What's the deal with Germans?

They're just a conquest-oriented people. Isolationist Germany is like an oxymoron. Now I know we're not any better lately but Germany has been this way for a while. It's not just the Nazis either, it's been going back since Prussian times, probably even further. Germans aren't content with just sitting around and doing trade, they want to invade their neighbors and make them live like they do, somehow it bothers them that there's countries around them that don't have German qualities and German standards. Why? Is it autism or are Germans just naturally a militaristic people?

This isn't a Germany hate thread, I'm just trying to probe into the cultural spirit of Germans and what makes them tick.

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You say a good cause justifies any war; but I say a good war justifies any cause.

Enemies on all sides, so they become desperate and sperg out once in a while.

You fucking ignorant Amerikike. Who have the Germans since Prussia forced to live their lifestyle? America has been at war for the vast majority of its existence, what makes you any better. If you look at the statistics of major European powers and the number of wars they have been in Prussia AND Germany combined still don't overtake France, Britain, Russia or even Austria and you can count them as Germans too I suppose. France has expanded for hundreds of years at the expense of Germany for the glory of the king and to show French prestige. I guess the French weren't very content with not dominating their neighbors. Prussia and Germany were militaristic because they had to be. They are in the central Europe surrounded on literally every side by countries that are not fond of them and have suffered for not realizing this sooner. The Thirty Years War wiped out over a third of all Germans on Earth and the speed of the French army under Napoleon only deeply cemented the fact that without a united Germany with a strong military, they would at the mercy of their neighbors as they were after WWI. Why don't you ever condemn any other European country who have invaded countless more countries and launched multiple more wars than Prussia/Germany ever did.

This will be a good thread.

in sage we post

>it's another german history started in 1914 thread

Guarding the North European Plains since ancient times.

I'm sorry but this is such a stupid question. I know it's fun to make memes of 'Germany, the eternal destroyer of Europe' and blame them for all Europe's problems. That's been the European status quo since 1871. But this is just fucking ridiculous. Everyone else who blames the Germans for things like invading others, building empires really have no leg to stand on. As if their countries haven't done the same thing to an even GREATER extent. People here act like they know something others don't but the complexity of geopolitical situations, historical context and nuance in all fields goes completely over most peoples' heads on this site because they don't fucking think. They look at one meme or infograph and their opinion of an entire subject is decided there and then. It's so intellectually dishonest it borders on stupidity. It just annoys the shit of out me.

thank you, australianbro!

No problem Deutschebro. I just find it really unfair how everyone rallies against the PEOPLE of Germany for 'crimes' both real and imagined that they themselves have committed to even greater extents. If there's one thing I hate, it's hypocrisy.

You're too far away and too uneducated to understand the German.

The German will call you a bro on the internet, while slitting your throat.

When you challenge his supremacy he yells "muh Beethoven" and spergs out.

Germans have no humor. Germans have no soul. To the German a good day off is spent playing farming simulators and repressing rage.

Trust a German at your own peril. They are a dangerous, psychotic people who know only violence. They would be living in huts and tearing each other apart like the barbarians they are were it not for constant discipline from the civilized world.

Shlomo Yikzag Goldstein please...

So what level of retarded are we on here.... Ah yes American, doesn't get more retarded than that.

They live on public debt of other countries since 500 B.C.
That's the problem.

>Trust a German at your own peril. They are a dangerous, psychotic people who know only violence. They would be living in huts and tearing each other apart like the barbarians they are were it not for constant discipline from the civilized world.
saged, but actually you just described muslims. gg, maybe next time, shlomi arbaitman

>To the German a good day off is spent playing farming simulators and repressing rage
DELETE

German actions let to millions of people dead in Europe. You were always barbarians and it's only thanks to Romans that you were civilized later.

Utter bullshit. Germany has been stable all through the middle ages, while France, Spain and England went and conquered. It is in fact from these activities that the German Kaiser got the idea he could maybe conquer and colonize some African countries. (Abandoned after WW2.) We have in fact LOST land in WW2 and not conquered some, and we haven't had a war since.

All the while America goes on imperialist conquer war every other year or so. Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Afghanistan, Iraq .... you should print tour T-shirts saying "COMING TO A WAR NEAR YOU SOON".

Fucking Yanks.

I don't even have enough brackets for (you) dr. Goldberg

Oi Vey, why do you persecute me so? You violent creatures... it's another holodomor... You haven't heard the last of Chaim Goldstein! My brother is a lawyer... prepare yourselves.

