "meme tier"

Wear shorts over the lyrcas you poof

That's how I feel after I wank tbqh

>Gove confirms foreign access to UK fishing grounds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377>UK diplomats' families withdrawn from Venezuela
thegaurdian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

Britain reaches tipping pointack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069
>Anti-Islam UKIP leadership hopeful 'too extreme', says AM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240

>Bring in British only passport lanes, m

inister says
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/bring-british-passport-lanes-minister-says/

>British cyber expert Marcus Hutchins who halted NHS ransomware attack arrested in US express.co.uk/news/world/836711/Wannacry-ransomware-NHS-cyber-attack-Marcus-Hutchins-arrested-Las-vegas-hacker

>UK 'reaching tipping point' on abuse of politicians
>
>Gove confirms foreign access to UK fishing grounds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377>UK diplomats' families withdrawn from Venezuela
thegaurdian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

Home Office’s lack of action on post-Brexit Border ‘is shocking’irishtimes.com/news/politics/home-office-s-lack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069
>Anti-Islam UKIP leadership hopeful 'too extreme', says AM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240

>Bring in British only passport lanes, m

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blame eddie
I just learned how to make gifs :)

>Haven't wanked in two days
>All sexual thoughts have been suppressed and replaced with exercise

WOKE

jesus christ lad you just ruined the thread even more you fucking degenerate

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did the police make this?

or did they look the other way while a civilian was in possession of all those knives?

shoddy police work there

Why do I even come here, the fucking state of you cunts.

>just wasted the last hour lost in a mindless haze of skimming through wikipedia article

Comfy

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Cya then :3

I don't feel bad after I wank to porn, it's just that when I put the humbler on and the handcuffs, I feel like a pervert after.

leave then ;)

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We know it's you varg

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Po7lFDF9H0

the tipping point article 404's

You're welcome to leave

Take a pre-workout viagra. You'll be bench pressing with your cock

F

>tripfags are cancer and don't contribute in anyway way constructive, filter them all

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youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

Heartiest kek I've had in weeks.