Why did Hitler build this?

Why did Hitler build this?

Was he retarded?

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This is the same man who invaded Russia in winter

do you even need to ask?

Clearly it was for killing Weapon.

Someone had to try it out first to see if it worked or not

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BIG BLACK CANNON

Hitler was creative.

If he didn't lose we would have Gundams by now.

>So Adolf, where are the shells at?
>ACH MEIN GOTT.....

>This is the same man who invaded Russia in winter
>Invading litteraly on first day of summer,
>"winter"

He actually wanted to invade right before summer but worst ally (Italy) needed help so he had to do it in mid-summer.

>allies have complete air supremacy
>build a giant rail gun that is extremely vulnerable from the air

WEW LADS

Except he did that in summer.

>expecting anything from italy thats not prepared for war

Did the invasion stop when winter came?

fucking mongoloids

Hitler watched too much anime

Someone put the blacked logo in the corner

Therefore he was an idiot for thinking he would defeat the Soviets in 4 months.

autism

Imagine being this retarded. Is it something in your water?

>1940s
>Precision bombing

KEK

>accidentally invent a good tank
>accidentally have early success in war
>think hes some military genius who don't need no advice
>lose the war

lmao everyone who sucks his ballless dick is a fucking retard

what's wrong with it?

He, like Napoleon, failed because of this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputitsa

Germans are DownSyndome Autist.

He was like 200km from Moscow during the height of the invasion.

yes this, most germans are autist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_bombing_during_World_War_II

moron

Metal Gear?

u r fucking stupid. it took years to figure out the location of these because they wheeled back into hiding after firing them. ignorant fucktard

Hitler only terrorized europe with his rocket and artillery attacks from the comfort of his country while no one could do shit.

this thread is full of underage b& faggots that dont know basic history

>moscow is russia. thats like sticking only the tip of the dick in the pussy.

From an engineering standpoint, its incredibly cool.
From a logistical and tactical standpoint, terribly inefficient.

didn't they also build a giant canon that could have fired from germany into england, but was destroyed via bombers the day it was set to be first used?

>too slow
>too big of target
>literally can't move it outside of roads
>wastes too much resources and men

and it didn't even work kek

Were you born this retarded, or did you have to work on it? You are obviously very young to not have done any military service whatsoever.

It wasn't like Hitler said
>Guys, build me a fucking huuuge tank!
More like they just did it and showed Hitler
>Mein Fuhrer, look what we made for you!
And Hitler was probably thinking
>Oh god just give me a cyanide pill already!

Because it's fucking bad ass.

What kind of commie are you?

t:1/16th german

>he invaded in winter
>"actually he invaded in summer"
>"uhh, I-I meant he didn't stop his invasion in W-winter, f-fucking idoits"

Are you actually unaware of the fact that the allies were bombing railway tracks?

Also that thing was useless because it couldn't reach England, and France had capitulated.

Fucking Americans.

Not sure if bait or just anglo retarded

Go home British man. You're drunk.

Would it work better if he ordered a lot of smaller cannons instead of a big one?

thanks for (You)

have some back

Is that a rare picture of Thomas the Tank Engine's German cousin Gustav the Rail Gun?

thank you! have another one friend

Thats not what he said you retarded nigger.

and you're fat

You can't really dig your way out of your retarded post by claiming it was all in jest. You fucked up. Own up to it.

Not at all it was designed for the purpose of destroying the Maginot line.

As a contingency as the leadership thought surely the French were going to expand it before war broke out between the two nations, as it was it was not needed.

I may be confused as to specifically which of the giant fuck you guns the Germans made, but wasn't this thing made for WW1?

Get fucked with your nazi homies. Don't make us go atom on you again.

Said the smug brit pecking at his keyboard in his dimly lit room. When behind the curtains the new British were starting their day.

This is the worst thread i've ever seen

tl;dr: hitler would have won the war with big huge guns and machines (Tanks, Rail Guns, etc) if given enough time. But nigger russians stopped him

Hitler invaded the USSR in summer, planning to blitzkrieg Moscow in three months. They had to fight in winter because of unexpected difficulties, related to how far the commies were ready to go to defend their shithole.

He actually had to draw out british troops from Greece and secure the South-eastern parts of Europe before he could launch the invasion of Communist scum.

That and the Sevastopol defences.

They didn't, they just overestimated the resistance they'd face and were unable to blitz through Russia before winter set in.

I think the concept was big gun = big holes to fuck up fortifications and bunkers.
Would've worked perfectly if it wasn't so horribly inaccurate.