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French actions led to the deaths of millions of Europeans
Russian actions led to the deaths of millions of Europeans
English actions led to the deaths of millions of Europeans
AMERICAN actions led to the deaths of millions of Europeans
We can play this game all day you...
>Leaf
Oh I see. Opinion discarded

>another Holodomor....
Why would a Jew complain about another Holodomor when we all know he caused and presided over the first one

>One post by this ID

wew

>They're just a conquest-oriented people.

By European standards I would say Balts are good guys of Europe. Even thought they got fucked by poles/russians/nazis

Poland literaly dindu nuffin. Name one bad thing they did that isn't trivial or of minor significance.

>Why don't you ever condemn any other European country who have invaded countless more countries and launched multiple more wars than Prussia/Germany ever did.

you ignorant slut. Germany was not even a country for most of european history. But the moment they unified they became the biggest warmongers in European history.

There have been no wars as stupid, bloodthirsty, greedy and autistic as the ones Germany have caused the last two centuries.

What's the deal with Americans?

>Biggest warmongers in European history
Objectively untrue. I have a strong suspicion you're also that Pole who lives in Sweden who keeps bringing up the Prussian Homage. If so then FUCK OFF. You only feel that way because you're heavily biased against Germany because united they are the strongest force on the continent and you know it. Germany is bad for YOU. Poles are not the be all end all of Europe and you know that if Poland was to disappear tomorrow then nothing of value would have been lost whereas the entire world would suffer if Germany disappeared. I couldn't less what you have to say.

LOL, all this denial

Ever since Germany unified it have tried to conquer and rule over Europe. Caused two world wars, the worst genocides in european history and is even now fucking up Europe through the European Union (the fourth reich). Everyone in Europe Germany and there is a reason for that. Germans are unlikable soulless automatons who only purpouse in life is to destroy.

Also I am not the PIDL guy. Since I suspect you are that Australian loser from Sup Forums who fetishizes Germanics I will give you a hint.

"""""""""Albanian""""""""""""

*Everyone in Europe hates Germany and there is a reason for that

They're autists.

Everything they do is taken too far. Militarism? Taken too far. Expansionism? Taken too far. Cuckoldry? Taken too far.

>Tried to conquer and rule over Europe. No. That just comes naturally because of their strong work ethic and attention to perfection.
>Caused two world wars and genocides in European history
GTFO. This is pleb tier understanding of history.
>Implying the Holohoax happened in any way, shape or form as is commonly presented
Where do you think you are?
>European Union (The Fourth Reich)
Hahahaha.
>Germans are unlikable soulless automation whose only purpose in life is to destroy
As opposed to your great country of Albania which has created what exactly? It doesn't really matter, this is blind hatred for personal reasons that no one would ever take seriously
>Australian from Sup Forums
Sorry, no cigar I'm afraid. I've never been to Sup Forums even once

>germany started both world wars
>the holocaust is real
>germans are the ultimate evil, goy!

wew, this swede, excuse me, the albanian swede... is a prime example of how cucked they are, sadly so.

You Idiot, the Krauts genocided far more slavs than muh 6 million jews. You do not even have to bring up the holocaust since their behavior on the eastern front is bad enough.

And yes the European Union is a way for the Germans to dominate Europe (and destroy it again as they always try to do)

Germans are shitty people without personality or independent thought, they are nothing but sheep that do what their masters say.

Also I am not Albanian thats why i put the "" around it, that's just what that other Krautboo from australia accuses me of being. He is also just like you obsessed with the PIDL autist living in Sweden.

Just bend the knee and maybe we'll spare you, Mr. 60%

>Genocide
No intentional policy of genocide was ever sanctioned nor condoned by the German government in regards to any people that fell under the administration. And don't even bring up the fallacious Generalplan Ost, a meme plan with several documents referring to several half baked ideas, some of which weren't even written down let alone presented and approved by Hitler.
>I'm not obsessed with the PIDL (Whatever that means) Pole in Sweden, I brought him up once and only because his aggression to Germans if similar to yours in style. But he usually LARPs under a Deus Vult flag so I guess you're not him.

>When the Swede is more woke than the Aussie.

We'll get back at them soon. It's only a matter of time.

there won't be any "germans" in 20-30 years. Their women breed more with negroes and other non whites than american white girls.

And yet Germans murdered millions of slavs in eastern europe, who cares if there was a plan for it or not it still happened.

but keep ignoring the facts and go suck Hitlers cock you basement dwelling nazi.

