Aus/pol/: mow your lawn edition

>Liberal Party votes to maintain current policy on same-sex marriage after lengthy meeting
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/same-sex-marriage-liberals-vote-keep-policy/8781858

>Acid attacks on Sydney cars could be racially motivated, NSW Police say
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/police-say-racist-motive-to-car-acid-attacks-in-sydneys-north/8780742

>Commonwealth Bank: How smart ATMs and a coding error caused a massive mistake
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/commonwealth-bank-how-smart-atms-and-coding-error-caused-mistake/8781066

>Iranian asylum seeker dies on Manus Island, human rights groups call for urgent review
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/iranian-ayslum-seeker-dies-on-manus-island/8781518

>Teen runaway with FASD ended up drowned, eaten by shark or crocodile
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/wa-runaway-child-drowned-mauled-wild-animals-inquest/8781740

>Diggers and Dealers: China's $11 billion surge on Perth Mint's gold brings miners their aura
abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-08-07/chinas-11-billion-dollar-surge-on-perth-mint-gold/8774586

>Sydney tent city may be over as Lord Mayor signals deal with homeless
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/tent-city-deal-may-have-been-struck-with-homeless/8782346

>Robert Whitwell murder: Accused woman Bernadette Burns admits to charge
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/robert-whitwell-murder-bernadette-burns-admission/8780836

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abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/police-say-racist-motive-to-car-acid-attacks-in-sydneys-north/8780742
youtu.be/EVGDjC_cQas
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/tent-city-deal-may-have-been-struck-with-homeless/8782346
oursteps.com.au/bbs/portal.php
abc.net.au/news/2017-03-02/westpac-home-loans-asic-court-action/8317750
abc.net.au/news/2017-03-01/westpac-landmark-federal-court-case-over-lending-practices/8316138
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>404
I'll save you

what's 404ing?

>Iranian asylum seeker dies on Manus Island
1 down, a couple thousand to go

So who's keen for QandA tonight? Full-blown abo fest

>looking for work
>most of the job ads i come across are for retail positions

do many of you lads work in retail? whats it like?

>another aboriginal episode

wtf for?

Gays get rekt again

An hour of Abos telling white people how they are some great race

This is a disaster for the Liberals.

"Oh it's just gay marriage it's a minor issue, no one votes on that issue alone"...

No, this is a big deal because it's just another example of a government which is completely out of touch and out of step with the people of Australia. They'll debate for two fucking hours on something, only to keep their policy the same. They'll pitch imaginary and totally unnecessary front lines amongst themselves, within their own party over an issue which 60-80% of Australians either don't care about or want legalised and moved on from.

Holy shit, fuck me.

And then, and this is the real kicker, their fucking leader, who people respect for being a moderate, is a complete craven and a fucking spineless shit. He'll sit in the corner and let the right wing go apeshit, while he twiddles his thumbs thinking to himself "Oh I'm leader, it's fine." No, Turnbull, this is a disaster for your leadership and another symbolic capitulation of everything you promised to be when you knifed Abbott a while back.

The LNP are dead on fucking arrival. Good riddance.

Worked at Safeway while I was in Highschool. Pushing trolleys was great, working the register was soul crushing.
Having to stand in one spot for hours at a time was the worst. If you're working retail, try to get a position where you're actually doing something instead of just serving customers.

not since high school mate.If you got no other skills, do it, and use the customer service experience to get a call centre job

need more carpet-snake

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youtube.com/watch?v=5jbY58HAVPo

Yeah fuck that's been the 3rd one this year.

I couldn't give a fuck about abos.

Why is the Nothern Territory not a state? Do we want it to be a state?

and after all that i'm fairly certain that faggot dean smith is still going to try and raise his private members bill on it.
If bernardi et al are worth their salt they should be jumping all over this

Alright lads, I've moved back out to country and only just had the internet put on after being without for about a month. Nothing but network news telling me the watered down versions of everything.

What have I missed since the start of July?

One in ten customers is a cunt who you will want to severely punch in the head. You'll want to punch about 30% of your work mates in the head, the other 30% you'll kind of want to punch in the head, the other 40% you will like, maybe, then again retail has seen a massive shitskin invasion since I was doing it, but in my experience they are less cunty because they just want to stay in the country.

It's pretty good exercise being on your feet all day. I used to like stacking the shelves, time goes quicker, better than serving gay cunts.

fuark whose this qt?

Please tell me she has a feminine penis.

Men just aren't designed to work retail. There is nothing in our nature that says "smile on cue for strangers and make small talk while exchanging goods for currency. Even in a small business sense, like a local Butcher, the register and the public face of retail show always be a woman.

Also, all schoolteachers should be childless married women whose husbands are serving with the police or military.

#MakeAustraliaGreatAagin

It was a mistake to come back. You were free.

I dunno, if it paid well i'd love to work at bunnings or super cheap auto, bantzing with customers all day, grouse

i'm really shit at OC

WE MIGHT BE GETTING A POSTAL VOTE BOYS!
LGWTFBBQ ON SUICIDE WATCH

Alright cunts.

