Brit/pol/ - Another Format Fix edition

>Brexit negotiations 'have not begun well' - Sir Simon Fraser
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40846830

>Armed US immigration officers stationed at British airports
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/09/us-want-armed-immigration-officers-british-airports-radical2/

>The Article 49 strategy to keep Britain in the EU
ft.com/content/9f4fd278-790e-11e7-a3e8-60495fe6ca71

>Britain denies agreeing to pay EU exit bill
lancasteronline.com/news/politics/the-latest-britain-denies-agreeing-to-pay-eu-exit-bill/article_d2c962b3-8065-59bc-939c-007b0da39f80.html

>EU data protection rules to be rolled into UK law
digitallook.com/news/political-news/eu-data-protection-rules-to-be-rolled-into-uk-law--2805330.html

>British woman shot in Brazil 'after getting lost'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40847751

>British tourists shun France and terror-hit (Muslim infested) countries in north Africa as they flock to sun-drenched Croatia and Dubai instead
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4767740/British-tourists-shunning-France-flocking-Spain.html

>NHS to recruit an army of British nurses after Brexit instead of paying expensive agency staff
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/06/exclusive-nhs-recruit-army-british-nurses-brexit-instead-paying/

>Universities to be stopped from sidelining British students for foreign teens who can pay more

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40849611
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Just realized.


>Universities to be stopped from sidelining British students for foreign teens who can pay more
telegraph.co.uk/education/2017/08/06/universities-stopped-sidelining-british-students-foreign-teens/

But stop ruining the format you nonces.

Let's continue this later lads, yeah?

You planning on coming back for some reason?

Are ye gonna stick ye boaby in me hole

why did you reply you tit. do not feed the whores

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You've embarrassed yourself enough, don't you think?

Rest assured that Rightly So and YKTD will both see your melt-down in the previous thread.

YKTD is in jail for the Finsbury Park attack.

Is Designated Leftist ever coming back?

I-it was just a joke r-right guys?

Why multiculturalism is good for Britain

Kebab
Curry
Black music
Great football, rugby and cricket players
Black cock to satisfy our women
Exotic women from the orient
Hindu and Sikh wisdom

Would brit/pol/ prefer a short wife?

Hopefully not.

>When this is unironically the argument used by proponents of multiculturalism.

It cuts too deep.

Just sent this off to the BBC honeypot on reddit.

do not reply to tripfags. filter them instead.
have a nice day

You aren't even living here

Multiculturalism is great, we take all the best bits from each culture and make it greater than the sum of its parts

It can't possibly fail!

>asking the Jew not to lie
Foolproof

He did some good posts occasionally
But ultimately he's forgettable
I don't give a shit if he comes back

>Kebab
Doesn't require immigration

>Curry
Doesn't require immigration

>Black music
Doesn't require immigration

>Great football, rugby, and cricket players
Requires maybe a few hundred immigrants at most

>Exotic women from the orient
Miscegenation is unfair on offspring

>Hindu and Sikh wisom
Doesn't require immigration

>speculating about marriage while posting pictures of celebrities that are unattainable

You're just advertising your virginity, mate.

We're facing the exact same problem down here laddo. We're on the same path, just a decade or so behind. Besides, I'm a dual citizen.

JUST AS THE NIGHT RISES AGAINST THE DAY, THE LIGHT AND DARK ARE IN ETERNAL CONFLICT. SO TOO, IS THE TRIPNONCE THE GREATEST ENEMY OF THE DOMINANT POSTERS ON BRIT/POL/, THE ANONYMOUS. THE TRIPNONCE IS A BIOLOGICAL CREATURE, CRAFTED BY NATURE, WHICH HAS HANDS, LEGS, EYES AND MOUTH, EVEN THE SEMBLANCE OF A BRAIN. NEVERTHELESS, THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE IS ONLY A PARTIAL HUMAN BEING.

ALTHOUGH IT HAS FEATURES SIMILAR TO A HUMAN, THE TRIPNONCE IS LOWER ON THE SPIRITUAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL SCALE THAN ANY ANIMAL. INSIDE OF THIS CREATURE LIES WILD AND UNRESTRAINED PASSIONS: AN INCESSANT NEED TO DESTROY, FILLED WITH THE MOST PRIMITIVE DESIRES, CHAOS AND COLDHEARTED VILLAINY.

A SUBHUMAN AND NOTHING MORE!

NOT ALL OF THOSE WHO APPEAR HUMAN ARE IN FACT SO. WOE TO HIM WHO FORGETS IT!

THREAD DERAILING, NARCISSISM, POINTLESS SQUABBLING AND DEGENERATE BEHAVIOUR ALL MAKE UP THIS MODERN UNDERWORLD OF SUBHUMAN TRIPNONCES THAT IS ALWAYS HEADED BY THE APPEARANCE OF THE ETERNAL EDDIE.

walkers stax > pringles desu

looks like you accidently replied to a tripfag
>oops!
but hey, don't worry, we all make mistakes sometimes
just remember in future to hide their posts and filter their tripcode. that way, you won't accidently reply to them. peace!

You do realise that eating food from different cultures from around the world requires millions of illegal immigration from Pakistan and India right?

How else is it possible?

