It's CDN Morning News with your host: Lazurus >Don Pittis should represent Earth if aliens come visit Leaf and all (you) crazy kids who like reading junk
It's some holiday here in CRAPada, I don't fucking know. Nor care. So it's probably a slow news day
OMG, this is SO Canadian AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH *takes deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA >Video captures thieves taking diamond look-alike from outside Yorkville store
Stealing worthless junk that looks expensive. So Canadian
Worthless expensive junk is a Canadian thing too.
LOOOOOL
Landon Davis
The WHOLE TOWN BURNED DOWN in a GIANT EXPLOSION eh?? That's why there ain't no old buildings in Halifax eh?? >Tourists explore massive blast that levelled Atlantic Canada's biggest city
My god, Canadians are the most subpar at EVERYTHING. Soon we will be banned from travel. I've posted several stories now about Canadian airline pilots fucking up large.
>Air Canada says no one injured after two planes clipped wings at Toronto airport
This is hilarious actually. I don't even really read the headlines
Trudy fell into the water, just trying to climb in
HA HA HA HA
PS: Im so faded
Ian Davis
his fuckups are planned well in advance with his photographer. he's a joke. Dear Leader-tier pr
Kayden Thomas
>SIDNEY, B.C. — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau took an unscheduled dip on Saturday when he fell into the water trying to get into a kayak.
Sooooooo faded this morning
Gabriel Sullivan
He's going to run Canada until he dies or it burns down. Which ever comes sooner
Asher James
>Just because I’m a cuck, it doesn’t mean I support Justin Trudeau
>There have been many on social media who seek to label anyone who supports Trudeau and his liberal cadre as a cuck or some variation thereof. I think this sort of language is disgusting and regressive. As a proud cuckold it is an insult to myself, and all those who get sexual satisfaction from watching their wife in congress with another man, to imply that we would support such a weak leftist leader.
This is expected to be an annual thing from here on out. the only way to stop it would be unthinkable to the current forestry service. it would require doing work like how the old undiverse forestry service did things! actually going into the fucking forest, fuck that there's bears out there. middle aged fat chicks ain't got time for that.
Hunter Martin
Im out for today.
Just Remember: >Don Pittis saved Earth from Alien Destruction because he's the best and told the aliens the best parking and cell phone prices.
Ayden Russell
Are you that angry old man? You should smoke some weed. Like now.
Angel Cruz
I enjoy your threads op, fuck this shithole full of retards. Preach it!
Hudson Rodriguez
I'm in kamloops, there is more pakis and niggers here than chinese.
Landon Lee
i'll just watch citynews thanks
Benjamin Watson
It was confirmed that the dox of Anon5 was a false flag. Get the word around.