How's it going over there?

Funny that, I was thinking the same thing as I was reading all the same old dumb shit in the catalogue.
Might make this place my once-a-day place to check news and happenings I think

most people wont vote

you have fallen for the BantzJew, user. I don't want to be that guy, but the customers don't actually enjoy your company and nobody anywhere cares about your opinion. Because you talk to bloody much. Get your Thyroid checked and if it's clear, get a referral for a psych that will prescribe you ADHD medication.

Godspeed, we'll make an actual man out of you someday.

I work there and I refuse to get a register code. Used to work at night but they fucked us all over. Think i'm going to use some of my sick days up since the managers are really starting to piss me off. Other day a guy was on leave but they counted his hours in and kept telling me I had extra hours and to fill fresh milk and a bunch of other shit. I told the guy that they fucked up and we were down 4 hours. Next day he tells me that they counted the guys hours in and I was down hours. Told him I said that to him yesterday and he said no you didn't. I wanted the punch the cunt

I'm gonna vote yes. The Liberal right wing are retarded if they think they are conservative. Sick of cuckservative shit.

>Acid attacks on Sydney cars could be racially motivated, NSW Police say
>abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/police-say-racist-motive-to-car-acid-attacks-in-sydneys-north/8780742
Rich asians triggers people. Ppl are so triggered that the chinese exceeded their person wealth within a single generation. Top 1% of chinese is 14 million. Let it sink in even more top 0.1% is 1.4million. Hilarious. So salty that you had to pour paint removers onto their car. Lmao what difference does it make? Youll still be a loser the next day regardless.

Fuck up peoples cars is so juvenile esp for a 53 year old in the article. Youll still be a bus driver tomorrow no matter how many cars you destroy. And the owner of the vehicle will continue to be better than you

The lefties will boycott it I bet.

>noel
he's not bad

And how will voting yes do anything about this?

>mow your lawn

Is this a thing outside of the US?

I thought it was a purely domestic neurosis

Shit is cancer, all of it

>i'm going to vote yes to spite the country
are you sure that's a smart choice user?

Then we rig the vote

They're going to try and block it in the courts

fuck up nisem

What? I'm sick of the gay marriage political football.

pretty sure it was originally a scot thing
youtu.be/EVGDjC_cQas

I keep hearing that a postal vote would considered unconstitutional and blocked by the federal court

Its so hilarious that Australia is such a hyper aggressive might is right society. People wouldn't dare fuck up the rich arabs cars. In order to get ahead in Australia you need to be aggressive. It's not even about money if youre rich but not an aggressive asshole like arabs. Society will still bully you which explains why asians are being targeted for having nice cars. It's like beta males who fails with women blames the women for being sluts but its easier psychologically to do that than to blame the men who fucks those women.

Western society is such a predatory shithole. No wonder weight lifting culture is booming

I don't get my fags don't just come up with some other thing to call it and make a tradition that is for gays. They should call it getting possed and they give each other HIV instead of a ring

Don't really care.

Be honest. Why Didnt the guy trash the lebos cars? Because of reasons outlined here Having arabs must be better than asians if one had to choose just one

How can you tell a Chink's car from a human's car?

least there was a time when they weren't an issue. chinks have always been a nuisance

>Why Didnt the guy trash the lebos cars?
Cause lebbos don't go to macquarie uni

so if you're apathetic, yet on pol, why not throw your vote our way?

>>Sydney tent city may be over as Lord Mayor signals deal with homeless
>abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/tent-city-deal-may-have-been-struck-with-homeless/8782346

Yeah for about 24 hours

Maybe don't sell out Sydney properties to China and jack up the rent all over until people are literally forced to the fringes

Fuck globalists and people who love refugees

Not a single migrant can step foot in Australia until every god fearing Australian has a roof over their head

Not one foreign entity gets to buy a single parcel of land until every Aussieman is taken care of

Anything else is literal treason

Arabs arent an issue?
>cronulla riots
>bilal skaf. Leader of sydney gang rape
>mfw youre an arab apologist

>pretty sure it was originally a scot thing

I'll look into that thanks

Abo, abo, abo, gay, gay, gay - that is the quality of the political discourse as our nation approaches the precipice.
Really makes you think the political and academic class are avoiding something.

The answer to that question was answered in the article. All you need to know was it was racially motivated

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Moot point idiot. Bus driver went out of his way to go to macquarie uni to trash asian cars instead of socuting for rich arab cars to trash

>/raustralia

i said "a time" dingbat
i watched a thing about it ages ago, i think it might have been penn and teller
scots wanted to be reminded of home in the US so they started growing lawns and now it's a waste of water.. or something

based

>"a time"
So youre talking about he past? Moot point.why bring up such an irrelevant point. That is why i call you an arab apologist

t. pic related

>out of his way
They only found who he was based on his bus route

Fuck the dolphins. Half of them are poofters too.

>the past isnt important
anything for a (You)

Some of you boys need to work on spotting trolls and attention whores here.

