>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT?? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city. >the march toward the inevitable backlog
>intoxicated male hit the complainant in the alley
holy shit this dispatcher sounds like she (he?) has been eating cigarettes since the Bush era
Lucas Nguyen
>something smoking from the manhole
Anthony Green
most likely a pack a day since bush 1
Jonathan Morgan
>8 shots fired
Andrew Richardson
>EIGHT >EIGHT SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Zachary Martinez
>he's not even going to fit in the tahoe >we need the wagon
Sounds like we've got a fat one.
Daniel Powell
>...we need a wagon for that >they want you to shut down a block party with several hundred people [laughing]
Anthony Bell
>"he's throwing bricks and bottles at her, he's on a bike"
Zachary Johnson
>gunpoint robbery >$800 in cash stolen
Not a drug dealer. No sir.
Leo Moore
>20 people are fighting out front, mace is involved >caller is concerned about the grandkids >the midnight wagon is away >10 people are drinking, selling drugs, partying
Sunday night CPD is delivering
Samuel Morgan
>DOA
Lincoln Cox
God bless ya for keeping these threads alive OP. Anyone hear anything interesting tonight?
Thomas Barnes
>robert singing with an open key >biohazard bag full of liquid under a car >the usual coonery
Connor Gomez
>don't know if it's a memorial or people assembling for retaliation
Blake Powell
>found the victim in the apartment with a blood trail >refused EMS
Ryan Lee
this freakin unchecked key
Alexander Smith
What are the odds I wear this shirt at University of Illinois at Chicago?
Josiah Barnes
>tfw I live in Chicago
ama
Oliver Roberts
Last night was kinda crazy. Evening Roberts
Kevin Clark
Do you think is there's any hope of redemption for Male Black?
Daniel Fisher
Bump for max comfy.
Joseph Wood
Number one make is a fucking mess and does everything in his power to fuck everything, including himself, up.
Noah Powell
*number one male
Jackson Anderson
>someone put something smoking in the laundry trash
Tyler Sanders
>girl passed out in urinal 159
Parker Rogers
Do you think Male Black would survive without Robert? I've heard BLM people calling for black neighborhoods to police themselves. Do you think that's a good idea?
Lucas Reyes
>we got a guy with a butcher knife
Oliver Gray
Male Black would be utterly destroyed without the guiding presence of Robert, with crime and death at a near impossible rate. I too have heard that rhetoric from BLM; it is the only good idea they've ever had.
Wyatt Phillips
>male black >16 years old >stabbed in the abdomen
Luis Cooper
>beaner beating his kids
Jordan Torres
Welcome to the club, I'm in Mt. Greenwood, Robert's ancestral home and sacred grounds
Joseph Parker
>drag racing in the alley with people on the hoods of the cars
Justin Wood
>shot in the left foot >possibly shattered >possibly needing amputation
Jeremiah Ross
>gunshot wound to what part of the body? >the right butt
Thomas Martinez
>car chase >need somebody to block the kennedy
Grayson White
Co mo ess tass, Robertos?
Just heard a spic complaining about Chicago's new soda tax in broken Spanish to the beaner behind the counter at the corner store. I know this ain't the place for this, but do the taco munchers really not realize that it's the liberals in charge that are after their tax dollars and it's a local tax? Trump has nothing to do with the plastic bag or sugar tax... fucking minorities. This is what I deal with living here.
Daniel James
>tfw this is studying to figure out which neighborhood to live in
Luis Brooks
River north, Lincoln park, bucktown/wicker. Make sure you've got the caps, smooth skin.
Samuel Butler
>Lincoln park
I'm in the trades, you think I can afford that shit?
Jaxson Evans
Same as river north. Look at craigslist, you'll find something, or you'll just end up in Logan square, surrounded by grumpy beaners.
Liam Thompson
Eh, beaners don't bother me, and they have good food
Asher Flores
>gunshot wound to the right calf >stable is not a condition REEEEE
William Bennett
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Angel Rivera
...
Lucas Hernandez
how can u live with such shitty taxes
Benjamin Martinez
>group of people attacking one girl in the street
Connor Diaz
Anyone else wish the music defaulted to a real time option so we hear the same songs? It would add to cozy anonbro feels. Listening to urban warfare in the bunker before The Happening (soon approaching, autumn).
Isaiah Smith
Califag here, going to be moving to Chicago in a month or so Parents are looking for places in Skokie, pls tell me the nog situation and just general dos and donts
Kevin Nelson
You're fine, that's hardly even Chicago.
Robert James
what are the winters like? I start shaking below 60°
