NAVY bros on Sup Forums

how many of my navy bros actually surf Sup Forums and red pill the shit out of people?

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just a couple. the other 99% are watching gay porn, as it's customary for navy guys.

ps are you done with your fujoshit manga backlog?

I do

Get fucked, faggot squid.

>Sits back in his missileer chair.

Not lately, It's cowboy month now.

too many homos in the navy and a lot of them are libs.... so says my cousin who was on a destroyer

he says the women who join the carriers get knocked up and leave early with a bun in the oven and get put on medical leave for the rest of the time and sit at home still collecting military pay

the guy (if caught) gets article 15'd

glad i went into drone warfare...live in vegas and married a stripper

> obligatory "Sorry I came to the port at your city and fucked your wife/gf like the whore she is" post

We out here, mayne. O3 on a large vessel, spreading the troof where I can.

i was in the army, well more like the dummy

this country is retarded

this is very true, the woman in here only think of themselves and how they can get as much money with out doing any work.

that's the dream job right there user.

Are we going to tell them about what men do together when they are at sea for a long time or is it still a secret?

an O3 red pilling people xD

did the navy, now msc, 1/3 the work, double the pay, and a shitty closet they call a room, but hell, at least i get cell reception in there

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shhhhh, that's why they put woman on ships to divert the truth.

user what the fuck is that thing

I started lurking Sup Forums back in '04 on my second deployment.

Sup, Creech bro

8 1/2 sonar tech here (out now). I dabble

O2 Armyfag reporting in, I've got a couple Navy friends who shitpost on here.

I would join the NAVY if it meant not having to shave my head.

something with a bore hole where a dick used to be

You a bubblehead or blackshoe?

I was in the Navy. My LPO directly asked me if I was a Jew once. I told him no, and a few days later he recommended that I read The Turner Diaries.

out on the strip having some brews at mandalay bay

whats good main man

Sorry I went to college and didn't decide to polish bulkheads for a living.

STG

That's no longer allowed here, that was the worst training.

It's not gay if it's underway. But seriously, it's not like that. You have access to porn and there's women on board. Besides, it's not like you're out to sea for eight fucking years, you pull into countries where the hookers are waiting for you.

You do that in all the branches and it is just boot camp, except the Marines where the high and tight is the cut.

and how much money are your parents still paying off ?

>mandalay bay

They've got a God Tier pool (several really) and lazy river. Hit that up tomorrow if you're not too hungover.

>Sweepers sweepers! Man yer brooms!
Osifers don't do field day.

Everywhere except 5th fleet, that one is either Chinese hookers or sharia jail.

None of course, he will wait until he graduates and the interest alone will kill him.

lol

i thought about doing lateral cyber officer. thoughts?

i might just do that

you ever watch Good Kill?

pretty decent flick

If you're going in, be smart go 0

AT here

What platform?

any cyber guys? laterals are viewed at shits in navy too?

I got out the navy a couple years ago. No gay porn. We call porn "training videos."

Why aren't you in the Mediterranean stopping them refugees. Blow those bastards to Kingdom Come.

I'm trying to enter the chaplain candidate program right now bros
Just got my undergrad and I'm starting seminary

Dude in my shop just got sent to mast for redpilling too hard. Kept going on about how Hispanics are lazy, healthcare isn't free, etc.

Gotta conceal your power level, at least for now.

Right there. Went to a merchant marine academy. Work on a tugboat now. Clear $100k a year at 30, and I get to go home every two weeks. LMAO at navy sailors every time.

Hooooyahhhhhh. Bangor sailor here.

I feel similar using the Post-9/11 G.I. Bill. Between that and VA Disability, I make enough to pay all my bills, save around $700 a month, and have $500 in spending cash. And the amount of people giving me orders is precisely zero. No muster, no asking permission to do stuff, no dumbass trainings or worrying about every little thing....I just live.

As an aside, if you are reading this and you are still in the military: FILE A FUCKING VA DISABILITY CLAIM WHEN YOU SEPARATE!!! If you do not you are a fucking moron!

>Good Kill
Yep seen it. Funny it kind of reminded me of some people I knew in your field. I'm not AF tho. My bro is 1Nxxx and was stationed in creech. I would stay up there with him...for the parties. All his creech buds & contractors. Wild ass group of people!!!

Im a navy vet. Radar technician. E-5.
I wont say much more but the wealth of knowledge here is worth all the shit talking and banter. Ultimately, and this sounds weird, but pol wants the world to get along and stop having meddling outsider hands in shit that doesnt need messed with. Example A eric clanton got pol'ed cause he is a cunt and sold out his master falarca.

There is no answer only questions. The journey is short but fills your void.

You can't shitpost on a boat can you?
Reason #1 why I don't join the navy
Reason #2 is because I heard it's gay

24yo Nursing Student (soon to be 25) finishing up his ADN and going for his BSN wanting to join the Navy right after. Do I have a chance: did I miss my chance? What do I need to exactly to get it? Should I even bother? Thank you for responding and, at the very least, reading my post.

your sentence structure proves you are army

>checks out

>glad i went into drone warfare...live in vegas and married a stripper

Alright user, I'm curious: story please.

Sure. Trying to get rid of student debt?

AIMD S3 Vikings. Old school probably decomm by now. Tinkered on some F14 radar and F18 navi gear sometimes.

USS Ashland is in port in my city atm. Took my kids down to have a look at it. Pretty cool.