I'm shaking my head at all the attention you have been giving Nisem the last few days.

Know your Aus/pol/ trolls boys. Ignore Nisem, Anne Erin, and the foreskin uncut willies troll. Please.

They didnt say that. I went through the article and the incident is being discussed on a flrum called onestep. It's an .au website so it must be Australian... right?
oursteps.com.au/bbs/portal.php

i dont think anne is a troll, he's just fucked in the head

Keep deferring to arabs while taking it out on asians. I think this psychological defence mechanism is called displacement.

He is an attention whore who should be ignored.

Isn't it an r/australia shill? I always assumed it to be that at least.

>Diggers and Dealers: China's $11 billion surge on Perth Mint's gold brings miners their aura

Chinks sure do love Aussie gold.

Im just discussing the article posted in the op

Sydney mate, bloody beautiful, raise your wife and cat in one of these faggot prison cells for only $900,000AUD!

Youre just poor dude. Prices wouldnt be this high if there arent enough ppl willing to pay for it.

>Prices wouldnt be this high if there arent enough LENDERS BACKED BY GOVERNMENT GUARANTEES TOO BIG TO FAIL willing to pay for it.

fixed for you dumbcunt

ky faggot

eh, i dont mind biting
dunno
when is this pic from?

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Chinkposting really should have gone out of fashion by now

>i dont mind biting
It isn't just about you m8, it wrecks the threads for everyone. Don't do it.

I'm not a Christian. I am agnostic. Christianity is a cucked religion that says every life is sacred. They're not.

Plus I really am sick to the fuckin death of hearing about faggot fuckin marriage. I want it gone.

it wouldve if it was satire

>its a blame the gubberment episode
If you can afford to play good for you if you cant bad luck.

So glad i don't live near wolli creek anymore.

Your understanding of the market is hilarious. Of course people will pay, thats not the point the user was making

you're deluded if you think this will be the end of it. "They'll just take their fag marriage and sashay off into the sunset" is a ridiculous notion. (((Progress))) is never ending, goy

But muh Sydney. It's soooo good. Yeah if you're an eastern suburbs Jew laughing at retarded goys that vote for that shit.

How do we kill these retarded road rules?

Fuck any vote at all, this is a joke. By the way The Age reporting that a large majority of voters in Western Sydney and Melbourne rank housing affordability as the issue they're most concerned about, with gay marriage down the bottom of the list. The article also mentioned the voters expressed opinions that both major parties were completely out of touch with their concerns. If ever there was a time for a right wing party to step up, then now is the time.

That is the point. Because if he can afford it he wouldnt be complaining. He'd be celebrating on the momey hes making and the increased value of his portfolio

dont ignore the reality dumb cunt

why is westpac so confident lending money to retards who cant ever pay back anything? too big to fail cause of big baby government

fuck off reddit youre a cunt

I know it's never ending. I'm just sick of hearing about gay marriage. It's making me mentally ill.

Who cares about a few faggots anyway? They are only about a half a percent of the population.

>id be celebrating the degradation of my country for 10% ROI

listen here you gook faggot

>lending to people who cant pay it back
The tall poppy syndrome is glorious

I don't get it either, fags are like 2 maybe 3% of the population but it's some big issue they can't get married. Meanwhile the country is going to shit

this is the attitude that will destroy us
>who cares if people want to fuck kids, as long as their not mine who cares

abc.net.au/news/2017-03-02/westpac-home-loans-asic-court-action/8317750

abc.net.au/news/2017-03-01/westpac-landmark-federal-court-case-over-lending-practices/8316138

You stupid gook cunt dont bring your fucking turd opinions to a fact fight

Did you read the article abt the violent armed robberies committed in the outer western suburbs in Melb over the weekend??? No cops to be found, but fark me, if you bappen to be driving 3km/h over the speed limit, then they'll chuck a u-turn, smoke up the tyres and come after you like you were fleeing from a bank robbery, we need our own version of Trump.

10% per year + Mortgage pays for itself by creating 10 separate bedrooms for each student paying $200 per week.

You actually think you care for your country? If you were in the position to do this you would not be complaining. It's always the tall poppies who acts like they care

Raise the rates a percent or two let's see how fuckin good you are then. It never ceases to amaze me how Jewish white Australians are when it comes to property. You may as well become actual Jews.

Who watching The Feed on SBS?
#LeagliseLGBTI Marriage

Daily reminder that Unions are too powerful in this country and are the thickest pillar of Marxism & statism in this shit hole.

Its not even a big problem. It's a small incident. If it were a big problem house prices would be crashing. Whats that? It will? Sure everything has to come down but when will that be? Economists been saying the burst is imminent since 2007

the housing market is too big to fail. However if it does, the amount of shit kicking degenerate tradies that will start screaming "I want gibs" from the govt will be deafening and the govt will bail these stupid fuckers out with tax payers money.

The idea of property as a mainstream investment vehicle has fucked the system. Does anyone remember when term deposits were a thing...

fucking insect mentality