i wanna be australian teach me how to be australian
I wanna be australian
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Sorry mate... We're so full right now, even our overflow refugee pris..i mean... Housing island, is full.
ya but is there training i can do while i wait i could still be australian even if i cant live there right
Nah mate, we're just so full.
Like we're trying to get you guys to take the things from our prison... I mean refugee island.
kek
if i take one "into the bush and up it" as the saying goes can i call him a wanker? what do i do after i bring him inside my bush mate?
kick 'em off.
STEP 1:
>KYS
STEP 2:
>Be born to parents with the steric of sense to emigrate to a REAL First World country
STEP 3
>Shit-post the accumulated visceral lard out of brain-dead, burger kike-cûcks
STEP 4
>Feel good, man.
fucken hell.
Don't bite the burger bait... You'll get fat
Learn the difference between a shit cunt and a sick cunt, that's about it really.
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lose a war to emus
Why would you ever want to be that much of a cunt?
>how to be australian
There is a magic potion that you need to drink; all Aussies take it from a young age but the effects require long term imbibing. So if you start now maybe after 10 years you may be able to become honorary Aussie.
Just say "mate", "cunt" and make up other words as you go. Boom, you'll be Australian.
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take everything as a joke
step 1. chill out
step 2. kick back
step 3. due to our current level of fullness, you will have to fuck off. however, you can move south as a substitute for moving to the southern hemisphere