The abseloute state of the UK

The abseloute state of the UK

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Look at the size of those weapons, if you catch my drift.

what does the cookie monster have to do with knife crime in the uk?

I have an urge to go to the U.K. and start knifing people.

But knives are illegal so you can't.

>Essex

Britbros, are these memes about the cops in the UK true?
Do they actually make those cringy thought-police tweets?
Is "bin that knife" real?

God I wish she was lactating

the uk is what a dystopian future looks like

It's all real.

better throw away all my screwdrivers

Whats the crime?

Fighting for your rights

Going to the gym and making friends is a sign of right-wing extremism and will put you on a terrorist watch-list.

What was done wrong here. I'm totally confused.

he has a big dick

>be chav
>consume my 3rd gallon of malt liquor from a plastic jug
>put on my best burberry hat
>tuck a screwdriver into my trainer and hide it under my track pants
>go out for a night on the town
>see that cookie monster is calling me a coward
>immediately save a life and bin that knife

Surely thats how it works, right??

using a gym suggests building an aggressive nature that could cause societal problems

read youth action at the header of the text and the fact that the invite could be a 'rally'

or im totally fucking wrong

*harboring

Yes and its fucking awful.

... yes.

mkay.

infantilization of the adult population is key to destroying a nation

Is there some reason Britbongs aren't urinating and defecating in those?

Bureaucrats make an advertisement.

IMASHINE MOI SHOC WHEN I TRI TO GO BI A FORK AND GET AXED FA MI EYE DEE

You see we've been saying it for years. It's a slippy slope when it comes to government. Eveytime you give up any right in the name of security you get that much closer to being a slave to the state. I'll never give up my guns NEVER! Citizens without arms will inevitably be sheep to the slaughter.

UK is going full 1984. Your demise will serve as a lesson to the rest of the world.

Usually too close to police station

I went through the whole thing just now - the whole Choose Your Own Adventure thing. Was hoping for a Heil Hitler button at the end.

All I see is tools there. Only cowards refuse to carry a knife and a screwdriver. Seriously, there's work to be done. Pitter patter.

Just toss a small fish in there. It will look like a knife from a distance but will stink up the whole box

I have an urge to go to the U.K. and start tightening screws in public.

I love how they refuse tell you what that particular group stands for, nor describes them as violent before hand. What a stupid, useless waste of funds that was. Since it was British, I'm going to assume that it was a group rallying for a mandate requiring all Brits to use a saucer when they use a teacup. Probably violent as hell.

>she

why does everyone call everything cowardly

BIN THAT GYM

It's basic shaming tactic. Has been useful for as long as mankind has existed.
>Urag p sure you can't take on that mammoth alone u cunt coward
Urag dies.
>George u coward p sure u don't dare to walk in north-London without knife
George dies.

Don't be a coon!
Bin that spoon!

F Urag

This islamophobia will not stand!!!

There was a cookie monster related attack in a tescos back in -06
>things got real real nasty
>lot of good lives, tasty brews and biscuts lost, left and broke that day.
Truly a sad time for britan and therefore the world

Yes. Yes it does.
Crime and knives are illegal

Just had to bring your guns into it can tell your american

>Just had to bring your guns into it can tell your american
Well, he's right.

When is Sorry Day this year, cobber?

>The sun never sets on the Empi-

>levels of cognitive dissonance exiting atmosphere

Guess which city in the UK pic related is from

Britbong that lives in that police area here.

Luton is a town in that area and is one of the most Islamified areas of the UK, nobody white really goes there anymore because we dont want to get stabbed by a paki. Beds police are scared about radicalisation of muslims there but also because as the demographics change and the remaining whites get WOKE about whats going on an losing their European identity they're trying to combat right wing radicalism too.

You need to bin that pepe, lad.

>Good thing we banned gu-

>Oi bruv you got a license for that spoon?

