WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

IM IN HAWAII AND THE ENTIRE TOWNS POWER JUST WENT OUT AND NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA WHY

IS THIS BECAUSE OF NORTH KOREA???????????????????

IM USING MY PHONES 4G RIGHT NOW ANY OTHER HAWAII FAGS ON HERE HAVE POWER??????

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WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAW HAWAII FLY OVER MY HOUSE

>Phone still works
Not NK bud

>blaming volcanos on North Korea
Pathetic

Your phone is connected to an Basestation, the Basestation is connected to a landline. The Basestation is powered by electricity. Your outage is local, not statewide.

Pay your power bill fool

earthquake on big islamd

WHAT THE FUCK I JU

HOLY SHIT I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER GUYS

toasting

post pics

magnitude 2.2

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Hawaii here. All is normal

They shut out the lights then move a load of cargo around that would otherwise get unwanted attention. The same thing happened in Brussels last year.

Atmospheric EMP

Nuclear strike imminent, doubles confirm

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who is this semen demon?

another broke kanaka on hawaiian homelands not paying his bill

kek'd

I'll be there in 30 minutes

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They're rerouting your power to the Hyperlaser that will stop the nuke. Be proud.

RIP you. livestream your final hours senpai

Digits confirm if nuclear strike imminent.

Get the fuck out

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>In Hawaii and worrying about electricity...
Go swim in the ocean during the day and at night, go to a pig roast bonfire. In other words go outside and get some air faggot.

You're literally on Hawaii, I assume its part and parcel of living there.
Enjoy it while it lasts, a good blackout is hard to come by.
T. guy waiting for a blackout to last for days and collapse European society as we know it.

Holy fuck

>earthquake
>magnitude
>big island

AKA eruption

Volcano is getting ready to blow your ass out. Sorry, lad.

is just for maintenance everyone can go home now nothing to see here

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Hurry up and swim east before Trump starts builds the wall.

I'M IN IRELAND AND I HEAR HELICOPTERS

> that image
Made me chuckle user saved

We're cutting you fat monkeys loose. Learn Japanese.

sheit

in death, out awaits

Just go outside and enjoy yourself? It's fucking Hawaii.

fukken saved

I'm in Australia... the emus!!!! we are under attack!!!!

lol the price for living in paradise

come to think of it, isn't Hawaii one of the only tropical islands that isn't a shithole for everyone but tourists? Maybe God is punishing you for living so comfortably. Sloth or some shit. Bye bye

Most phones won't actually be affected by a EMP for the record.

Ua mau ke ea oka aina ika pono o Hawaii

Nudes for the love of God

THE ISLAND JUST TIPPED OVER

ride as far east as you can and dont stop til u can go no further. then turn 360 degrees around and take a pic of your house for us

The idea of living in an American state surrounded by water is scary.

Ahh people in Hawaii posting

Who /comfy/ here?

Quick run down???

POOLE'S CLOSED

The cost of living, natives, and meth addicts aren't enough already?

DUDE I'M IN VANCOUVER AND I SAW JETS HEADING OUT WEST FUCKING RUN

came here to laugh

>4G
Poorfag detected

good thing that im not in gayland.

You didn't see shit with all this smoke, faggot. Put out your fucking fires, bitch.

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isn't your entire country an island surrounded by water? fucken bong.

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AHAHAHAHHAH FUCK

HOLY SHIT THIS GUYS I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN THIS GUYON THE RIGHT ANSWERED THE PHONE. SOME SORT OF ALIEN CAME OUT OF IT AND MORPHED INTO THE THING ON THE LEFT. IT LOOKED AT ME, HISSED, AND THREW A BUNCH OF MARBLES AT ME AND SAID "THE IRON FIST IS NO LONGER FAIR, ENJOY YOUR BOGDABOTS KIDDO", THEN TELEPORTED. I MANAGED TO GET THIS PICTURE JUST AFTER HE TRANSFORMED, CAN ANYONE POSSIBLY GIVE ME A RAPID BREAKDOWN OF WHO HE IS

>DUDE I'M IN VANCOUVER AND I SAW JETS HEADING OUT WEST FUCKING RUN

Shelter in place. Call sign Almighty. Comms check in 60.

Saoli Sabatini is what i could come up with

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Amerifag reporting. There's been heavy mass military movements through Auckland all night. Kimmy is gonna get nuked.

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shoo proxyfaggot

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I wanna fuck some color into her. No, I am not brown...

The retarded nigger was right!

>her
Isn't "she" that red headed tranny?

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>mfw we're done for

SKY KANG

Calm down. They're just testing how things would turn out in the case of an EMP. Remain calm and trust Trump.

top bazinga

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How is this Sup Forums related?

Bring your bullshit to s4s or b

Is that Mia malkova?

kek Hawaii goes out in nuclear flames tonight