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Your family consumes 1 SPAM per day.
Shelf life SPAM - 2 years.
2 years SPAM stock - 730 cans.
For 15 cans after the 3rd World War, you can buy a slave.
You have to buy 730 cans and spend 1 old SPAM bank per day.
Refill you`s reserve to 730 cans every week.
So you will be rich after the 3rd World War.
OR YOU WILL BE SLAVE!
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Who would ever buy spam when better meats are usually readily available
Always confused me; now I know ITS THE JEWS
only SPAM will have value like currency after the 3rd World War
cose it have GOLD can!
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>15 cans for a slave
>Slaves increases spam consumption
>starve faster
Ill take muh guns and go live innawoods.
you can not eat it
Whadda do with it make a fleshlight you fag?
Spam is Salty AF.
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Long-Term Food Storage for Emergencies.
>Salt
also must stock it
2 year shelf life is terrible for a currency. Not to mention you have to open it to even know if it's still good.
I'll eat Spam about once every 5-10 years. The only way I like it is sliced & heated in a fry-pan. It's good as a sandwich with cheese, or with eggs. It's not *bad*, but it's certainly not great.
>2 year shelf life is terrible for a currency.
realy it 5 years, also for currency only usage "shelf life" mean nothng
I'm sitting on plenty of long-term foods.
I switched, quickly, from canned spam, to canned chicken. It's a lot more versatile, and doesnt have near the salt content.
but only SPAM will have value like currency after the 3rd World War
cose it SPAM
5 years is still terrible. Gold became a currency specifically because it never rusted and would be as usable in 100 years as it was the day you got it.
and no I don't think anyone is going to trade for cans of expired spam,
Canned food lasts for *years*. Those dates are just CYA dates for the manufacturer. At one point, I bought cases of canned potatoes, for emergencies. I finally started adding them to pot roasts, etc. I finished off the last of them two months ago. They "expired" in 2015.
You will eat it if you're hungry.
for currency only usage "shelf life" mean nothng, it will have same value even 10 years old, till SPAM company rebuild hes factory
>spam
>better meats
Are you retarded son?
Spam is pretty good. It's cheap and helped alot of poor people during the war. It's just ham. People that freak out about it are literally retarded.
It's actually a combination of ham and pork shoulder. Both acceptable cuts of meat. It's literally the only canned luncheon meat that doesn't fuck around. Also the only binding agent it uses is potato starch, which has a very neutral flavor and maintains texture even after cooking and reheating.
SPAM is pretty fucking amazing.
The biggest part of the expiration date, is the veggies might lose color & flavor during very long term storage, but they're still safe to eat.
Fry it up like a hot dog.
Same damn difference.
What I do is I schloop it out of the can, cut off some nice thin slices, then throw them on an iron skillet, brown them on both sides, and that will render off enough of the fat to grease the iron skillet just enough to cook a couple of eggs on after. When you cut it thin and brown it it tastes just like bacon. And of course when you cook the eggs after you don't have to salt them because the spam leaves enough salt behind in the pan. It was designed as a survival food, so it's great to take camping and shit.
Report and sage samefag OP
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>till SPAM company rebuild hes factory