Why cant we purge and cleanse Australia?

Why cant we purge and cleanse Australia?


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That's not a meal

>why do you think ?
want us to send you some ?

Fuck didn't even know we had these things.

>all the fauna in australia tries to kill them

aussies are alright cunts

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>google mango fly
>puke a little
>puke a lot
you have those too

when a vampire has a foot fetish

mate the fucking plank stood completely still in the ocean for half an our to soak his feet

i find it unlikely that it will ever be a real problem

>skips leg day
>gets fucked up by mites looking to eat chicken legs
Fuck australia.

He went in waist-deep. The lad was lucky.

>Fuck didn't even know we had these things.

This phrase perfectly describes Australia

I’m okay with this.

>swimming in australia
lol ok
good luck with your death wish pal

Convert or kick out all non-Christians.

Now you know why the man eating events involving sharks has gone up. If you're bleeding in the water these days, you're going to be fucking lunch if you don't leave the water fast.

How horrific, I knew there was a reason why I fucking hated beaches.

I never saw the appeal in them, perhaps my Australian sixth sense was telling me all along that the water was fucked.

They won't get me cunt, I'm fucking ready for em.

Come an visit us burger cunt. It wont hurt too much.

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You know, with all the deadly animals and their criminal past I can understand why Aussies are the way they are.

I like them.

They keep telling me how great australia is. Shit like this makes me want to stay right here.

I thought Australia had nets surrounding the island to protect from predators

Has Australia ever contributed anything of value to the world? As far as I can tell, the only good thing to ever come out of that mistake was Steve Irwin and he's been dead for like a decade.

Im not scared of you, You cant even play violent video games since your government out right bans them

Nah we dont but im gonna meme that fly to existence to keep 4chaners away from OZ. Fuck off we are full

Enjoying your wifi CUNT?

burger cunts always take shit for granted mate

whats a government ?

How many times can an aussie fit cunt into a post?

Australians aren't human

>can't handle some flesh devouring marine creatures
harden up cunt

>Has Australia ever contributed anything of value to the world?
Get fucked cunt. We have invented heaps of shit, literally kicked off the 3rd industrial revolution singlehandedly. Pic related

Also makes sense why they were put there to begin with..

>baka.com.au
Every time

The bigger females have learned they can fuck the 8-12ft tinnys, but jumping on them and folding them in half. Females do fucking crazy things when they have pups around. In my part of Aus, you no longer see many tinnys. EVERYONE uses something with enough power to GTFO fast. Just my obersvation, also note the Shark culling ban put in place in the 80's and 90's. The smaller sharks from that era are now all man eating size and we have effectively fish out the waters in that time period, leaving them with little options but to actively hunt anything that is in the water.

Sharks are not attracted to human blood despite what they say in the movies and media.

I thought this was a normal thing? You yanks dont get this whenever you go for a walk down the beach?

I dont see the problem

>going in the ocean around Australia ever

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>wifi thought up by US engineers in 1988 for cash registers
>802.11 precursor WaveLAN invented in 1992 by AT&T
>US bureaucracy holds up deployment until 1997
>aussie patent trolls "unsmear" signals and aussie manlets take credit on pol in 2017

What's it like being retarded?

Thanks mate, I didn't want to have to reply to him.

They are territorial. Human blood isnt attractive to their senses. Its fucking true my ex gf is a marine biologist

whats it like having to import Australian Scientists?

Keep putting lipstick on dogs mate.

No wonder she is your Ex GF you couldn't put her in her place.

Sharks not smelling blood was a Meme we made up to get dumb cunts to goto the beach more.

>dating a shark

Because Australia has some crazy ass bugs and birds and bats and whatever else and it's fucking awesome

It's like the wild west x100

quite gross

WiFi and the refrigerator. 2 things that you use everyday amerifat

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>why can't we purge and cleanse australia
>Implying you could

Story?

So what are these things? The article I read said they hadn't been identified yet

This shit is so scary.
I'm glad we got New caledonia and let the bongs having this trash land.

Lol wtf is this shit

I bet you think great whites like eating humans too.

BAMPY CHAN SUGOI DAKARA

The Brine, duh.

We already had this thread and it was great

the only bugs we have are immigrants and tiny little shit mosquitoes

t. GWIDF

Safer? More like GAYER

>Melbourne beach
Ah, must have been Halal then.

MARINE JIHAD

Nigger got infested with worms on the back of his head, probably started as a smaller wound.
Then the worms kept eating his skin until he went to doctor, who removed the worms, after taking pic.

Fucking bullshit

mom said clean your room.

Australia gents

aw mate me legs

Why would you ever go there.

Never going swimming again.

were they white?

the jews fears the white shark

WHAT? You mean people unironically live in Australia...like for real? I thought it was a giant dessert haha!!

I like beaches but deep water terrifies me

I want to go sailing and boating, but thinking about actually being in the water makes me start to panic.

To get eaten by arthropods.

I wish. Tonight's forecast is thunder and snow.

They live there, and it is a giant desert.

Of course, it had to be Australia.
Can you guys just stop with the fucking deadly creatures already?
Oh and the shitposting, stop that too.

Why is your picture of Australia wrong???

>being in australia
Fixed

that halogenated thing we change every two years that gives light to our lives

How long did this fucking idiot wait?

these lil fuckers are all over the place. florida, alaska, mexico, bristol, u name it

fake

>when you realise not only do people live in tasmania, but they also die there, unable to afford safe passage off the island.

Why is middle australia called south australia

Why is mid-Australia called South Australia?

i went swimming with great whites recently in SA. fucking believe they are the scariest motherfuckers in world

I bet they came over from Australia.

No it's cool

How long till you guys have venomous dogs?

You could the most poisonous inland snakes and spiders of the planet aswell, Straya. You got everything the worst. Australia is the last place on earth I would go to.

Says the gay cunt with the gay marriage

It's not like he can see the back of his head, or find a doctor easily.

Because everything is upside down here.

I'd be more concerned about the tiny ass jellyfish who make you desperately beg for death for days if they so much as brush against you. Look up the irukandji (or however its spelled) jellyfish. Honestly your water is more terrifying than the island.

So does your piss stream go up or down?

That still doesn't make sense

>Its fucking true my ex gf is a marine biologist

I rather trust the fucking aussies when it comes to sharks, than some cunt marine biologist

lol

>implying black people can swim