Hello Sup Forums, it's me

Does the face in the picture look familiar to you? Do you know how much this fucking picture has ruined my life? You can't even peacefully demonstrate in this country anymore without a bunch of Nazis turning it into a fucking witch hunt. I've been bullied by your racist army of virgins for over a year and I've had it up to here. You like to ruin good, law abiding citizens because you want to feel better about yourselves? Just you wait. Myself and a few other important people who have been the butt of your jokes are going to make sure the Internet is wiped clean of you.

You hear me? Your time is running out.
- "Carl the Cuck"

P.S. Jokes on you, I'm unashamed of my cuckold fetish and find it sickening that you somehow found this out about me.

This copy pasta has aged decently.

But not decently enough to keep me from saging.

Carl pls go

My name isn't even Carl, you idiot. You can find what kind of porn I watch, but you can't even find my real name.

4/10 LARP

Sage

carl was when i became an official memelord

ITT post your favorite carl the cuck

>You're a fukken jew male
>you're a kike man

Wrong, Tomas Daniel Contreras.

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Say hi to Aids Skrillex for us

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I hope it ruined him desu

Ok. You know what? That's it. I hope you all enjoy your last days posting here, because we're taking this site down by the end of the week. I'm in contact with a very famous author, and I'm joining in on the lawsuit they're bringing to you your pathetic little racist website. You just don't even know.

Thanks for the evidence of your slander and cyberbullying too! This is going to be cake.

>136424857
>larp
0/10

I'd love to give your opinion a listen, but you're a fucking white male.

Dial the LARP back just a bit OP. You are coming on too stronk.

It actually doesn't ruin me, sorry to burst your bubble, queen. It only makes my case to bring you all to court and give you the justice you deserve. You only have yourselves to thank for this.

OP is a FAGGOT

Queen? Nice homophobia, bigot. Wow. Fucking liberals can't even keep their ideology straight.

Guys plz don't joke it's been a really hard year for liberals, please press F

> it's me
tits or gtfo

>I'm in contact with a very famous author
kek way to add to the LARP

Gonna be an even harder seven years lad

why don't you just stop then?

The whole idea has me JK Lawling

>all the anons replying to this extremely obvious shill

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm homophobic? I'm homophobic for posting the word "queen"??? Yet the bigot posting the word "f****t" above you is totally cool? Obviously you idiots don't get our of your houses much or have any human contact if you don't know the ironic use of queen in the progressive community now. You people want to kill gays and trans people anyway, you're the bigots.

Poor bait attempts seem to be rampant tonight. Sage this shit

2/10

Seven? Don't you mean one thousand?

So homophobia is acceptable if it's "ironic" now? I can't believe what I'm hearing. Unreal the sass you get from cisgendered whites like yourself.

Yeah, it's been a hard year for us. But just you wait until 2018 my friend, we will take back the Senate and House, impeach Trump, and remove him, Pence, Ryan, and all the Republicans from office. Sup Forums and all of their hate will be gone, and we will finally be able to continue the progress laid down by the Obama Administration.

The present is bleak, but the future is bright for us.

Best HipLARPpopotamus I have witnessed tonight

You ever hear of YAAASSSSS QUEEN? It's the new thing. You wouldn't know about it. I may have to live my life as a cisgender white male, but at least I'm making the best of it by giving back to my underprivileged minority friends.

Did you get the AIDS from your buddy?

you have no case you fucking retard. Freedom of expression.
Anyway, why do you call yourself carl the cuck? I mean i get that you're a cuck, but if your name isn't carl then why call yourself carl to ty and get famous for being a cuck? And then come on here and pretend to be annoyed that people know your name?
Also, if all people are equal, then how come everyone except you thinks you're a cunt?

carl the cuck and aids skrillex are further part of the proof that the whole trump campaign was divinely inspired. i don't believe such timeless memes could just happen. it was meant 2 b.

god dreamt up those nicknames before even creating the universe. it was all for the lulz. god feeds on carl's loosh.

Lookee what I found

www.
facebook.
com
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tomas.contreras.754

I can't believe you would make a mockery of such a sensitive topic with such flagrant vulgarities like "yaaaasss". It's okay. I'm gonna grab some watermelon and dance around it with my hands over my head yelling "YAAASSSSS NOGS" because it's pretty much fine as long as it's ironic right

Fucking bigot

are you thucking kidding me?

