Slovak choice

Get annexed by Hungary or Poland or both
To whom and why?

yes please

Upper half - Poland, because of the language and being Slavs
Bottom half - Hungary, because over 0.5M of Hungarians live there

Real question is: will we finally get common boarder with our brothers hungarians?!

We need Slovakanons for the answer

czech republic but this time we'll call our nation Slovako-Czechia

Read the thread comment, mate

Pic rel should be the rightfully clayed answer.

Just like Poland, Lusieta, the polish parts of belarus and czechia it should merged in the one western slavic country that reaches from Budyšin to Košice and from Ustka to Český Krumlov.
sorbian, czech and slovak are mutual interchangeable to a huge extend anyway

to ukraine

By Czechs.

Better kys.

leave slovakia alone you gopnik shits

I like the idea of integrating the Lusatia and Silesia, but totally disagree with any other area annexation by Czechia

Too old, you would get yourselves annex ASAP

Not an option, also, we´re too different

Lol, nope

Indeed

Never

Should merge with Slovenia
And become Slovako-Slovenia or Sloveno-Slovakia

unite with czechia to form moravia

I just want to be friend again with my bro Czech, but he keeps bulling me

moravia already exists, its the eastern half of czech rep.

>No land connection
You really liked Alyeskan situation, didn´t you?

Hue, Moravia is great and all, but we Bohemians are too numerous to not get all above them

Slovaks aren´t much similar to us, they would suffer with the atheists

STFU, you got your independence, we welcomed you into the Union in 1918 as brothers
Now tell me, who? Poland or Hungary or both?

only consensual merger though, Slow vaks are kawaii. When they are ready, we can rebuild the old Kingdom. Just keep safe until then.

We also could become capitalist state after war, but he was bully and choose gommunism


I want America to take us, so our economy can grow a lot, I don't mind being army base

Hue, no clay for Poland? Really?

Russians helped liberate us, so the sheeple chose them, we nobles already knew, there is gonna be shit coming onto us

America is too far and you´re landlocked

Tuž tažke jsi Serb?

Slovaks wanted capitalism, but there were more votes from Czech site, stop pretending you bully.

>America is too far and you´re landlocked
I think our state would make great tactical position, but they already have bases around EU, so yeah.

Both Polaks and Magyars are shit, they are poor fucks nobody wants to merge with them.

Also we have the stuff THEY WANT
our wine and our natural sources or mineral water.
If we could exploit this, we would destroy every one of us. (polaks,magyars,czechs)

>us.
I mean you

Hue, this grammar, truly, your education is the best

You know, when the serfdom was abolished, a lot of former Czech serfs voted for the left since then

I want to be annexed by Austria desu!

čučoriedka

Also, your economy was built up out of the Czech taxes, so keep calm

Haj, alu jen jazykyu aho druhýa jazyk.
A tepruve aby Sors naštvail, Zastarować vaší kultura spoštívu (((woni)))

was for

Why do you have to bully me gomies ?

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Why are all these small slavic countries all in their own seperate countries when in the end they are all still slavic?

Because we can't stand each others, look at balkans

Don't touch us or we will send you Babiš v2 and v3.

Also gypsies will soon outbreed both slovaks and hungarians so it doesnt matter.

(((why)))

You call this bullying? Hah, you belong to Hungary for that, the decision is final

That way, you will atleast know, what bullying is. Is it certainly not a massive investment in totally poor lands like we Czechs did since 1918

separate languages, culture, and history. The only thing that keeps a big confederation from forming are the EU, russia and ((them)) pulling everyones tails all the time

Babiš is a comical relief, because we forgot, what the Slovak retardness is like, that was the only reason some of us voted for him, just for lolz, like Americans for Trump

That doesn't answer my question - if you are all just Slav's why do you hate yourselves then? are slavs the only ethnicity who can't form stable group cohension?

Slavic is an excuse. There are mongols in the east, and turks in the south. I'd say there are around 4 slavic countries

imagine being invaded and occupied for centuries, aswell as the same happening to all your slavic neighbours. It was everyone for themselves here. Stupid fucking australian

Slota-sama will protect us from your and magyar bullying
Because we never existed you dummy. We only larp as "Czech" or "Slovak"

Also can some Hungarian explain to me what happend to your economy?

It looks like shit now.

Poland for the language. I'd much rather stay a sovereign state though.

Times change, you could have formed a new empire, so who's the stupid one now?

youre the retard not realizing i covered this witty retort of yours in my previous reply to you, kys dumbcunt

so you're telling me, that all these German barbarian tribes, being invaded and occupied for centuries as well as happening to all their neighbors could form their own monolithic Germanic empire yet Ivan couldn't?

Let's stay sovereign together user, let's bully Czech gommies

you obviously know nothing about european history, we didnt exist for another 400 years or so since the date of your .jpg. Please goy

They were all speaking German language and have been been in a de-facto singular state for a thousand years
Slavs don't speak one language and don't have common history

Czech have one of the ugliest language I have ever heard. Every word sounds like it is being sad by someone with 10 brooms up their ass.