I fucking hate this meme. Everyone who says it is a redditfag. Literal retards.

They only started so late because they kept having to divert troops and resources to help Italy. It wasn't really like Napoleon, who wasn't prepared. Hitler had a good plan, but like a billion things went wrong. They missed it by like 3 weeks.

>implying that commies don't appreciate giant overengineered projects.
Seriously what kind of education do you get in US?

Propaganda / morale boost?

Repurposed them due to them being neglected otherwise yeah.

Got to admit it is an incredible piece of heavy artillery.

you got baited buddy

i'm getting so many (You)'s right now

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You're one silly cunt, aren't ya, m8?

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It was for use against the Maginot line, but the start of WW II caught both the French and Nazis by surprise, the Gun wasn't ready in time but nor was it necessary.

Contrary to popular belief, (You)'s can't be spent as a currency, you dimwitted britbong. Is your life really this sad? That you have to collect a string of text on a Mongolian origami networking site?

Pic related. It's you.

Why do you have to be so hateful?

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Are you actually forgetting tust britains were not that good with hitting railroads?

>accidentally invent a good tank

Pz1: Meant to train crews
Pz2: Obsolete in 1939
Pz3: Obsolete in 1941
Pz4: Obsolete in 1943
Pz5: Complicated copy of T-34
Pz6: Obsolete design
KingTiger: Pz5 XL

Basically, every German tank sucked or was a Russian copy.

Pz3 had shit armor and was under gunned through out the entire war.

Pz4 was supposed to be a heavy support tank, which became a shitty medium tank. The F-2 version was good for a short period of time, but by the time the G and H were being produced, everyone else had something better.

Pz6 (Tiger) had the same shitty box design as the Pz4. It had an AA gun instead of an actual AT gun because Hitler loved the 88 AA.

The Pz5 and Tiger2 were good designs, but unreliable, hard to produce,and a rough copy of the T-34 design, kind of like the AK is a copy of the StG44.

Perfectly straight and parallel objects are quite quaint to us of Anglo stock.

>the Tiger is a copy of the T-34
what

STFU kike. I could squeeze the life out of you with my bare hands, pussy.
Soon.

Didnt you see Guns of Navarone? Hed put it in rock face no plane would reach

Checked, but it still won't save you from the rake

Panther, and it was indeed inspired to counter the T-34 but is not a copy of.

He's talking about the Panther, retard. And he's correct.

>American education

Because he could. Think of the boost to morale and propaganda that could've been made with that.

>Panther
>T-34
NIGGER WHAT, it was a lot of things but a T-34 is not one of them.

>kind of like the AK is a copy of the StG44.

You fucking take that back, noguns. The AK internal action has more in common with the Garand than the StG44. The only thing the StG44 and the AK have in common are the usage of intermediate ammunition and a curved magazine. Literally it.

The sound of the muslim call to prayer playing in the distance

youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

MORE DAKKA

You're my favourite customer.

It was in development before the war, slowed down when they deemed it obsolete and then finished for the Eastern front's many, many sieges.

Roughly about that time we did not have Aerial superiority in continental Europe.

This was for transporting jews to Madagascar

At the time it sounded like a good idea - no one expected the Red Army to actually put up a fight since everyone assumed the people would be glad to be free of bolshevism.

Turns out that patriotism in the face of an invader is one hell of a drug.

its for squirrels and other small game

Different leaf, but I'd fuck your shit up too fatass mongrel filth

Id kill you with that rake fatass lmao

God damn rekt.

>different leaf
You are all the same socialist brain dead clones. America will bring the rake and all of you socialist and commies will be stuffed into our pumpkin graphic trash bags.

If it was meant for destroying the Maginot line then why on earth was it facing toward Russia??

Shitty flag. Ban the leaf. It needs to go away. This is the flag of the NSCLRP. A Canadian NatSoc movement,

Yeah but it's a bad ass piece of shit. But you only know it's a piece of shit because history exists to tell you it was a piece of shit. If I saw that in the 1940s, as an enemy of Germany, I wouldn't know wtf that thing is but I would know I wouldn't want it pointed at me. Therefore it might have been a practical tool of intimidation.

Comparatively, were you to look at the Fat Man and Little Boy on the ground, before they were dropped, before knowing their impact, it might be easy to register them as relatively inconspicuous, typical, run of the mill bombs. O, how looks can be deceiving!

shut up faggot we fought the wrong enemies in ww2.

kek