Too liberal

>Your average tripcunt

It's funny how Eddie usually acts like Mr big balls, but when pube and white nationalist show up
He starts acting like a little beta bitch boy

Morning lads

Why do Brits on YouTube get really fucking angry when you tell them Trump caused Brexit?

thanks for the money you fat piece of shit

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Who?

They can't handle the truth

1812 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

Lolwut

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Interesting results

HE RAN AWAY

HE RAN AWAY

HE SAW A GUN,

AND CRIED FOR MUM

TO WIPE HIS BUM,

OH EDDIE,

HE RAN AWAY

Both of you trips are cursed to eternal embarrassment so you've decided to be Anonymous now, DanTheMan?

I'm not a trip

I did my tour.

Yeah, because you embarrassed yourself too much when using them.

"I DID MY TOUR,

I'M WITHIN THE LAW!"

OH, BUT EDDIE

YOU STILL RAN AWAY

I'm really not a trip
I made this

Oh I remember that pic being made. You have the same filenames as DanTheKike.

I wasn't within the law, that's why I went to MCTC.

r--r-r-ule b-b-b-br-br-britannia, r-right guys?

Next week it'll turn out they're incestuous lovers. Gotta normalize these things somehow.

He probably stole my style

Well we never had a lot of those things before immigration. You sound like a fascist racial profiler to me.

"OH SIR, I DIDN'T DESERT,

SEE, I'M A PACIFIST CONVERT,

NOW PLEASE SHIP ME HOME,

DON'T LET MY COWARDICE TO BE KNOWN"

SAID EDDIE AS HE RAN AWAY

>pacifist
Lolno. I did my tour, came home, went on a course back in UK, got fed up/exceptionally drunk, went on an unauthorised holiday in Edinburgh for a few weeks and came back.

There once was a man named Eddie,

Who wanted to make Pakis deady,

So he went to Iraq,

Realised it was courage he lacked,

And came back home mentally unsteady

>went on an unauthorised holiday

mom's spageddie

I didn't do Iraq

I'm sure you did a drunk tour of Edinburgh though.

What did you do then? The men?

At's no Tory the gardener, That's Boaby the barman.

I did Afghan.

Just messing with you lad, I already know that. You're a proper war hero and all that innit.

Hardly, I drove around in a truck mostly and in between ops we got to live in bastion which is like being on holiday. It's the lads stuck out in PBs for 6 months who do the real work.

>war hero

His tour "of duty" was a straight line from the battlefield to literally anywhere else

Why did you run away though ?

>serves In Afghanistan
>sees friends and comrades wounded or killed
>still suffers nightmares over that time a friendly air raid killed innocent civilians
>comes home, scarred and suffering from PTSD
>brit/pol/ is the only thing that can distract him
>gets mercilessly teased by a bunch of virgins and weaboos

C'Est La Vie

Poor little Eddie went to Afghanistan

And swiftly realised he wasn't a man

He ran away

And to this day

Insists he is a hero on Sup Forums

>sees friends and comrades wounded or killed

He ran away before he could.

I heard he used one of his wounded mates as a human shield

She looks cute, do you have a higher res?

Boredom led my to drinking which led me to being in shit a lot which led me to not giving a fuck which led me to wanting out.
I did try and rationalise it at the time, with other shit that had happened but I was just a drunk idiot like 90% of people booted.

wooops
you replied to a tripfag.
we understand that accidents can happen. that's why we won't ban you this time
please be more careful in the future

>he doesn't understand the electoral college
You're probably one of the autists who post the SHE. FUCKING. WON. threads

Ah right
Yeah that's understandable
I had a good friend who joined the Irish army, and ended up coming back up to Northern Ireland because he couldn't be fucked with it
He can't go back to the south as far as I know

Not fat enough.

>>serves In Afghanistan
Yeah
>>sees friends and comrades wounded or killed
No friends injured, just a couple of USMC and locals
>>still suffers nightmares over that time a friendly air raid killed innocent civilians
Saw nothing like that
>>comes home, scarred and suffering from PTSD
Don't have PTSD

You haven't served shit, you fat lying faggot.

Shhh, i like to LARP.

"It wasn't me, it was the booze"

Is one of the lies he would use

Now mentally deficient

His arguments insufficient

And everyone hopes his life he will lose

kek

Apparently a few of his mates were being held hostage at gunpoint so he sniped all of them and told the CO that they were executed by the taliban so he didn't risk himself getting hurt

I was in training with a lad who did go through hell out there, so I hate people to think I was anywhere near the same boat as him.

>all this fucking tripnoncery and LARPing about having a fight in a pub car park

Yeah fucking Rule Britannia and shit.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40849611

Wonder how many of these are touted as "grime music videos". Fucking wogs.

Fat people don't have opinions, I don't listen to them the same way I ignore sodomite orders

I only take the time to listen to people like the golden one because like me they care about their body and look after themselves so you can trust them to have a rational mind

Unlike self destructive and ugly tubbies like Peter Hitchens and sargon who fill their bodies with garbage and that's what they exude when they talk

Garbage.

/fit/pol

Only fitizens can be white.

If you are fat you are jewish

wtf i love khanistan now

My section was unironically captured at gunpoint by the Jordanian army over a misunderstanding once. Was a weird night

Night lads, I feel exhausted all of a sudden, think I might be coming down sick.
If I don't come online tomorrow expect the worst.

I thought my opinion of you couldn't get any lower but there we go

No one likes you
i hope you die

Why?