/ptg/ President Trump General - JOBS JOBS JOBS! - Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #28 8/4/17
youtu.be/5ju-Qxg7dMY
>Pres Trump receives FEMA briefing 8/4/17
youtu.be/POrCF1eT-hs
>VP @Young America's Foundation 8/4/17
youtu.be/XY_FSC5RJRI
>AG Sessions/DNI Coates briefing on leaks 8/4/17
youtu.be/jMsjrtDaqEE
>WV Gov Justice presser on why he switched to GOP 8/4/17
youtu.be/fp12LeH1kio
>State Dept - This Week @State 8/4/17
youtu.be/B32pBNSTl4Q
>State Dept Brief (Heather, Spc Envoy McGurk) 8/4/17
youtu.be/EsA-j9HTbrg
>Pres Trump rally in Huntington WV (POTUS only portion) 8/3/17
youtu.be/zCVPxQ31rgs
>VP Pence speech @Nashville TN GOP fundraiser 8/3/17
youtu.be/v_UVxVjSiEw
>WH Vid - VP Pence in Europe 8/3/17
youtu.be/m30-tarUeBg
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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God bless America

I'll get the next, thanks for baking.

inb4 awoo

I dread the day some Sup Forumsedditor sloppily engraves "git gud u fucken" on a .454 Casull.

Daily Dose:
youtu.be/aG1Jd3PF-JU

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THIS IS MY LAST BOAT, THE PORT IS EMPTY. SOME ELSE BAKE

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*sips tea*

>natives

>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets fat
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest cultural appropriation
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks toothless gums then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies running bear and jimmy
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
>sucks air through gums
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
>scopes dem bootys
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at lamp post
SOM FINNA
>sells bow for crack, chucks arrows
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
>sets down railroad ties
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
>throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
>gets fat
WE WUZ
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
>participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>converts to protestantism
U SAYIN WE WUZ
>repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
>smokes crack
MAAAAAGICK N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>evolves into an Asian

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

Comfy as fuck

lots of jobs being added but I still need one.

>DAAAAAADDY ASSAD IS GASSING BABIES
>MAKE HIM STOP
>DDDAAAAADDDDDYYY NOOOOOOOW

I've got the next, thanks for baking m8.

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THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

ive got you. thanks for baking

Fake news

Go join the military then.

why havnt you named your son Newport yet?

That looks like the giant live oak in texas.

What does /ptg/ think of Blame!?

Is that Jim Cornette?

Will Hillary Self-INCRIMINATE in New Book "WHAT HAPPENED?" youtu.be/CHjpmxxyow4

Will Hillary Self-INCRIMINATE in New Book "WHAT HAPPENED?" youtu.be/CHjpmxxyow4

too old, too crazy, too defiant.

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She looks like a trap.

pmurt btfo by the based senate

Reminder

I HAVENT GOT AN (you)S IN THREE THREADS PLS LOVE ME

Careful anons

I would jizz a gallon if Ivanka was calling me daddy

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Nope, I already got it. Thanks for volunteering.

I will make the next thread.
Don't bake.

Remember goyim the list of birth rates by race as of fiscal 2017 are as follows
>Hispanic 2.1
>white 1.9
>black 1.9
>Asian/injun/Pacific Islanders 1.5
The majority of multiracial children are born to a white father and birth rate differences between white conservatives and white liberals are huge. Also the generation gap is as follows
>pre 1940 is 75% white
>boomers are 2/3rds white
>gen X is 62.5% white
>millennials are 56.5%
>gen Z (1995 - 2010) is 55% white

classy lewd!

Cibo is a woman, don't worry

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No

I already volunteered last thread so I will make the next, no worries.

Just start arguments about beer.

>Trump given good news as economy adds 209,000 jobs in July

Trump waving his magic wand.

No.

I love you user. I love all the anons here.

make oc then noob

Did you go to church today lads?

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Fuck those scumbags. They can't keep blocking him forever.

What game/show?

Being from the South, comfort is all I know.
Angel oak

You guys are the only people I talk to now that all my friends moved away

get a trip and you will get plenty of (you)s from a certain someone, don't worry

Cibo a cute. I was upset when she got fucked over by Sanakan and then kill

Worrying haram in /ptg/.

you're getting my sides with these chad christian postings. are these oc?

Trust me, user. Cibo is a cute girl

We love you user, just try to stay political and on topic so no ban worries and such.

Press F to pay respects to Chris Harris who died last week from a suicide bomber in south afghanistan. Only a specialist, had his whole life ahead of him then it all blew apart. F.

youtube.com/watch?v=s3F8FLEubvo

Alex NO! You know what happens when you eat chili!

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Blame!
Girl's name is Cibo.

I got one more m8, but it's not christian

>Every time a Mike Cernovich tweet is posted here.

>Not recommending a M29 in .41 magnum
Plebian desu

What's /ptg/'s poison of choice? Always in moderation and responsibly of course

Pic related

That made me kek hard.

Black Fog at 9 Irish

Stop starting drama fag. People actually like him unlike you.

Get a tripcode so everyone knows for sure how cancer you are.

>drinking Inbev corporation poison
just cut your balls off, you'll get the same effects just faster

Don't you mean a Mith Cethnovich tweet?

Chadposting is the meme of the year.
I am dissapointed however that many of these dont have a "has never ... in his life"

you should have protected your howl with lethal force. you lost the right to your howl when you didn't defend it.
*strafes with a10 warthog for good measure*

Yuengling is bare minimum. I prefer local craft beer, usually porters and lagers. Always moderation

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Snake wine.

If you want .41mag, just get a 10mm. Damn near identical performance, ballistics, etc., but you get a lot more capacity and of course semi auto.

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F

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Rye

P-51 Coconut Porter beer, or Kraken rum.

What are you?

>drinking the alcoholic Jew

I-is the snake okay?

No, snek is dead and providing flavor to booze. It's like the worm in an absinthe bottle.

It's fine, just don't ask it to drive you any place.

It's cheap, relatively inoffensive and I only drink on the weekends most of the time. Don't be a snob user, nobody likes a snob.

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

Thanks, user. I can't find much Blame! art that I like.

>Adhering to the abstinence Jew

F

Had some in Vietnam.

>trump is a kelly puppet!

A STAR IS BORN NOW HEED MY TRIP CODE FAGS

F

>proper high-budget hentai musume OVAs never ever
JUST end my fucking life right now familia

I didn't know that Listerine came packaged in 40 oz bottles

>worm in an absinthe bottle.

Mezcal, you mean

isnt the worm in tequila?

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