I'm joining the Navy. What does Sup Forums think of the Navy in general (American Navy)?

I'm joining the Navy. What does Sup Forums think of the Navy in general (American Navy)?

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Im currently serving, almost 11 years now. Going to resign end of this year.
I had a blast, saw the world and made friends, And great memories. Just make sure you choose a nice technical job or anything that requires brains, so that in the future you know more than swabbin' the deck. I joined at 17 (Dutch navy) and its great when you're young

Wanted to join up but couldn't for health reasons. rip

Let me add to that that after I was redpilled, I started hating the military tool. Especially when I had to patrol the Mediterranean and help fucking migrants instead of sinking them

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gay

This. Sailors are faggots. Marines are redpilled.

Cool branch....but its a huge thing, easy to get lost...If u can go commission ....stick with technical MOS's (nukes, avionics, comms, computers) also combat arms....SEALS, air crew, Riverine Patrol, EOD

Marines are just grunts, the only ones with brains are officers. But they do all of the 'hoorah' stuff though, if that's your thing. Mostly they are just animals

heard they're fags
heard the best of the best become trannies, called navy seals 6 or something
well it's typical long voyage ship stuff

but then we're bad at shipping maybe that's the way it works best

Start putting things in your pooper now to get ready

anything is better than the airforce i guess.

Look into the advancement rates for different jobs in the Navy, because some of them are absolute shit.
I'm a Hospital Corpsman and took the second class (E5) exam last March, scoring in the 99th percentile, but still didn't make it because the way they select who gets promoted has a lot of factors going into it, and on top of that the advancement rate for E4 to E5 this cycle in my job was like 6% compared to other rates like a CS (cook) which is damn near 100%. I'm gonna make Septembers exam my bitch, though.
It's a good gig overall, but choose carefully. Don't go undesignated unless you want to be miserable.

I'm currently considering taking the HPSP to pay for medical school (basically the military pays for all your medical school costs and gives you a stipend and then you serve a few years). I'm thinking Air Force at the moment but Navy seems cool as well.

Don't listen to all the butthurt Army and Marine fags who thought they were signing up to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but were disappointed to find themselves assigned to latrine duty.

Navy is the GOAT armed force.
If WWIII breaks out, you will have the comfiest job ever sitting at a desk and pushing buttons to drone Koreans from 2000 miles away.
Also, going on shore leave and fucking horny yellow women. It's literally living the dream.
I would have signed up myself if I didn't have a medical problem that disqualified me.

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what medical school are you in

>Navy
>GOAT

Choose one.

Army is where it's at; for the real men that is.

German naval officer here. You'll see the world and learn things you wouldn't learn in the civilian world period. Do it and enjoy it man, it's an experience for life.

It's okay. If you go westpac you can fuck 14 yearold flips.

Army is for low IQ cannon fodder who are just smart enough to do basic tasks, but dumb enough to not question authority.

Enjoy dying on a battlefield north of the 38th parallel.

I wanna be a carrier deck crewmate, but I got a heart condition.

what is this, moto pictures for ants?

Join the Coast Guard instead. One CG rate is the equivalent of like 5 navy rates. You'll feel like you're actually doing something instead of just being stuck as whatever shit rate you get stuck with

underrated

iz good

typical navy roastie right here, boys. a bunch of 4's who get treated like 8's by virgins and senior enlisted. Very sad indeed

Do you like dicks in your face? You're going to love the navy!

cant nobody swim the way them dudes need you to swim. that jobs for people that grow up beach side

As gay as that crew chief's antics were, it was still pretty funny.

W A R N I N G !

DO NOT GO NUKE! IT'S NOT WORTH THE MONEY. YOU WILL WASTE 6 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE BEING A SLAVE WITH NO RESPECT.
I'm a nuke and if I had the ability to go back in time I would just chose a different rate if not a different branch. Also if any of you have ever said "I joined the Navy so I wouldn't get shot at", you deserve to fucking die.

