>be me >30 yo >very good job (income allows me to do anything reasonable) >not a manlet >fit (hit the gym regularly to stay healthy, but not a brainless gym monkey) >car >two apartments (I live in one and rent the other) >great sense of humour >have friends, but carefully chosen and trustworthy, no social media crap
So, I met a girl I used to know in my teens when I was a fat neckbeard loser. She rejected me back then. I, being more confident and successful, decided to give it another shot, because why the fuck not and because Sup Forums told me single women in their 30s are desperate. I went out with her several times, we had fun, she laughed at my stupid jokes, dinners, movies, gifts, you name it..... and at the end she told me she wanted just to be friends.
Sup Forums WAS FUCKING WRONG, the Sup Forums is always right meme turned out to be false.
Thanks fuckers.
John Rivera
>gifts cuck
Isaiah Brooks
Okay, but shouldn't this be over on /r9k/?
Lucas Thomas
It's standard practice
Sup Forums told me these things not the robots, you can see it in any "30 yo roastie" hate thread.
Jaxon Cook
Fuck you. You sound like you suck, especially if you're blaming Sup Forums-there are so many losers here. Look, you're one and even have all that gay stuff you were just talking about. Too bad, you could've given half of it to her before she settled down with Jerome
William Roberts
I am not sure I understand what you wanted to say and my English is pretty good. Can you re-formulate it in more coherent sentences?
John Smith
>It's standard practice For a cuck. You give a gift, you show you are a beta. The same woman will throw herself on the ground for a nigger or Arab that thinks nothing of her and laughs in her face. Think about that.
Female psychology is fucked up but market based. Gifts just show you think you are below her. Sorry user, the meat market is brutal.
Daniel Ward
Get a job at Nintendo
Juan Gray
Gonna need some sort of proof OP. Seems like you're just a LARPer.
Dominic Phillips
Sup Forums was right again. you are a beta faggot cuck, and got what you deserved. alpha fucks, beta buks.
Michael Richardson
So you went from a fat neck bearded loser who can't get the girl, to a fit, successful guy who still can't get the girl. You sound like you're an eternal loser.
Isaiah Cox
How would you rate your attractiveness?
Brody Jackson
...
Justin Garcia
Fair enough
Proof of what famalam?
>So you went from a fat neck bearded loser who can't get the girl, to a fit, successful guy who still can't get the girl.
Yup.
>You sound like you're an eternal loser.
So how did I get fit/successful? Must be something else... like Sup Forums was fucking wrong about 30 yo women, no?
A solid 7 face and body, but I am tall as well and dress very well.
Jacob Peterson
>Sup Forums told me single women in their 30s are desperate. I went out with her several times,
Roastie dating the type of guy who goes to Sup Forums for validation. He can't seal the deal.
Sup Forums is right again
Bentley Gutierrez
>blame others for your failures
Yea, guess what you're still a big fat loser. Congrats!
Isaac Sullivan
Shouldve just fucked her on the first date and if she turned you down just show no interest until she begs for your cock faggot
Bentley Morris
Ok srs question time.
Were you nice to her? Considering you're a Sup Forums user I assume you hid your power level deep under the earth, like buried that shit?
So tell us the rest of the picture. Were you really super duper extra nice to her, kid?
Julian Garcia
Aкo пpиличaш нa мyтpa щe имa пoвeчe пyтки.
Robert Clark
>he laughed at my stupid jokes, dinners, movies, gifts, you name it when did Sup Forums EVER name this
Aaron Murphy
Too late for that now, eh?
I hid my power level most of the time and was super duper nice, yes.
I think the only time I was irl Sup Forumstard was when she mentioned she wants to quit her job and go to Africa to build homes for poor people... I shit you not... I basically told her about the animals/bugs that carry deadly disease and the constant rape/murder, etc. she told me that's hearsay and we left it at that.
She is a manager at a company and makes good money, travels in "exotic places" etc. Has been single for years and has a dog. Typical 30yo roastie. Hence wjy I thought Sup Forums would be right, her profile fit perfectly.
Caleb King
Even a 30 year old roastie does not want you , you probably look like shit but Sup Forums was wrong
Kayden Torres
Not be rude or anything and I hope God forgives me for saying it but, you sound like an absolute cunt. That's why she just wants to be friends. You can stop being a loser, you can stop being fat, but you didn't drop your cunt like atttitude and to be quite frank, the fewer people like you that breed, the better.
Andrew Green
Nigger, my friends think I get pussy daily, even the females in my "circle" that have known me for some time note how Chad-like I am compared to my earlier years.
Define cunt?
Adam Robinson
...
Evan Miller
Measuring your success with women as a barometer is not a great idea, cause I had hoes when I was broke. You sound like a fag but not a total loser, find a nerdy shy girl at a gamer convention or whatever you people do and live out your happy little life being fags together. If you're not chad you'll never be chad. I'm not saying you can't learn it, I just don't think that's what's going to make you happy.
