>go to grocery store at night >dressed black shirt, jeans, leather shoes with leather jacket >fill cart with normal items >put 1-3 rounds of provolone cheese in basket >go to aisle w/o cameras >casually place provolone cheese inside leather jacket lining >go to check out >be polite with teller, may flirt with teller if pretty >go home, add to provolone cheese pile
repeat about two dozen times until i have 50+ provolone cheese rounds in my fridge
>go in, notice provolone cheese has security tag inside sticker >switch to chocolate
Is it normal to fuck with society? Does causing problems cause society to become better?
>inb4 sociopath
Eli Nelson
What do you do with all the Cheese?
Ryder Perez
>inb4 sociopath no one who understands definitions of words would call you a sociopath for the above. an annoying petulant faggot for sure but not sociopathic
Caleb Evans
why is this so funny
Luke Sullivan
>my younger days >going through tough times >apply for food stamps >"you make too much money" >only 40 dollars left after bills every month >any animal that lets itself starve is a failure >start shoplifting >the things I steal don't get restocked >markets have less things I like
Also they probably knew it was you doing it and where just collecting evidence until they could get you on a really big charge.
Wyatt Cooper
this.
fuck off back to Sup Forums op
Nolan Hall
It's more just pathetic and seems like you're desperately searching for some petty sense of control.
Wyatt Howard
I eventually ate it all, usually on pastrami sandwhiches
Eli Rivera
Op pls respond
Samuel Clark
This is a severe case of LEAF
Easton Richardson
>is it normal to be a nigger Only if you're black.
Jonathan King
Top kek OP. Any more stories like this?
Thomas Hall
Stop stealing shit and get a god damn job, Aladdin.
Christian Walker
...
Dominic Barnes
He proves alone
Jacob Williams
I would walk around at night and slash at young women who dressed too slutty then run away
I was a real "troll" if you see what I mean haha
Cooper Butler
I'm White
Well yes, when I'm hungry I'll find a busy take out place, wait in line, stare at the menu then find a receipt laying around then just grab some new meal that just comes out and walk out
The person announcing the number never checks
Jose Johnson
Literally >Is stealing from a business cool, bros?
Jose Walker
see
Bentley Lee
absolutely /devilish/
Cooper Allen
what you did is redpilled if it's a store owned by muslims/jews or kike enablers
Jaxson Jones
>is stealing redpilled? XD
Landon Scott
Being a thief means the death penalty in my books.
Jaxson Phillips
> t. obermaynes
Kevin Gray
By your logic all women should be killed?
Josiah Turner
meh fuck this degenerate culture we live in. pro tip: find a store that has self checkout kiosk. fill hand basket to the brim with your shit. place entire basket on scale. press no barcode. from the list of produce choose something that requires you to enter in a quantity (limes/lemons etc) choose quantity 1. wait. place entire basket in bag area. pay. leave smiling and wish the employees a good day. congrats you just learned how I eat like a fucking king and have for 5 years. I've payed total of ~120$ the entire time.
Parker White
That's an interesting idea. However, most self-checkout aisles have random checks around here. I might try that today.
Easton Jackson
Nice
Zachary James
>add to provolone cheese pile what
Andrew Foster
you'd better pay cash only at those checkouts then. i wouldn't want my card associated with hacked self checkout purchases.
Brody Wright
I'd love to stack up on cold cuts of meat from the deli counter desu.
James Flores
Best pizza toppings coming thru: pineapple chunks, bacon pieces, black olives. Mama mia that'sa good'a pizza'a, just'a like'a da papa'a used'a to make'a.
Luis Collins
That's actually really easy. Get like $20-30 in nice expensive Salami or whatever cold cuts you like, then get a box of burgers or some teryaki chicken- as long as the box is openable and resealable. Then just shove the cold cuts in there. Doesn't change the weight distribution and the cashiers never notice the weight difference.
Works everytime.
Joseph Flores
Not evidence, but depending on the jurisdiction there is sometimes a minimum limit when a misdemeanor becomes a felony. They are just waiting you to get overcomfident(because every petty thief does) then when youre walking out with a big load some plainclothes guy will nicely ask you to come with him and show some ID if possible. Atleast thats how we do it.
t. cop.
Also, stores dont really give a shit about petty theft, they lose more of their inventory through dropped crates, unpaid consumption, employee theft or just general spoilage than to give a shit about a few blocks of cheese.
Cameron Harris
Congrats for joining nigger-tier idiocracy.
If everyone stole then we'd be just like Apefrica. In fact I think you should just go to Apefrica now and start thieving mudpies.
Dominic Williams
Shoplifters are the coolest of drug addicts. It's like an IRL Super Mario adventure every day.
Ryder Stewart
>tfw I've actually done this before Drove through the drive through without ordering something. Got a free meal.
Joshua Long
you might as well just give it to him now. i wouldn't sell that since he had it on his crotch
Julian Adams
>shoplifting are you a nigger, niggerboy?
Christopher Robinson
anyway, i agree, stealing is degenerate as fuck and you're becoming a nigger, if you do it
Ethan Lewis
A good one to do is go through a drive through when it's busy with a friend or two, ie. local McDonalds in a bar area. Order a shitload of food, like 40 hamburgers, and then pull up.
Get out a foreign credit card that they don't accept (ie. Discover). Fake an accent like Russian and being wasted and wait for them to tell you they don't take it then start arguing with them. Refuse to move until they accept the card. Eventually start asking for the owners telephone number.
They always end up just giving you the food to leave. Biggest haul was like 60 burgers, combination of jr bacon cheeseburger, mcdoubles and jr mcchickens.
Thomas Perry
Inventory is automatically reordered when it's sold, so it won't be restocked until they do a yearly manual inventory.
Brandon Wood
this is the most leaf thread i've encountered in a while
Ethan Williams
>That look when you realize you have probably eaten food that touched nigger dick.
Jaxon Thomas
Thats not how you make hawaiian pizza. You put little sliced pieces on, like 2cm x 1cm. Personally I dont like pineapple, but plum sauce is great, try it some time.
Jacob Bailey
>apply for food stamps how about you stop using the AC you fucking leech
Justin Bennett
You forgot the rat poison.
Angel Bell
>I eventually ate it all, usually on pastrami sandwhiches
well, no.
Landon Harris
>establishing a pattern that could cause you to get caught instead of stealing a different thing you actually need every time
Confirmed dummy
Tyler Wright
Time to stop blaming Whitey.
Time to stop.
Aiden Davis
>>Is stealing from a business cool, bros?
From corporations? Yes From mom and pop stores? Fuck no, unless they're paki's then it's fine too
Gabriel Edwards
>every store uses the same system of inventory management
m8
Grayson Walker
Congrats on the nigger behavior.
Brody Watson
MA CHE CAZZO ALLORA ERI TU CHEMI FREGHI I PROVOLONI? MA TI SPACCO LA FACCIA FOGLIA DI MERDA DIOCANE
Jace Mitchell
I always steal 10% of my groceries.
Robert Perez
Black shirt Black belt Black boots As a sign of badittude
Redpilled Well skilled living in solitude
Jaxson Johnson
>From corporations? Yes
Don't be so naive. You're not stealing from the corporation, you're stealing from everyone else who buys from them.