HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! GET IN HERE BOYS

HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! GET IN HERE BOYS

I CAN SEE A MUSHROOM CLOUD FrOM MY WINDO----(endmessage)

WTF LOS ANGELAS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

yeeeeeessssss slayyyyyyy

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sage

I wish a chigger would.

WHAT THE FUCK,TURN ON THE CNN

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LA Resident here, can confirm we are all dead now.

I know what inspect element is mate.

Also there would be an actual image of Los Angeles being fucked.

i really wish this was not fake and gay

WTF I LOVE LOS ANGELES NOW

>LAS ANGELINAS WUZ HIT BY NORDKURREN KEKLEAR WEAPON TODEY

Oh my god. Is Jake Paul okay?

I feel like such a dork for checking that even though I knew it was fake. Anyway, the story that's really there is a pretty big deal.

lmfao

I'm still here user!! Getting my hopes up on L.A. being purged

Da missiles go woooooooo!

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Took em long enough.

WE LARP GENERAL NOW

>WTF I love North Korea now!

FTFY

Angelino here.

This is the best tan I've ever had.