John Garcia
Keep trying. She may cave and realize you're a great person to be around. Stay patient.
Sometimes the friendzone is used because she values the relationship you have together actually more than others and doesn't want to ruin a good thing by making it into a relationship that odds are could end up in a break up. Its based around the fear of down the road not having you in her life.
Its kind of a shitty way of having your cake and eating it too.
Logan King
>You sound like a fag
Why? I need clarification here. Everyone says you sound like a fag/cunt, but gives no explanation.
Is everyone butthurt Sup Forums was wrong?
Give arguments.
>I'm not saying you can't learn it, I just don't think that's what's going to make you happy.
I don't want to be and it won't make me happy, correct.
Evan Sanchez
Boy, are you a loser.
Thots don't give a fuck to how successful you are unless you have a ferrari or are a beggar. It's all about how successful you act. Treating them like shit is the only lenguage they understand.
Being treated nicely was her ultimate redflag to how beta you still are.
Owen Fisher
>even the females in my "circle" that have known me for some time note how Chad-like I am compared to my earlier years. For some reason I doubt that. You sound like a pathetic loser from this thread, friend.
Jason Gomez
Absolutely no chance of that. She was pretty clear. Trust me I know the difference of playing hard to get/afraid of commitment and rejection.
Ryan Green
Congrats, you're ugly, beta or both.
Jason Rogers
Well, I saw a girl from my high school class the other day (single mom with two kids lel) and she noted how "cool" I was. It's difficult to translate, the word doesn't exist in English, but it's a mix of cool and Chad.
Jace Richardson
Probably beta, sure as hell ain't ugly, but Sup Forums was WRONG about 30yo women. Deal with it. If Sup Forums was right she should have been all over muuh dick.
Jackson Young
Good for you I guess.
Wyatt Thomas
Dude, they already explained it to you. You gave her more than she was giving you, which told her that you are beneath her, so she dumped you. Never give more than you get, ALWAYS believe, really believe, that you can get an equal or better girl if the current one isn't good enough. She isn't the prize. YOU are the prize. Act accordingly, and this shit won't happen so easily.
Oliver Brown
Кaквa e билa дyмaтa?
Jeremiah Walker
Aha, so "women in their 30s are desperate, but.... there are many caveats and it's not that simple". You can't tweak it like that, Sup Forums was wrong.
I ain't telling you shit my man.
Joseph Taylor
TLDR, Sup Forums was right, you just fucked it up. Own up to that and do better next time.
Elijah Foster
Well I would continue to stay friends with her if I were you. To leave her life because she friend zoned you tells her that you were only looking for the "something more" and sends a message that shes not worth it to you if you cant have the sexual side of the relationship (i know its a leap but thats kind of how they think).
She may learn what she is looking for is ultimately not rewarding and being with you, someone who is a good friend and has shown you value her as a person, is actually what shes been looking for.
Do you mind sharing her words that told you she was pretty clear about friend zoning you?
Thomas Cooper
> "hits the gym" > compelled to note this > but not brainless gym monkey
Eli Smith
Because you think you're better than you actually. You act like you're something special. Listen mate, nobody is obliged to date you even if you had a Ferrari out the front. >great sense of humour I'll be the judge of that, mate. Not you. >two apartments Irrelevant. I couldn't care less even if you had 10 apartments. One of your responses to a comment on here was "even the females in my circle that have known me for some time note how Chad like I am" You're a narcissistic cunt mate. You aren't "Chad" or whatever buzzword it is next. You know why? Because Chad doesn't have to brag about how successful and how rich he is. He just goes with what he's got and even tries to elevate those around him to the same level as him. Oh, and he's also successful with whatever woman he's around. Clearly, you aren't.
Asher Long
Yeah, there are always caveats. Oh, btw, if you have shit on your face, women in their 30's won't want to fuck you (usually). Wasn't sure if I had to point that out for you, but, you know, caveats.
Elijah Ward
LOL I NEVER GET REJECTED NAYONE WHO IS REJECTED IS BETA LOLOL
PIC RELATED ITS GURL THAT JUMP MY LOVE (8 girls are eating my penis rn)
p.s. attack other guys a lot for no reason that is alpacha and you sex time lots and aren;'t being played for womens entertainment
Jordan Brown
Probably because she knew you back when you were a fat neckbeard and that's her impression of you.
Aaron Jones
>Why do people think I'm a fag I think you're a fag because you're placing Sup Forums on an ideological pedestal. It's a fucking website figure out life for yourself.
Also people sense you're a fag because if you weren't you'd be getting laid. A 30 yo woman is an L for a rich 30 yo man, I've been fucking 2-3 years down since I was 22. And everyone knows in their heart that women select men based off their observed status in male hierarchies. If even a roastie can tell you're scum, and you even have most of your life together financially, then your personality must be so dogshit terrible that even a gold digger roastie cringes at the thought of your sweaty love thrusts.
