This guy approaches you and slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
This guy approaches you and slaps your girlfriend's ass
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Cut his dick off and make OP eat it
He's dead. RIP
Offer him some cornbread.
he already had bad luck, he can do it.
Make him ride the lightning.
offer him advice on a well-balanced meat and veggies based diet that helps fight heart disease
You all would cry like a little bitch and you know it.
Shoot first, ask questions later.
2A
Man I miss MCD. He seemed like such a chill dude.
Fucking hell, that body doesnt look real how do i achieve that?
I'd be in shock considering he's dead.
Put him in an armbar and hyperextend his elbow. He is an overblown carb addicted juice head who cannot defend himself.
Open up the cage and let Bob Sapp out to deal with him
Tell him to fuck off, shoot him when he chimps.
Kick him sideways in the knee, dropping him. grab girlfriend and run.
G G G Ghost nigger!
Freak out because the dead have risen
Tell him if I was in Daredevil I'd want to be dead too
Shoot him in the face. I don't live in California.
Yes sir Baws, I's didn't do it I sway-er
looks like he has a swastika imprinted on the back og his head
Throw him a basketball
Teach him 7.62 x 39.
>*unseathes crowbar*
>*hits*
Ask how much he can shrug because those are some killer traps.
cut his head off
ask my girlfriend if she's okay with it because its her body her choice, and I'm not a patriarchal man that must "controls the womenz"
Shoot him with every bullet in my gun's magazine.
>s-stop d-doing that
>fuck u white boi
>no caroline what are you doing?!?!?!
>black man proceeds to fuck my gf
>he finished and lets out a big "GRAHHHH"
>I clean my wife and then go home like nothing happens
This
Fuck off skinhead
bully him for having no nipples
I'd scream like a baby because that mother fucka is dead. Dude would be the scariest zombie ever.
Like a zombie boss fight.......
>tell him I enjoyed several of his movies
>probably the only good thing in Armageddon
>if he's still looking pissed..gonna have to shoot him.
You carry a rifle with you all the time?
slap his.
>open carry state
Fuck, you are one lucky bastard.
Shoot him in the fucking head with my concealed carry.
Shoot myself so I don't have to exist on this planet anymore.
Piss on his corpse. He ded
Agreed.
Slap his ass.
What girlfriend?
Ask for an autograph because I loved "The Green Mile", great movie.
challenge him to a duel
Got to watch out for those Ghost Niggers
scream that a black man just touched a white woman, then the roving packs of white supremacist enforcers we have in America would exercise their second amendment right and shoot him dead. God Bless the USA
Slap his ass right back
Why do you americans buy this shit tier 7.62x39 AKs? 7.62x39 is a shitty ammunition.
Inform his owner
"nice tits, nigger"
Arrest/shoot him if he does literally anything.
t. LEOfag
>What do you do?
Shoot him in the head.
My wife would back me up when I said he violently attacked her and I was defending her life.
Pepper spray. Done.
Gouge his eyes out and bite chunks out of him