>I live 5 minutes walk from this exact spot
I fucking hate bradford

"Haha dumb burger doesn't like the thought of being a serf"

Christ i'm sorry m8

Why are brit cops so fucking pathetic

This looks like a Star Wars

This is pure unadulterated horror

Bin that knife and fuck my wife! Goodnight Western civ

post the one where the guy simply redrew the borders of the EU into Roman ones and the police got triggered

It's for the blacks really. They have to pretend that stabathons in cities with huge Nig populations are a "youth issue", but EVERYONE knows it's near entirely a black problem.

>only cowards are prepared to defend themselves with honor

Really tho this isn't a meme anymore I'm getting worried

Fucking hell...

The thing is if they straight up floored that fucker, you can guarantee "POLICE ASSAULTS POOR BLACK MAN!" would be splashed around the papers etc.

Also doesn't help they're now recruiting gays and cucks by the thousands (see all the LGBT police posts).

/sigh. Great Britain ey. I'm nearly 30 and SO much has changed just in my lifetime.

i cant breathe

Is she a uk 10/10?

The lady who started it, her teenage son was stabbed to death while trying to protect a friend. And he had a tattoo of Cookie Monster on his ass.

I am not making this up.

onlycowardscarry.org/only-cowards-carry-from-the-beginning/

Solid 7/10 in the UK

>her teenage son was stabbed to death while trying to protect a friend. And he had a tattoo of Cookie Monster on his ass
well now I'm just laughing

fixed last thing is a tree branch

>no assault bike wheel
Shit's no joke m8, my friend lost his mum to a bike tire

Careful, you'll get ASBO'd for that type of behaviour!

>Handed in me butter knives like a good Brit
>Had to butter my crumpet this morning by rubbing the whole block of butter against it

knives were never a problem until mass immigration happened.

Yes, sadly. Only ones you can take seriously are the fire arms officers but they're constantly shit on in the media ever since one guy blew his load in Juan Charles Jimenezezes face.

There's no doubt that the nigger was laughing through his teeth, what a fucking disgrace

There's a photo of his underage ass tattoo in that video. I can understand going mad with grief and trying to collect old knives and screwdrivers and things, but why humiliate your poor dead kid like that?

Fucking hell. That picture gets me every time.

We didn't vote for this. No one did. We've been betrayed.

>be britbong
>bin my knife
>get acid thrown on face

Enoch Powell was right.

>We didn't vote for this. No one did. We've been betrayed.
pic related m8

Leftists love to call cowards people doing mass killing or carrying weapons. I just don't understand the logic, if you have a will to fight then that makes you coward?

This country is becoming a scary place to live. The government is taking away more and more if our rights everyday, and nobody seems to care.

As much as mass immigration and Islam is a problem, it pales in comparison to the UK turning into a China level dictatorship.

people got a lot of debts they worry about.
you have to have the job,the house and the car etc.
they won't revolt in our society until they lose consumer goods access, anything else can go hang.

Not to mention that those "courageous" leftists fear mspaint frogs and edited wrestling gifs out of all things.

I hope you didn't wrote that as an excuse to this nonsense.

I wonder if the licence holders for the Sesame Street product know Cookie Monster has been plastered on these stupid things.

Why the fuck haven't a bunch of drunk people started torching police cars yet?

They actually tried it with The Mogg no less and of course he gleefully took the piss. His phone call to one of the morons ended up her autistic screeching at him down the phone.

thats, no a bad idea. IS there a way to fuck up the openings on those boxes that wouldn't seem to sucpicious? Like gluing something over the opening or something

its fucking true ya cunt.
When I was a kid we didn't carry knives, using a knife for fights in was unheard of in English culture.

40 years later country is flooded with 3rd world fucksters and every day in the news Mjongo Mbongo 18 from London has been stabbed to death.

Teenage murder was shocking once, now it is a daily event, if it aint the immigrants you tell me what the cause is?

>> why do any of their cops have guns then?

Lmao

>> you cant

I literally thought like this when I was 11 years old

BIN THAT FIN

Nah. Scotland's been stabbing itself since the 50s.

Why not get a group of guys with masks and begin stalking cops after work, Catch them coming out of a pub or something and break their knees or something. At least make them pay for this shit

Its "immigrants"

Its your lack of tolerance, now spread your ass cheecks wider