Jesus Christ I have friends who can't talk to girls or guys for shit and don't make any money, and they have very happy quiet nerdy little girlfriends cause they stayed in their fucking lanes and didn't try to be daddy dagger dick from a website ideology. Get your shit together.
Colton Allen
Oпитвaм ce дa ти пoмoгнa. btw caмo глyпaк щe cлyшa Sup Forums irl.
Tyler Harris
Why the hell didn't you just treat her like the used up whore she is? The second you gave her any respect, she lost all the gina tingles she could have had for you.
If she's in her 30s she's ridden the cock carousel, and that means she only responds to what she's trained her brain for in the last 15+ years: Being ridden hard and put away wet.
Ryan Gonzalez
>Do you mind sharing her words that told you she was pretty clear about friend zoning you?
"we shouldn't see each other anymore, at all, unless you can drop your feelings"
>Irrelevant. I couldn't care less even if you had 10 apartments.
Women do, nigger. They are looking for wealth and security. Especially at that age.
>Clearly, you aren't.
I don't want to be.
> Because Chad doesn't have to brag about how successful and how rich he is.
All the things I described were details important for the story, not bragging. The fuck?
Nolan Perez
You deserve it for not abducting and raping her. Cheer up there's plenty of fish in the sea and some won't even require you to rape them or abducted them as children and raise her to be your pure traditional wife and child bearer(ultra rich people do this).
James Garcia
This >paying for women to be your GF >paying for sex May aswell buy a whore, more reliable, no drama and better sex.
Ian Parker
the only thing i noticed. what he means is he has a gym membership but you wouldn't know by looking at him. his conscience actually forced him to put that disclaimer in and that's fucking funny
Gavin Cruz
fpbp The only gift you give to a girl who is not your girlfriend is your dick and your presence.
Cameron Williams
Wrong. Friend zone = abandon ship. The biggest hole a man can fall in is to think that there is one woman for him when he is dating. If she is not interested best move on, there are plenty of other women around. Hanging around with a begging pan in your hand makes you a beggar and a cuck.
Caleb James
Tatars back to asia
Jeremiah Lewis
Ah, finally a reasonable response. I thought so as well, but I am no longer that guy, why would she continue seeing me like that?
> then your personality must be so dogshit terrible that even a gold digger roastie cringes at the thought of your sweaty love thrusts.
:( That's a possibility as well.
It's the easiest way to point out I'm in shape and healthy.
Cooper James
Nice blog, reddit
Easton Fisher
Why? If everyone of us is like OP then we'll be extinct in no time. Can't be certain about the gypsies unfortunately so the future inheritors might have to fumigate the land.
Joshua Parker
>why would she continue seeing me like that? You either still are but don't admit it or you didn't make enough effort to validate the changes you've made to yourself.
Lucas Sanders
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Dominic Reed
Wow that is harsh.
"Ok let me just turn off my feelings"
Maybe she's not worth it if she can't be empathetic to the position youre in. If this turned into a relationship it could be very one sided (you giving everything. her taking whatever she can get). And then blaming you when shes unhappy/wants to break up/cheats physically or emotionally.
I was empathetic to my now husbands feelings when I attempted to friendzone him (I know. Its shitty. Like I said, afraid of ruining something with someone I valued). But I never wanted to stop seeing him because I valued having him in my life.
Maybe that's a sign that she doesn't actually care about having you in her life and that's why its so easy for her to just drop you like that. I'm sorry for your dilemma. I hope it works out.
John Brown
The OP is not saying something about him. He either is not self - aware enough a.k.a delusional autist, or he is кoмплeкcap that is even afraid to tell it in anonymous board.
Wyatt James
Dog when I was 15 I was cashing my paycheck for 20 sacks of blow and putting coke rocks on college girl's clits. You'll never catch up, people half your age are black belts in slinging dick already. This is the modern era, she's met guys like me. No matter how badass you think you've become you'll never be dangerous, exciting, cruel, indifferent, and unavailable. You're forgetting how much of the "Chad" delusion is rooted in Dark Triad behavior.
I've shitted on you, but since this does not seem like a Slide Thread, let me give you a hand. Sorry for Reddit spacing from now on, but it's better to share this info in-depth.
>Your OP opens up listing your good qualities. You see, OP, this is basically a display of low self esteem. Something in your childhood made you think you have to prove yourself to others; to show you are worthy of whatever the fuck you want. To someone willing to use you, to steal from you or to leech as much as possible from you; that information is great. To real men and to real women. It's not.
Keep in mind this common truth for the rest of your life: NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
This is Universal. If you can live with that and care about others' lives, then hell you just unlocked the secret to Power.
