18th birthday today

>18th birthday today
>still a virgin

damn thats so fucking weird, looks at least 6 ft 5+ too

Why does it matter so much? Seems so shallow unless you get in to a real relationship

>posted this on pol by accident
FFFF

Looks like you got your head shrunk by a voodoo priest. I wouldn't fuck you either.

Youll get laid in college

>fell for this meme
>am a 21 yo virgo

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER. I'VE BEEN SMASHING PUSS SINCE I WAS 8 HAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR VOTING FOR TRUMP RETARD!!!!!!

Not really a big deal....

You sound like you were molested.

Strong head to body ratio/10

Just get a whore you dumb faggot. No big deal

My freshmen year I had sex with numerous girls...they are easy in college. You just gotta have some self confidence, I lost my V when I was 17.
Also just get some friends and go to bars/house parties and you can get something

That's what I did when I was 17. Still regret it to be honest.

I am 21 and still a virgin. I wouldn't worry about it until you are 25+

Your life is barely starting.

If it matters so much to you get a whore

>28 years old soon
>still a virgin

I can almost cast thunder

>22nd birthday coming up, still a virgin
>most likely will stay a virgin until marriage...unless i get raped

Why is his head so smol?

in utero alcohol induced microcephaly

>28
>lost virginity at 20
>haven't had a gf since
feels bad

29 hugless KHV reporting in
wizard SOON

and that's why you will be here forever

Why are you so obsessed with sex?
t. voluntarily celibate

I lost my virginity at 28. Not the best performance but it's doable. Now my gf wants to marry me, lusts for my cock, walks around with a smile on her face for a while day after I give her the D, and fantasizes about me impregnating her.

You can turn your life around, user.

>gave up when he was so close to experiencing wizard powers

Since you are from the United Kingdom you probably didn't make any moves since English girls tend to be easy.

hahahahaha that head

I talk to girls on dating sites and then look for their porn lookalikes and masturbate

>and fantasizes about me impregnating her
Damn son

Shrunk head will do that to you op.

>22 years old
>still no gf

It's pretty fucking hot desu. She wants four or five kids. I guess she's /mygirl/.

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Reminder that if you are an un-virgin you should sod off from this site. Reddit is probably best for you.

Just B.E. yourself, right? It's that simple, is it?

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