100% Ashkenazi here, ask me anything

I'm boredd.

I've been on Sup Forums for a decade 99% lurking, I didn't visit Sup Forums as much because of braindead natsocs but their popularity finally seems to be vanishing.

My grand grandparents escaped from Germany right before WW2.

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This is a Mizrahi/Sephardi board.
Fake Jews = Bad news!

Kill yourself wh*Te subhuman

You're not a real jew.

What's with the faggy trophies you guys wave around during Jew ceremonies, you're a satanic religion not a successful NHL team

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Fastest way to provoke a nuclear exchange between countries?

I really don't care about your D&C attempt.

Dunno I'm reform, the last time I've had anything to do with Judaism was my Bat Mitzvah.

Post nose

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Do you like camping?

Why don't you Jews shower daily?

Are you afraid gas might come out of the faucet?

Nopee

:}

Do it you shlomosexual

How inbred are you?

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I shower daily, and no I'm not afraid.
That's rude.

When was the last time you posted something like this on Twitter? Couple hours ago? Be honest.

WTF is this about?!

Kike beak or I'm calling bullshit

~*Just Ottoman Things*~

>, I didn't visit Sup Forums as much because of braindead natsocs but their popularity finally seems to be vanishing.

Thats Where You're Wrong hui hui hui

this, tired of larping threads

One of my favorite cartoon girls.

Dunno.

I don't post anything on twitter.

Seriously, why is a Jewish person on Sup Forums? You know how much anti-semitism is on here.

All Jews are equally sand nog scum.

>100% Ashkenazi
implying Ashkenazi isn't just a kike with more European admixture from breeding with the locals

What's your favorite Jew food?

Do you have tay sachs?
Can you lend me money?

Why do your people lie about the holocaust?

Why did you reject Jesus?

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How long can you hold your breath?

Oh shit niggers AssMad Roach is here again dropping the hard hitting memes. Fuck guys lets just abandon thread.

Your grandma had style

Are you from Sup Forums or /u/?

I can take jokes on my account and sometimes it's just hilarious what people think here about Jews.
I love this quote in this matter:

"And from what side did all great obstructions, all calaities in my life emanate? Always from Germans. The damnable German anti-Semitism, this poisonous boil of nevrose nationale [national neurosis], has intruded into my existence almost ruinously during that decisive time when not my destiny but the destiny of humanity was at issue. And I owe it to the same element that my Zarathustra entered this world as indecent literature - its publisher being an anti-Semite. In vain do I look for some sign of tact, of delicatesse, in relation to me: from Jews, yes; never yet from Germans."

I don't really eat any specific "Jew" food. I'm reform and more or less atheist. I'm used to British and German food.
Schnitzel and peas comes to my mind at first.

No and no.

We don't. It happened.

Ask a rabbi. I don't care about religion.

Not long I don't remember when was the last time I did something like that. Not more than a minute.

Rude.

Who was was right in the Civil War and why it the Confederate States of America?

Reminder that the Holocaust wouldn't have happened if we had won.

Why aren't you keeping shabbat?

Why do you always capitalise the T?

>ashkeNAZI
Hello fellow Kharzarian (Georgian[country] myself)

Are you pozzed? If not, WHAT R U WAITING FOR!!! GET THAT TOXIC SEED!!

Why haven't you jumped in an oven yet?

it's not a person, it's a bunch of cockroaches operating a keyboard
one of them simply stayed on the shift key after the asterisk for a little too long

>100% Ashkenazi here,
you're goyim until proven otherwise

i hope you get lynched

Poast jewish tits or GTFO.

Also, what do you think of the Sabbatean-Frankist conspiracy theory?

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anyCUNT up itt ike slipping the missus the rodger on a Saturday night?

>braindead natsocs

Didn't your boss tell you to use cringy to describe them?
No shekels for you!

>100% ashkenazi

50% italian you mean?

>natsocs but their popularity finally seems to be vanishing
You're in the wrong neighbourhood kike

Can we see pictures of your kibbutz?

I'd rather ask a nazi

I visit Sup Forums sometimes, /u/ never. It's full of hentai.
And I don't like anime. Legends of Korra is an exception because I just wanted to know the story. I watched Aang when I was young so I just wanted to watch the sequel.

Union.

I'm reform Judaist but I'm atheistic more or less. Nobody in my family really gives a damn about religion.

Hi.

Kenen ir eydish redn? Ikh ken a bisln

>vanishing
kind of the opposite atm desu

I was serious... show tits, you filthy heeb.

>Union

You made poor Judah cry

Could you answer?

DAS RITE
YOU A FAKE JEW

you single?

t. handsome nord

>inb4 kys

Do you have any degree? What area?

