Donald Trump here, AMA
Donald Trump here, AMA
lol
tits or gtfo
FAKE!!!
His hands are smaller than that!!!
kys fag
What does your daughters vagina smell like?
They're bigger than yours nigger
That is a SICK rumor started by Obama
Are you having fun, Donald? I hope you're having fun being President.
Oh its the best. Working very hard. Very hard.
Shittiest shoop ive ever seen.
You can literally see the pixels near his hands being of a different size
Rude
is this real??
If only you did two shoops.
OH FUCK Jeff is coming! I've gotta switch to me phone one sec
Okay I'm hiding under the table in the Oval office I dont think he knows covfefe
heheeheeh he walked out didnt see me at all
how do you plan to keep money out of politics and when is bernie going to be crucified
KEK
What? I don't really understand economics I just let everyone else do that. I'm working on getting Bernie, Hillary and Obongo arrested but it's hard :(
The oh so hot Marla Maples said you were the best sex she'd ever had and one of your other ex-wives said The First Schlong is 9 inches. Is it true about the huge hog, Mr. God Emperor President? MAGA!!!
Is it true you're actually a Nordic extra-terrestrial thousand-year-old time traveller?
My dick is massive lol
Laugh now but it might come true.
CAN I GET SOME DRUGS??
No. Druggies are fucking losers. I'm gonna give people death sentence for weed
Hey Don it's me, the resurrection of Christ. Hit me back so we can talk strategy and political theory.
lol could be idk.
Fuck off LARPing fag
In all seriousness guys we can't let me get my hands on the nuclear codes
Where is your favorite place to masterbate in the White House?
Very well, a collusion between us would only make this whole ordeal easier. Enjoy the challenge! You're going to be handsomely adored on the day of judgement. The reckoning has passed already.
You aren't me. This isn't even a good impression of me. You're putting zero effort into this. You know, I should get your identity and make an example out of you. I have better things to do. I'm going to Make America Great Again while you do nothing. Bad person you are. Very bad person.
When do we get our freedom back?
Michelle left a pair of panties behind the bedroom drawers lol it must of fell. I get melania to wear it and make monkey noises while I jerk off hahaha
>Bad person you are.
Yoda?
Well you're german so never. America FIRST
We all knew that nigger was a traitor and a fuckin faggot since this day
Check next tweet for proof. You're toast bub.
LARPer faggot. I already posted proof.
For the people who so badly want to see me acknowledge this website. Why not just ask?
Haha u guys are so gay lol poopy head losers u suck
MAKE
FEMA
CAMPS
GREAT
AGAIN
Would it not be better if you support us in the right wing policy in Germany?
Instead letting Obumo and soros live her socialist dream?
btw: i like you
> but i hate beeing a slave to usa
Fuck sorry Barron stole my phone while I wasnt looking and did that. Sorry guys. How do I delete comments on here?
These comments are too coherent for Trump.
Fake news
Jeez
See? I can believe this. Very easy to see Trump laughing over not bring spotted by the fun-ruiners. It's why I love the man.
I don't know I'm not that interested in politics to be honest
Do you want to earn a lot of money?
Then let us from the chain so we can govern Europe.
We buy then energy exclusively just from you
Deal?
>btw Hitler was right you know that
Sorry Germany but I've got an America to make great. Maybe when you start paying us what you owe
Fire Robert Mueller!
I know Frank, he's a piece of shit. You should hire me to mow your lawn.
You people ask terrible questions
Photoshop. You're both going to get warrants for your arrest within the next hour for impersonating the president of the USA.
Nice try Bernie
>Maybe when you start paying us what you owe
This is a joke right?
It was your idea that we have no more military power.
It was still your idea that we pay each year for your military bases in Germany.
You've been getting our inovations for free (NSA)
> You are really greedy
> You are really greedy
Do you want to make America great again? Then you should make Germany great again so we can compete together against China Iran and Russia.
Donald, does the white house smell like Newports and cocoa butter?
Why isn't Alec Baldwin already in jail if that's true?
...
Soon ;)
No it smells like bananas, watermelon and feces. We are fixing it up though
You wouldn't believe the amount of needles and foil crack pipes I found just laying around
Is it true Trump's read Mein Kampf?
kek i needed that laugh
thanks OP
What is that? Is it Swedish ? I only read American
No, he wrote it retard
Fuck I knew it, thanks faggot.
I do not hate gays, but I think this fag kinda deserved it
Dahnald! Why the neocons, Dahnald!@?
Every fag deserves to be punched
no problem dickhead
source?
Is it okay if I rape Ivanka?
What has enchanted you the most about being the President?
OP has superior shoop skills. Definitely one of the greatest artists of our time!
Oh trust me, it's happening. And it's happening soon. Everyone is caught in the dems games now, but their time is coming. Baldwin and the rest of the sad snl cast will be blacklisted.
Whats the story here?
story
little faggot makes fun of russia
Fucking Kraut. Die in a fire.
Are you going to make anime real?
Yeah cos shitposters on Sup Forums are really something to be worried about.
Btw I actually support Trump MAGA
Tired of this LARP. Can't believe you faggot actually fell for it
How much do you charge for sex sessions with one of you daughters? I would be willing to make do with Tiffany, if that's all that's available.
>What does your daughters vagina smell like?
Please answer this too.
What did Russia do for us?
fuck off Ivan
Why were you and all staff evacuated from the White house. Is the eclipse going to cause the end of the world?
You guys are so fucking gullible I can't beleive you thought I was actuallly the real Trump ahahahaha HAHHAAH losers
I want the video. With sound.
kek!
But seriously, those hands are too big to be his.
You are mentally disturbed and should be shot
Nice way to cover your tracks, Mr. President! ;) Enjoy the rest of your vacation!
I am so proud that someone was willing to stand up to the establishment. You are a hero.
Can you please get make a REAL "US dollar", and get us off of the federal reserve treasury note?
Such a transition scares me tho
Are you a perverted advocate of incest or something? Do you actually ride the loliexpress?
Oh no a loving and close father daughter relationship! Must be pedofilia!!! I mean it must! I was raised by my single mom and her many boyfriends so I had like 9 dad's so I know what I'm talking about.
disagree; ie Alan Turring
see inb4 "old Sup Forums would have..."
Nigga get at me, I be her 07
You are not fooling anyone Mr. President. We know it's you.
>This is Sup Forums and not youtube
I'm too lazy to upload it
Srry m8
Push The button
>a loving and close father daughter relationship!
user, this is not normal and you know it. There's something very bad and disturbing going on here. Don't be an advocate for child abuse.
I want to get with a girl who has a hot mom and sisters.
They're bigger than yours nigger