Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Thread video
youtube.com/watch?v=nse0Ch5_cKs

>Gove confirms foreign access to UK fishing grounds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40814377

>UK diplomats' families withdrawn from Venezuela
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/16/uk-reaching-tipping-point-on-abuse-of-politicians-paul-bew

>Home Office’s lack of action on post-Brexit Border ‘is shocking’
irishtimes.com/news/politics/home-office-s-lack-of-action-on-post-brexit-border-is-shocking-1.3169069

>Anti-Islam UKIP leadership hopeful 'too extreme', says AM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40802240

>Bring in British only passport lanes, minister says
inews.co.uk/essentials/news/politics/bring-british-passport-lanes-minister-says/

>Last day of Royal duties for Prince Phillip
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-philip-final-royal-engagement-gaffes-96-years-duke-edinburgh-queen-elizabeth-ii-a7872561.html

>British email prankster fools White House officials into replying
theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/01/british-email-prankster-fools-white-house-officials-into-replying

>No 10 says free movement ends when UK leaves EU
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40774251

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What the flying fuck?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4765134/Chilling-Black-Death-advert-kidnapped-British-model.html

Wow. She would have ended up in an Arabs torture/sex dungeon like Maddie mcCann

what's the deal with this RightlySo fella?

does he just sit on Brit/pol/ all day?

I wish I was rich. Just for one fucking week.
>yfw billionaires are having models kidnapped so they can murder them for fun

Why even live?

He sits on cock all day

What did you have for dinner Rightly?

yes. that, and call lbc.

Fellow Brit/pol/s what do you think about our army? Is it cucked or the last bastion of hope?

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What happened to the bill of one hundred gorillion?
I mean, anything is too much really, but I'd settle for 36 tbqh

What did you have for dinner Steerpike?

it gotta better since eddie ran away

Chookie breest

>"Revolt over £36bn EU Divorce"

>"It's not enough!" -says leading Labour frontbencher

Still about 514 quid for every man woman and child in the country.

i dont have a good concept if money is 36 billion gonna be a damage to our country or will its be fairly easy to pay off

YOU ARE FEEDING HIS AUTISM by acknowledging his cringey tripcode larping existence
just don't reply

>Sex pest
I love this phrase.

Anyone know whatever happened to Ladam Wallace?

Kek
Does that include the illegals?

I'd accept "Bukkake addict" but both roll off the tongue

How was she the victim, when the victim supposedly had a two year old kid? She doesn't have any kids.

With banes?

I'm not totally sure what the non-illegal population is.

What did you have for dinner?

SAS best sf desu

Green banes

Only 56% of UK adults paid any tax in 2016

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When did the British political class completely lose it's fucking mind and all it'd nerve?

Did WW2 really have that big an effect on our political atmosphere, or was it earlier than that?

>'menfowk's lavatries'
>'womenfowk's lavatries'

Why do you absolutely refuse to speak about what you had for dinner?

Lost its nerve after Suez (possible exception of Thatcher)
Lost its mind in the 90's

Grammar schools etc

>Exception of Thatcher

Are you kidding me? Thatcher was a huge part of the 100 years or so of terrible governance that destroyed this country. Her handling of the labour unions castrated UK manufacturing, and her submission to the EU subjugated us to the krauts.

Eddie got bullied today, it was a pathetic sight.

I'm not saying she was based or anything. Just that she had more nerve than most other post-war politicians.

Yeah, sure lot of nerve to kiss EU boot, and to kill our manufacturing.

Under my balls smells like cheese

Why????????

Reminder that you're not British if you haven't changed your browser spell-checker settings to British (Real) English

Mine are more akin to ham. If we rub them together we can pretend it's a sandwich.

Eddie sent DanTheMan to the trip graveyard by BTFOing him so hard, he won't show his face here again

Some cracking Ids tonight lads.

>IRL the pain and torment of his family

youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

youtube.com/watch?v=wy4Zqt5Mi-c
eternally relevant

Ali from england. Takbir.

Accidentally just named some cunts cat Hitler.

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>GET FUCKED DAD, GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

You're him

Kill yourself you fucking faggot

Class that.
As a suggestion in the comments, on radio 4 as some one off play or series, this would be jokes.
Why did he record it
>Plusnet!

>tfw NEET life would be a sitcom shown on the BASED days of old BBC3

Incidentally, can we discuss what to do in the Louie situation? Is anyone to blame?

Don't talk shit about my ID Engbe

Also

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4765242/Diane-Abbott-claims-Venezuelan-elections-better-UK-s.html#comments

>In this edition of "Diane says the Darndest things"

>I never done it I only said I done it
BBC3: Ruined forever.

Is Morning Star the only newspaper worth a shit in UK?

>Stay yoke nigga.

POST JEWTUBE CHANNEL DEMOGRAPHICS
>pic related

Fuck off Jeremy

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He's the trip we don't deserve.

youtu.be/nJypWGJ654U

What is this?

Did he mention our little meet up?

I'm getting the feeling that he changed his mind.

I didn't know Louis Theroux was a NEET before he became a successful documentary presenter. Is this why he was so awkward with that girl at the whorehouse?

I guess Financial Times is talking about important matters too?

Meetup? Did you guys actually plan one?

Are you two going dogging again?

youtu.be/mK00jJQaZUw

Oh. I remember. No it's pic related.

You two agreed to meet up and have a fight. You're a girl though.

See pic

Yes.

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>The cunt and the fat.

lmao calling 999 is only going to get you a response from the telecom company saying the number has been disconnected or no longer in service,

this is so fucking disturbing. christ.

wait wtf there's an animal board?

is this shit new?

Come on Rightly, don't let Preusse win without a fight.

moar of Rightly

youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

Well at first he pretended to agree to come (lots of memes, didn't sound very serious about it) then he agreed which appeared to be more sincere and we discussed the date and transport and all was well until I memed him a little bit a few hours later and he pretty much stopped talking to me, he's pretty much avoiding me now.

I only found it a few months back when I figured there must be a good place to ask a question about my pet fish. Lo and behold...

They're reasonably close friends with /k/ which in theory is my home board.

What did you have for dinner today?

I thought joot talked about this when he left and how he was nervous about making it because of the animalfucking

Milk Cat 1

Chicken, rice, sauce, veggies.

Don't usually follow standard recipes, or go for the more known dishes, I just make what I like and what fits my macros for lack of a shorter explanation, not that I count macros.

They should show these to kids in high school at the same time they do the 'drug horror story' videos. So disturbing that it might scare a few straight.

It's not exactly a fast board but I've never seen anything even close to that on there. They seem like pretty nice folks. The horse and fish threads are decent.

I also rather like the speculative evolution and other weirdness that goes on. Usually check on them about once a week, especially since /tg/ crashed.

youtube.com/watch?v=_M9CMjDRUpM

That sounds great. Rightly So would not answer when I asked him what he had for dinner, so I want you to win the fight now.