"Buráaaaky"
"no jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"a proč neeeEEE?"
"to nemyslíš váaažne no ty jooo no ty voleeeE"

takhle mluví jenom spodina, also I think slovak language is cute as fuck. Do you have lot of aryan blondes over there?

I want big Slavic alliance stop with rightfull clay fucking jews.Like other user said we get outbreed even with gypsies so thats why they dont send many refugess here we have took the poison long ago.Unite or perish

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>Ukraine existing in any form
>Turkey still existing in Europe
not sure I can get behind this map.

Yeah we have they fuck niggers and dont even know how to cook

V4 should stick together , there are bigger threats right now . Look what happened in Yugoslavia faggots...

Hungary!
>include Austria next
>include Poland next
>include Czech republic next
>BTFO anglos this time
>become friends with putin
>nuke the fuck out of chinks, israel and mekka
>chemtrails the mediterranean into freezing over
>mow down the african migrants with aircraft
>world fixed.

slavic is not ethnic group, but linguistic. Following the most famous larps
Polish=Sarmatian
Czech=Celt
Belarusians=Neuri
Russians=pure slavs + vikings
Serbs= Iranians
Croats=Iranians/Illyrians
Bulgars=Persians
Macedonians=Macedonians
Ukrainians=Iranians+Khazars+Cossacks+Slavs(Ukraine was an euroasian melting point of all of the civilisations before Rome)

we dont have sandnigger / gyppo blood unlike yugoslavia tho

Daily reminder that Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Bułgaria, Belarus and half of Ukraine are rightful polish clay.

>Ukraine
>not Crimean Tatars

Quite bad comparison, because only thing Babis done was tightnening screws. Most of his ministers were cunts.
And I don't believe people voted for him for lulz. A lot of people is secretly impressed by his thievery.

lol ok

eu4 is just a game wojtek

We either go ancap or we crown Kotleba as our king.

>Helevolevepšoknedlozelo, no YOOOO psiskogoulashbohneexistuje

Lmao
You no longer get subsidised by the Czechs
This guys gets it
Lol, cute
Oh, the language of serfs, I think I recognise like one or two words of it
Lmao, like Poland
True

Let's be one unitary country
We will be stronger together
Poles will still speak Polish language
Slovaks - Slovakian
Czechs - Czech language

We will safe our own culture and be happier
We are west slavic brothers

Dude, Babiš just reclassified some roads as the motorways, even though, they´re not finished, he basicly wanted to stay all the eternity at the top doing nothing

Yeah

You Slovakplebs got even worst gypsy-infested language

check'd and kek'd

How about not doing self destructive bullshit user

Socialist government between 2002-2010.If Orbán had stayed in power during those years we would be Czechia-tier now

Nah I want nukes.

come home Habsburg men

also i forgot this

We also LARP as Sarmtians,Goths,Jews,Celts,Tribals,Illyrians and Romans.

I am sure Kotlebas engineers will make it happen

Sincerely fuck off
YES, FUCKING YES
Let´s all LARP as the Jews, so we get all the gibs from Germany
Lol, pisspoor Slovakia, I love it

do you think they wont?

The image is from India
>Le they give money le give them crown
No you dummy, they have no plan whatsoever, all they do is larp.
He isn't politician, the only thing he can lead are filthy skins

Fuck of liberal faggot

lasting impressive 18 years

Felvidék, as its name suggests, is Hungarian

Open your fucking eyes sheeple, it's the exactly same tactic America used for fucking decades
>Le hur dur brother le hurt dur culture
market > culture

This guys gets it

Also, atheism is profitable, you can work even the sundays

>Also, atheism is profitable, you can work even the sundays
Every human need some philosophy.
Atheism isn't bad, but it's only starting point and very dangerous one.

I would prefer some neutral philosophy Like east does.

Because it stops people from thinking "why am I here ?" "what's the meaning of life" etc.
These questions lead to many dangerous changes.

I could elaborate but that would make long /x/ post

You seem to be intellectually limited
Atheism gives those questions answer desire even more

>Atheism gives those questions answer desire even more
can you reform that sentence ?

you forget that we also were larping as vandals

Of course, I would love to

Well, basicly atheism, as a belief, that there is no god gives a motivation to explore other alternatives of the whole being there and live.

Like Protestantism encouraged to explore the God by simply advancing in science

Why did Czechoslovakia even fall apart

Slovaks wanted their own state
No wonder, we Czechs (serfs) elected communists in 1946 and they got into the communism with us

The communists still ruled after the revolution, even though they were pretending to be democratic, so Slovaks freed themselves

>motivation to explore other alternatives of the whole being there and live
That's exactly what I said earlier.
And most of these alternatives are things like Nihilism, Chaoism, Low-chaoism, Paganism.
Most of which are hedonistic.

A lot of big occultists started as atheists, and they ended up as hedonists

Hand Slovakia over to me!

you can take me

Occultism was always there since time immemorial. Hedoism is one of the seven deadly sins present also in some christians.

All the ideologies can be accepted or viewed or totally ignored

I for myself find Nihilism quite edgy, but in the end, I am just an atheist, because I don´t want my descendants to be slaves of the church like my ancestors were to the Catholic before Hus