Homosexuality became popular in Turkey after the secularization of the Caliphate in the end of the 1700s. And especially after Caliph Abdulmecid the first's secular reforms in the 1830s. Even though it was illegal it was not as illegal as before.

You had people like this who lived in the secularizing era and who only got expelled from school for his homoerotic poetry and buggery. Nothing worse happened.

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Ataturk was a proper greek (he was born in greece) and loved fondling boys as well. Which is one of the reasons he hated islam. Homosexuality had a good history in turkey until Erdogan came along.

When are you going to gas yourself?

How much is germoney paying you in reparations? Also does yourself or your parents work in the 'entertainment' industry?

Me too.

>lol

Uhh... loll.

Nopee.

I can be wherever I want.

I'm not Israeli and I would never like to live there.

Are you the God's chosen?

So why do you hate white people and want them to go extinct? Why are you an egalitarian? Why do you cling to jewishness if you arent even religious? You think you're special? Answer ALL of these questions or you confirm yourself to be a question dodging kike.

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Eye color?

Checked, keked hard and saved. God bless you brasilbro.

Will you post any proof of being femanon and ashkenazi? I'm not asking for tits necessarily but we wouldn't mind, jewish girls usually have great tits.

No. I have standards and I don't want to get doxxed.

;((

Currently yes.

I was homeschooled on start then I went to a gymnasium. This year I was attending my first year of medical university.

Never.

None and no.

What is your IQ score?

What stops you from emigrating to Israel?

>calls other people subhumans.
>turk

Do you consider yourself white? Would you like to live in a white country?

I'm 100% Ashkenazi too, and I've been here for three years. No one gave a shit when I did my Q&A, but I offered a picture of my kipahs instead of an Avatar girl.

respond to this, Schlomo

>I have standards

Show your tits, jewess. Unless your nipples have a merchant nose I don't see how a dox is possible. Hurry up.

>I was homeschooled

Your parents are smart, good luck dr.Schlomo;

I'm 1/4 Ashkenazi, am I Jewish enough in case whites reject me?

Fuck off Larp

Don't really believe in god.

I don't. I prefer "whites" over anyone else.
I'm not really an egalitarian.
They only places where I cling on my Jewishness are "anti-semitic" places like here, just to piss few people off.
Sometimes I think I'm special because I don't think I could've been born with a better life.

Green.

I don't want to get doxxed.

>and I don't want to get doxxed
Literally not an argument. Would be impossible even if your tits were absolutely spectacular. Just hide your face and you'll be fine.

kys faggot
>t. slav with nordic qt

Ok let me ask you a question. Do you ever talk among your circle of jewish family/friends about how your kin is responsible of promoting degeneracy through the media, how you wish more immigrants come to the West so it becomes less white, etc?

>doxxing someone by the tits

lol, how would this be possible?

Have you ever looked into Holocaust lies?
Have you ever visited a gas chamber?

>Green

I prefer blue but green is suitable.

Do you think in binary? Or do you understand abstracts? Is everything black and white or do you see the gray in between? And I don't mean a text book literal definition.

Do you have a sense of smell or is it weak or non-existent?

Do you experience empathy?

I you answered no to any of these questions you have no frontal lobe brain activity and aren't human and must die. Because you are genetically a psychopath aka "autism spectrum disorder" which almost all ashkenazis have. We need to scan brains and give tests and interviews. Exterminate accordingly. I want to kill all ashkenazis. If one out of 50 Americans kills just a single one of you we will be judenfrei. Let's do it

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

That's nice.

I meant yes to the questions not no. Kill all jews. Every jew DEAD

Hey, OP! Based on your style of posting I think you would be much more at home on /r9k/. They can cater to your attention-craving attitude much better than Sup Forums can.

The average during my lifespan so far is ~159

I love Europe. I don't like Africa.

Well my skin tone is white. So kind of.

Well I made this decision quite rash. I'll provide proof next time. It's 1 am here now and I'm in bed with my laptop I really can't be bothered now.

I know.

I thought you were ashke whateverness, which is supposed to mean smart. Surely you have the intellect to post tits and time stamp without giving anything away.

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Bingo

>wants to carry out mass murder against an entire race of people
>for allegedly being psychopaths

Does not compute

>Do you think in binary?
yes, I'm a mathematician, it's simply true or false.

>Do you have a sense of smell or is it weak or non-existent?
I can't smell shit because I smoke a lot.

>Do you experience empathy?
Not so much, as I said I'm a mathematician => autism

So, am I a jew? Should I kill myself?

this is my personality test, no joke:

I have standards.

Holocaust revisionism is filled with nitpicking, cherry picking and sometimes actual lying.

No. I look at everything from multiple perspectives. I rarely let my subjectivity effect my decisions.

Dunno if my sense of smell is weak.

I experience empathy more or less.