Thicc
Also this Mermaid effect is real, join the military if you don't believe it

All branches, but especially the navy, are simultaneously the gayest and straightest things possible, just look at this tarmac fucker go full faggot that day for some laughs

You have no idea what you're fucking talking about, stop trying to fool innocent people, it's morally wrong.

saged. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH Sup Forums FUCK OFF

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Its a hard life. I got out after 5 years. Be prepared to live in a small room on a ship with about 50 other men in very small bunk beds that are stacked 3 high. You have to serve 5 years on a ship consecutively if you are new, before you can get shore duty.

When you are new you will be assigned to a ship, and you will live, eat, shit, sleep on the ship for the next 5 years. You will not get a barracks room. You will not be able to bring women onto the ship and fuck them. You will have a curfew for a little while until you get rank. Your life will suck. Have fun and make sure you pay into the GI bill.

Wow, I'm sure those iranians are really scared now

Its a good job but depends on what you want to do and where you want to go. Don't go undesignated, don't choose something retarded like Gunner's mate (because you will shoot maybe 3% of the time you are in the navy), or Boatswain's mate. Don't choose submarines because you will never see another country. Don't choose Aviation Ordinanceman. Choose something technical that can get you a job other than swabbing outside the navy. Become IT, CTM, AT, FC or something like that. Don't choose nuke unless you are in it for the money only because that's all you will get from being a nuke.

that cash in the civilian world tho

pussys

Again it's not worth six years of hell. Most of what you're told about post-navy opportunities are false anyways. Especially if you join out of high school because they don't understand any of the actual world. Use the GI bill for real school, put it on your resume, and hope for a few more points towards getting hired somewhere, that's all it'll do for you.

Only rescue swimmers do that shit you idiot

In the other branches we call them "desert queens".

Are you grumpy because you ate all your crayons? Or and that the army is smarter than you? All you gayrines are the same, you think your so special but in reality you operate the same as the regular army.

we call 'em sea-donks

Actual sailor here. Dont do it unless you have to pay for collage. In short the pay sucks, the work sucks, the command is shitty most of the time, and you hardly ever go to any cool ports.

T. GSM

>actual sailor

tyfys

My job is Aviation Maintenance Administrationman, so (hopefully) I can do aircraft/office job when I leave. Take note that I graduated with a Bacheler's degree in Econ before joining, but even now I dont think it will be useful in the Navy (except going to E-3).

Thanks man for giving me a good idea of what to expect. It's going to be harder for me because I'm in my mid 20s.

> so (hopefully) I can do aircraft/office job when I leave

LOL

I'm an ET and I just shitpost all day instead of actually working. On shore duty right now so I can afford to do jack shit. Getting out after my contract is up anyway.

You will love it.

Well I'm dreaming LOL

Hey Op,
please don't let Iran fuck your asshole...save your ass for your cabin mate

Be a Marine faggot.

ask me anything, ive been in for 6 years

lots of being on a boat with long hours and busywork in addition to your standard 8+ hour shift

Also lots of wasting money at the exact same port that other sailors were wasting money and fucking the same whores and prostitutes as the thousands of sailors before you.

in the Navy there is no wrong hole.

>no ramp

DDDDDROPPED

Join with an 18x contract
It's army special forces candidate
Even if you fail, you get an intense amount of training in a short time

you have no applicable skills to the private sector. Enjoy making minimum wage and living off of gi bill cuckbucks for the next 4 years

benefits are good, if your good with money and isnt an idiot, you can make e4 and leave the barracks.

also,

30 days paid leave minus federal holidays and normal holidays.

heck sometimes you get 4 days off during nigger day

wtf are you on about?

>using MP5s as parade weapons

kek im shakin in my boots

US Marines are US Navy, retard.

when i get home ill elaborate

:( This just makes me sad lol

AZ is that bad of a job huh?