Subhuman German scum, I'm gonna be happy Watching Germany and the German people die in horrible death :). Germany deserves to be destroyed

germany, there is land in czechia, russia and poland which belongs to you. tell russia, czechia and poland to give it back. ffs, Kant,Kirchhoff,Pfitzer , Minkowski, Hannah Arendt
were born in konigsberg, which is now kaliningrad. helmut kohl should have pushed it

The German is the enemy of Europe

Its inferiority complex push him to destroy everything cvivilization that is superior to him


The refugee crisis is just the fulfilement of the German's biggest hope, that is the destruction of the superior White man

The German can live surrounded by shitskins because it makes him feel superior but he can't live around White men because they see hlow inferior and barbarous they are

>WAA WAA STOP HITTING ME
The eternal French everyone

Leaf trying to kick for someone to look like he is part of the cool kids.

Y-yeah, g-germans are totally sub-humans! ha! they voted for Merkeldorf!

>Voted for Trudeau.

You could pull on one string with all of us, with unity and purpose but yet your cowardice has to slip through and see the moral character that a canadian just keeps on mustering.

If we die and go to hell, we're taking you with us, canacuck.

>german can live surrounded by shitskins

this is coming from algeria 2.0

assflamed Krauts, when will you stop being a plague on Europe? Do we need to kill you all?

The problem with some people of the other European states is nothing more than simple jealously in respect of the German people. -

Bottom line is they are, along with the British. the most defiant and resilient of peoples. In the 20th century alone - they stood effectively alone and toe to toe with European enemies and the Americans - and did not lose by very much -

They absorbed another country (east Germany) into their own and still retained the strongest economy in Europe and 4th in the world -

A cultural history inclusive of music, philosophy , art and architecture 2nd to none.

And still paying a fucking bill for crimes that cant even be explored in full at the risk of arrest.

Anything they engineer is worth the money you spend on it - A perfect work ethic and an attention to detail which would benefit the whole of Europe if it was copied and acted upon.

They have as much blood on their hands as everyone else - the problem is its all still in living memory - viewed through a historical lens in a few hundred years - it wont seem half bad.
Problem is, the writers of contempory history have a vested interest in keeping it active.

Go and see how they live - your assured a warm welcome

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bring it on Swede cuck

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Wow... never thought I'd say this but... Based Brit.

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>Doesn't include Sweden

no deal with usa

thanks britbong

woman are so cute when they act tough

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonderweg

You should probably do extra research but this will give you the basics.

Although im not too much a fan of historical determinism in regards to the rise of national socialism.

This thesis, however, definitely gets to the broader understanding of what has made germans tick through the ages until the second world war.

Oh Germany, too big for Europe but too small for the world

It's called the North European Plain. It has no natural barriers except for rivers and is like a highway for armies. Anything on it feels permanently threatened from neighbours, gets invaded in moments of weakness and expands in times of strength. States on this plain need ever larger " buffer zones" and economic expansion comes naturally because of easy logistics.

tl;dr geopolitics

That's pre-rapefugee wave from 2015, we have somewhere around 700k now

Most of the other countries will be a lot higher too

I'll give it to you straight - Bavarians, Pommeranians, Hannoverians etc. are not more aggressive than other Europeans. The problem stems from the fact that Germany isn't a country, but an empire. Anybody who submits to Berlins rule can be German, thus the elite in Berlin thinks of itself as an cosmopolitan entity whose job is to expand it's influence.
They terrorize and intimidate the people they rule over with harsh punishments and the constant mention of boogeymen, such as the slavs, the jews, the french or the brits. This has been going on since the German empire has been founded and it won't stop anytime soon, even after they have wasted the lives of the last native living in the evil empire.

G*rmans are literally the niggers of Europe. Im pretty glad you guys are killing yourselves off, you've causes enough damage and its about time you go.

>ha-ha a-a f**kin- fuggding leaf XDDDD

G*rman creativity is fucking awful, I wish the Americans nuked you instead of japan.

Exist

.t Wallawalla Dreamtime

Germany converting to Islam confirmed

Germans are just autistic that's all.

you forgot (scat) porn

>brits
>invade 1/3 of the world
>spanish/Portuguese 1/3
>french take the rest
>germans
>attempt reconquest of land lost 30 years ago
>German are conquest orientated

Germans are naturally subservient so it's easy for megalomaniacs to take over and lead them to war.

im gonna kys ur mummy nazi scum

We Germans just like colonizing

cuz u gays are a bunch of fagets bro

but these lands were slavic in the ancient times. Don't steal slavic tribes such as Varini, Rugini, Semnones, Veneti

I prefer Germans to poles to be honest. At least they aren't retards.

Thanks man

yes we have the best kill count razio in jiszory

U mad cuckboi?

Russian rape victim speaking up , kek
Dye RYSSSEN KOMMENNN SVEN, agajn...to rape you a third time...

God i love russiana... shoulve allied with them to anjhilate our enemies-anglokikes and cucklords like sweden

Problem is that other countries are vanishing the German identity in German regions within their borders.