> single women in their 30s are desperate Now you are downgrading her to Sup Forums. Is this the end of post that would make her fall in love with you? Absolutely not. Your psyche works based on making you seem valuable and others around you not. While it should be the other way around. You shouldn't brag about yourself. Just live your life and let your success be seen to others on themselves. If she is a woman that you want, you should be saying she is 10/10. Anything less is you saying you are not worthy of a good woman.
Again, low self esteem.
>I went out with her several times A single date is enough to know if it's on or not. Women like confident men. Say what you want, tell her it is a romantic date. Talk, listen to her, and by the end of the date; try to kiss her. If she gives you the cheek: NEXT. If you are that good she will try to contact you again.
>gifts I've already expressed my views on that.
>at the end she told me she wanted just to be friends. Great! It shows she is a good woman. Tell her you are not interested in friendship and to contact you if she changes her mind. And that's it. If she ever contact you, for absolutely any reason, make a date.
Kayden Thompson
>пaтeтичeн Бoг дa тe пpocти.
Ethan Mitchell
This. I dub OP officially a wizard from this moment on.
Christian Sanders
>He fell for the every woman in their 30s is desperate meme.
Buddy, there's cougar life now. Women ride the cock carousel until they're like 70 now.
Brody Jackson
Maмкa мy зaбpaвих E гoлямa paбoтa
Dylan Miller
didnt read monkey
Jason Smith
Damn, you are edgy.
Austin Miller
Get a blog. >getting life advice from a image board chocked full of people that rarely leave the house. You obviously have no friends.
Owen Wright
You were a beta neckbeard so now you think all this meaningless shit makes you an Alpha male? Hahaha oh boy! >waaa 1 out of billions of girls doesnt like me You get rejected by one girl and you're ranting about it?! Hate to tell you this pal but you're still a beta.
You think your materialistic bullshit makes you a top dog that's worthy of spreading his genes? You think scoring with some random bitch who rejected you will be some sort of great conquest? Hahahaha. Jesus Christ dude....
Grayson Russell
she remembers as you as the guy she first me. It is internalised.Move along m8
Oliver Sanchez
>I met a girl I used to know in my teens when I was a fat neckbeard loser >she rejected me back then
You haven't paid attention to any of our teachings...
>he thinks you can ever leave the Friend Zone
Thomas Brooks
Desperation does not override being unable to communicate mutual interest and economic security.
Anthony Hughes
its the difference between "the virgin gift" and the chad suprise
Oliver Collins
You likely still give off the smell of neckbeard loser.
t. 37 year old with dadbod that attracts much younger girls.
Robert King
If yiu didn't kiss her on the first date then you friendzoned yourself.
Dylan Rivera
All I did was stick my dick in crazy. Yeah, I know why that's frowned on, but I got tired of being an incel guy.
I'm out of shape, but the crazy chick I met thought I looked like Randy Bobandy (I don't, but hey she's crazy!), said I'm cute and voila! I finally got laid.
Asher Russell
31 minutes and not a single check?
Jack James
/pol is delusional. The roastie meme is true in some cases, but most of the time it's not true. Any woman in shape and especially if she doesn't have kids is going to still have many men after her.
>Sometimes the friendzone is used because she values the relationship you have together actually more than others and doesn't want to ruin a good thing by making it into a relationship that odds are could end up in a break up.
If you genuinely believe this (as opposed to just winding op up for the lulz), then you are a fucking moron who deserves to get cucked.
The only answer to being friendzoned is to walk away and do not waste your time on emotional vampires.
Sure, if she later decided she was wrong and wants to fuck, fine. But the reality is that 80% of the time she is simple emasculating you, transforming you from a potential suitor into a resource provider (food, time, validation, etc.)
If you ain't fucking then you ain't staying.
Isaac James
>I ain't telling you shit my man. Toвa e paзyмeн въпpoc
Levi Cruz
Why waste your time on a fucking 30yr old that already rejected you?
Isaiah Martin
You must have one very ugly face.
Kayden Perry
>>fit Don't lie faggot!
Jose Foster
Kek what a pathetic loser in your shitty country with your money you could buy some nice 20 yr old slaave and you chose to try with a whore who knew you as a loser. I guess you can change but never overcome your nature once a beta virgin loser always a beta virgin loser.
Mason King
This is a recurring story from you. I remember it months back. You must be doing something wrong, Baнкa
Hunter Bailey
>Sup Forums was wrong Nah dude, you're just a beta cuck. Nice try though
Austin Fisher
>Its a cuck practice FTFY The only gift you should give a woman is your seed.
Wyatt Fisher
>hey guys this one (1) person did something that isn't exactly in line with the aggregate of tens of thousands of opinions that do not agree with one another >haha Sup Forums btfo
congrats on getting a dog or whatever your post is about, but this means nothing and nobody cares