>Never served in any branch.
>Is expert on life in the military.

unless you get a job as a contractor, yes

>t. maintenance qualified aircrewman

No American land is being threatened by another country, you cannot claim to want to join to protect the USA. You are a moron.

i advise everyone to get IS, at least you can qualify to get NEC to be a shitposter

>no one is invading therefore lets not have a military
>cuck libtard logic
just like, hey lets leave the borders open to everyone

how tf are those equivalent?

>thousands of nukes
>we are totally going to be threatened!
nah

Okay, so what is your job now?

I read somewhere that I could use my AZ experience to work for the military, unless thats unlikely also?

> (((United States))) (((Navy)))

that's what I meant by being a contractor. If you know the right people then it should be easy to do. Start networking now. I'm a general contractor now and collecting gi bill cuckbucks

Allright thanks man I'll take your advice. I'll start trying to make as much friends in my unit as possible and ask around if the military is having any jobs. So as in general contractor, you work for the military doing that?

If you can ignore the faggot bants, and don't suffer from seasickness. You'll have most likely have a blast. Only had very little to do with the US navy but they seemed much like ours (bigger ships, bigger guns, hey they are Burgers. But most other stuff was very similar)

no, I'm a general contractor as in construction and home improvement

A nice place to get a little gay with fellow "seamen".

Just think about that male to female ratio - rape would be an understatement, its American anal obliteration on an patriotic American scale, when enemies hear that boat, they don't hear wishing water, all they hear is gapin assholes.

But all in all, its good if you're looking for something completely different.

Oh allright, so then one more question. Is the pay even good? What is your income?

Absolutely haram

you have a brain of a pea, you cant yse nukes to snipe terrorists, you cant use nukes to do a blockade, you cant use nukes to monitor rusting gook subs, you cant use nukes to attack a bunch of sand niggers in yemen, you need a navy

50k

Thanks I have a clearer picture of what to expect in the future. I'll at least try to make the most out of my Navy experience.

Do yourself a favor and get a decent MOS that will help you transition with at least some skills when it gets time to ditch the ship.

I'm also considering the navy, could any od you suggest any jobs or careers?

tob sikret

Watch out for your greatest ally war planes

Sailing around the world fucking prostitutes and collecting memories is probably decent as long as there isn't a war. If there's a war, I wouldn't really want to be on a boat because you're pretty much going to sail right into the line of fire and just sit there. I'd prefer the chairforce or something like that, I think, in that case.

Remember pick-ups, "good time" girls, and prostitutes spread syphilis and gonorrhea. You can't beat the axis if you get VD.

I remember when my recruiter and instructors told me the same thing in power school!

That's right little timmy, you better be a good little nuke for 6 years you surely don't want to lose out on job opportunities afterwards lol.

Protip: Go to /k/ and read the military enlistment general thread and what they have to say about Nukes in the navy. There is a reason we get offered bonuses approaching $100,000 and enlistment bonuses. Your quality of life and time in the navy will be so shitty nothing will make up for it. Go do gay porn if you are desperate for money. You will have more dignity and self respect than I currently do.

>the GayVy?
"a loving mouth has no gender"
"its not gay if its under way"

you get to do endless maintenance, port call tourist shit. and might see "action" by launching rockets at a target you'll never see.

army & marines respectable, chairforce more interesting.

I'm going nuke right now. What's wrong with it? I'm hoping to become officer and in 6 years going private sector with the skills I learn

>You have to serve 5 years on a ship consecutively if you are new, before you can get shore duty.
Wrong, I was new and only did shore duty for 3 years before I got out (training + bootcamp was year long). All depends on rate and needs of the Navy.

FTSl Master Race FTW

shitty bait

Im reporting you to your superiors you fucking filthy degenerate migrant killing scum

> Basing opinion of the US Navy on a Village People video

> BRILLIANT

I ended up going Army because I had a juvenile record the Navy wasn't willing to overlook (I was trying to go to nuke school.) Army took me and did alright, but still have regrets for not going into subs. It's a different world.

Coast Guard is better.