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I wonder how he and AIDS Skrillex are doing these days.

my favorite

Ok, first of all, that's why there are quotes around it. I didn't think you had hold of my real name, which is a crime. Public harassment is a crime, and you will be held in court over it. Maybe not you personally, but this website is gone. You and your little racist friends will have to find somewhere else to be miserable.

Also, that is a disgusting misogynistic word, quit using it. No one I know thinks I'm like that. Only you losers do. I have a very diverse group of friends from different backgrounds, and they all think y ideas are intelligent and insightful. I didn't come here to debate this, I came here to gloat at your eventual demise.

Why is this arousing?

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Post proof it's actually you or fuck off.

There are no roads in jail buddy, maybe you'll fit in.

>I live in an echo chamber and I didn't come here to step out of it!

Cuck

worst horse too of course

We're not doing well thanks to the constant abuse at your hands, but we will be well soon. Better than ever, because bigotry and hatred will be defeated when the justice of the law has you all taken your Sup Forums and internet privileges away for good.

Holy shit Carl the cuck is back and he claims to be a cis-white male . Thanks faggot we almost forgot about you , anyway we have more memes for you . Kill yourself faggot SJW cuck !!

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You think I'd post another picture of me, just for you to harass me more?

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I'm sorry to bump such a shitty thread, but I love this meme.

Oh look at that, someone saying for me to kill myself. That's a crime. This is too easy.

You people are literally the most disgusting group of humans on this planet.

Carl The Cuck is Latino BTW. I think he was from like Costa Rica or like Colombia or some shit.

1st amendment nigger, 0/10 LARP desu

Faggot I want to rape your female friend and make you watch !!

are you gonna post a timestamp then?

Would you say deplorable even?

>we're not doing well

>it doesn't ruin me

Pick one. Sjws always lie

You're a pop culture icon, my man.

Anti-hate and bullying laws, trumpkin.

holy fuck, you cucked me by less than a minute

Yes, Hillary was 100% right when she said you all are a basket of deplorables. It's a shame our country has been reduced to this.

I heard AIDS refused to have any part of him.

I go to your university.

Tell me what lecture course you had scheduled from 2:30 to 4:00pm on Monday this last semester. I was in it as well, so I'll know if you're full of shit or not.

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It doesn't ruin me because I've already been ruined. I've seen these all before. Emails, text messages, snapchats, my mail, my fucking windshield. I've finally had enough of you, and my allies and myself are going to put it into the hands of the law once and for all!

Obviously a LARPer, prove it if I'm wrong.

Sage, faggot.

Without a condom, right?

Fucking idiot, I went to the St. Louis campus, not Danforth. You're not getting any info from me. You'll get proof when you come here one day and get a nice big "404 not found" on the screen!

checked
this is a good thread so far, dont let these other faggots give you a hard time by rating your LARP so low, id give it about a 7/10 for commitment

Alright, everyone. This person is completely full of shit.

There is no St. Louis Campus at my university (Washington University in St. Louis). Danforth Campus is the only undergraduate campus that exists.

Ignore the LARPer.

post a pic of your face you nigger faggot

This guy isn't legit.

I kind of like this one

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Hey Carl, why did that chick keep screaming "The wall! The wall!" when talking about the similarities between Hitler and Trump? Does she think Hitler had anything to do with the Berlin Wall?

That dude got more balls than Sup Forums because he is showing his face.

>I have a very diverse group of friends from different backgrounds, and they all think y ideas are intelligent and insightful.
>I came here to gloat
>I literally suck dick for pleasure
Oh carl...

It was a figure of speech, you uneducated fool. Hitler built a wall between his so-called "superior" race and the rest of the world just like your racist in chief.

Eyy, I drew that one

I don't suck dick, but what would be the problem if I did, huh? Homophobic much, huh?

You're fucking a white male, dude.

Carl the Cuck... still delivers the lulz in current year.

Nice work, sir

Mmmmm... no, no, I don't think she did mean it as a figure of speech. Nice try, though.

NO PLEASE DONT CALL JK ROWLING
PLEASE NO THIS SITE IS ALL I HAVE

Post proof you are who you say you are.

Otherwise stop role playing, faggot.

You don't think she did because you're obviously not educated enough in the field of communications to understand. Go back to fucking masturbating to pictures of Ayn Rand. kthanks

It's amazing, even in one of the most feared uniforms of all time... he still looks like a cuck.

dont you have anything better to do than larp?