Sounds like a good guy would bang hookers in a foreign port with him.

much of what i do is OPSEC but this is where all the action is, a lot of pilots are being rotated out of AD and being put on drone duty, i was flying cessnas before being stuck at creech

went into vegas one night and told some stripper what it was that i did (blew away a bunch of iraqis on a 12 hour surveillance mission that day) and got drunk and spilled the beans, marrried her the same night

life is really weird... dont really know how else to put it

>he says the women who join the carriers get knocked up and leave early

True. Before my last deployment, at least a third of the females were left behind knocked up.

go NAVY.

Don't Give Up the Ship.

Wow, that is old school. My first command was up at NASWI where they had the Prowlers (now E/A-18 Growlers). F-14s were badass planes I hear.

>Reason #2 is because I heard it's gay
not true. lot's of lesbians, and the occasional guy that comes back to the ship with hickey's on the back of his neck; butt they are easily identified and easily avoided.

Uhh, not that worried about it. Getting my ADN at a CC and the private university I'm working on my BSN has a great deal with the CC so it's not a lot. I mostly want to go because I feel I need to have more discipline put into me, want to experience some radically different shit (travel), great way to work on getting more exp while working on getting benefits (maybe pay for my MSN), and etc.

I like the Navy out of all the branches because it seems like more successful people come out of that branch compared to the others.

>USS Ashland
tfw your job required you to be on every newly commissioned vessel, and some old ones sold to Taiwan

Officers definitely have a better quality of life and pay over enlisted. Be prepared to play politics though, and suffer through a LOT of stupid policies and shit that defies logic or common sense. I've come to the conclusion that intelligent people can only last so long in the military (usually not past 2 enlistments/contracts) because of all the non-sensical bullshit. The ones who stay in until retirement mostly 1. Know they have no other, better options, 2. Are too stupid for the bullshit to bother them (ex. deck division types). Just my two cents.

Do it. Possible that the Navy pays off your loan in exchange for a tour and you might even like it.

All these damn puddle pirates, who A R M Y

>polish bulkheads

Now i know youre a young new fag. You only polish brass which is either a bell on the quarterdeck or something menial.

If you cant handle girl work you would never be able to heave around an oily fucking line on underway replenishments. This is how i know you are weak and a pussy.

All that said, having a DD-214 that says HONORABLE on it and all the associated perks and benefits is awesome! There really isn't a better time to be a veteran, IMHO.

people who hate the navy are drug faggots who couldn't get in
> traveled the world and learned to work a real job

This, I'm getting out soon on army side, post 9/11 bill is so cash in comparison to Montgomery, also that sweet sweet 90% VA disability for the rest of my life. Hiring advantage as well, and if you are smart about it you should walk out with a degree (from doing it in your own time) within 2-3 years (TA doesn't kick in for a year in service/first duty station.

I got a job with NAVSUP with mine. I get my 8 years of time in added to my pay and benefits. Feels good when a civilian finds out a new vet employee gets payed more than them starting out. I get payed more than my supervisor.

They get pergnant and take all of the good light duty jobs.

>if you are smart about it you should walk out with a degree (from doing it in your own time) within 2-3 years

I am actually glad that I didn't do any college when I was in. I placed into Math 91 and I am glad of it....I forgot soooo much since high school. If you take college level math while you are in you better make sure you retain it, because the VA won't pay for you to go back and take a course that you already took (I do work-study in the Veterans Center at my campus and we have to explain this to people often).

also props to any bros who had to light an oba and fight a real mainspace fire, fuck those things

Anyone here ever get a SEAL contract?

Yep. I'm an old salt. I had a buddy go up to NASWI. Same rate. He'd be a senior or masterchief or retired by now. He ran an F14 test set (hence my occasional cross training).

>F14 were badass
My berthing was 2 or 3 decks under the flight deck and I could hear the engines during flight ops. And of course the fecking catapults.
WHHIIIIIIIISSSSSHHH BOOM!

I wonder how loud the EMALS is on the new Ford-class. Probably a night-and-day difference. There's not even steam outside the engine room on those things.

We used to get so much "free" coffee during unreps

Knew a few seals in my time enlisted. Most are short and fast. Hardly any niggers. I cant even think of 1 nigger eve making it in buds. They cant swim. Even in navy bootcamp all the pavement apes had to get up early and run to a fucking floating class. Niggers sink in water.

Almost all the niggers on my ship hated water. None of them were on the boarding squad. Niggers would not save you if you were driwning. Just saying.

Yea fuck ureps it always came after a mid watch and had zero sleep.

>light an oba and fight a real mainspace fire

Glad I was never on a fire party and my GQ station was Sonar Control. Although, we were right above the 5-inch magazine and next to forward VLA, so it was pretty much guaranteed death if the forward part of the ship got hit with anything. But hey, at least we had A/C!

yeah ill just check that right there

i worked deck seaman for a year before striking out fuck unreps in the ass

What can yall tell me about this craft / vessel?

russian putin class soviet submarine capable of speed of sound under water

It doesn't fucking exist.

>capable of speed of sound under water

Um, yeah, OK....the speed of sound in water is 4700-5200fps (depending on water conditions). Good luck with that!

Here's a red pill.

Another for you, sailor.

What are those doors? Possible silent drive.

I read there are huge problems with the EMALS as far as reliability. I think the contractor that supplies them started out making the Predator Drones. Hopefully they fix all the bugs. But man, those steam cats launching F14's (or anything) off the flight deck is certainly a sight and noise to behold. The loudest shit I've ever heard. That's for damn sure. I have a great respect for all the squids that work on the flight deck.

damn, it feels like pride week in here.
all of these fabulous men posting here.

wew.

that is the newest weapon in the 'Fuck The Sea Turtles' program

Apparently they just successfully launched an F/A-18 with EMALS, so maybe they've already fixed it.

I'm out. Great talking with you all.

250 mph before they leave the flight deck. always the air bosses were hella cool m'fers