Why is Trump only popular in Israel and Russia?

Why is Trump only popular in Israel and Russia?

Good goy, 5 sheckles for this post

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Russia - low IQ

Israel - bought him off

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Ekhm

It is a great honor for me to be here with all of my friends.
So amazing + will NEVER FORGET !

russia - think he's a useful idiot (which he is)
israel - think he's a good goy (which he is)

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Because they chipped in the buy him together