C-continue to have a good evening, A-Anglo-senpais. . .
Kevin Brooks
What's your most shameful memory lads?
Here's mine:
>be 14 >meet cute 13 girl from the same town online >chat a lot >she's immediately falls for me >thinks I'm really cool, practically worships the ground I walk on >meet on a couple of dates in town >enjoy some kissing and touching >her parents are away one weekend >she asks me to come over and spend the weekend at her place >gives me her address >go there on my bike >get lost because I've never been in that part of town before >spend hours trying to find the place before giving up >she calls me and asks why I didn't come >I don't want to look like an uncool faggot who gets lost in his own hometown so I tell her I'm dumping her >don't return any of her desperate calls or e-mails
Juan Long
Well at the same time a mayor of a town near Newcastle was caught for being a pedo So, because he was white, it takes the wind out of sails of the blame the pakis crowd
Adam Miller
>No friends >No ambition >No happiness in years >No future Who else has this feel?
Jackson Sanders
Of course it can go without saying that in the event of a right-wing attack he would blame anyone to the right of Corbyn of creating a toxic atmosphere that allowed it to happen or some such nonsense.
William Nelson
How is that European paper not bankrupt yet?
Leo Stewart
Allow me to refute you thus
Logan Robinson
The front page of The Sun is always an interesting snapshot of how terrible this place is
Andrew Johnson
Burger?
Isaiah Nguyen
What would an after dinner speech from her even be like?
Parker Brooks
Why haven't you read the complete works of Shakespeare yet?
Ayden Hernandez
Good old dipu
Cunt deserves death
Henry Davis
>Theres millions of these shows now on channel 4 and itv and shit. It's ALWAYS the fat white woman with a bunch of spacker kids in a village somewhere where there literally are no jobs. They never go round the London Estates and see the muslim ghettos.
The worst one ever was 'The Last White kids' on channel 4 in 2003.
It followed one of the last White English families at their school in Manningham Bradford.
The young white lads kept getting into fights with Asians at school and stopped attending. Eventually they got sent to a whiter school where they began to enjoy themselves more.
The young daughters started going to mosque and learning Arabic. One of them started wearing a Niqab despite being under 15 because the Muslims couldn't tell if she was white when she would wear it.
Useless white Mother just sat back and encouraged it.
The most poignant moment was hearing the young lad say he didn't want to be a Muslim, and that he was 'Just English'. He was being forced into a world he didn't want to be part of because of mass migration.
I would tell you to give it a watch, but it's pretty heartbreaking.
Aw poor girl You were a kid though so not too big a deal
I've can barely even bring myself to think about any of my past Due to the amount of embarrassing shitty things I've done So instead I just try to focus on the future
But occasionally a memory will slip out and kill me for a couple of days
Luis Price
Maybe it's code for a sex party
Gavin Adams
A bingo game with tits
Robert Perry
I'm not watching that man
Justin Jones
on the bright side, the slide story isnt fooling anyone.
not met a single person all day who thinks its wrong, yet every single one thinks paki rape gangs should be deported to the ocean.
Justin Price
>be me >15 yr old with blue balls >sisters hot mate staying over >in bathroom >see sisters mates toothbrush >wank on it
Best bit was her smiling at me next morning...
Mfw
Easton Ramirez
>I can't believe that sort of thing can be true You should believe it lad. Africans have never invented a single worthwhile thing. They stayed where they started out, never once moving to strive for better. They never developed a written language.
I spent a month in Mozambique training some locals on how to use some pretty simple equipment and what would take a Brit a day or two to learn took them well over a week and even then they were fucking shit.
I've taught 5 year old children in Britain and they picked concepts up more quickly and more enthusiastically than these blokes who we were paying 5x the average salary of their area.
Nolan Lopez
How does pic related make you feel?
Henry Davis
lol is this the same guy who always posts this ages ago?
Matthew Perez
fuck off this is fake
Adam Brooks
Would you lads wear this?
Sebastian Wright
Fuck watching that. Jesus Christ.
Parker Ramirez
It isn't fake.
Brandon Bell
Kek, that pose - should read 'merchant of the people'
Not bad I remember reading a children's bible when young And it basically outlined the stories in a way that made them interesting and accessible to me, with pictures and all that.
So I don't think there's a problem with this providing it's for very young children Or 'special needs' children
Cooper Brown
>you will never go back to being ignorant and bluepilled
Eli Ramirez
O, horrible! O, horrible! most horrible!
Andrew Roberts
sorry for nonce flag that was an accident
Noah Harris
It's a jokey gimmick book. Are they using it in schools? Are they fuck so what's the problem?
Jeremiah Watson
Not much of a fan of the darker nips that Asian girls have desu.
Logan Jackson
But it's clearly aimed at the 12 year old or thereabouts age range, the fact is children should learn Shakespeare by reading it, not some pacified version.
Lincoln Gomez
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Kevin Walker
Which cheap supermarket cider is best?
So far I think Asda's.
I mix 2 litres of shitty cider with a bottle of weston's vintage every night. I get a good buzz for around £3.80 without fucking my guts up too bad
Julian White
Prepare to get deleted.
Michael Evans
>"I were born the way I were born, so I'm gonna stay that way. I'm not a Muslim, I'm not Christian, I'm just English. If God wanted Amy and Ashleigh to be a Muslim he would have made them Muslim. I won't ever become a Muslim because 1) you'd have to go mosque a million times a day, 2) you'd miss The Simpsons, 3) I've got to learn reading backwards, frankly I can't even read in English so how am I gonna read in their language?"
Gavin Parker
Cheese burger?
Jose Morris
>learn Shakespeare by reading it they should see it performed first
Luis Cox
Idk what it is about shitty cider, but if I drink it for a couple days straight I'll puke up blood and be shaking like fuck
Doesn't really happen with spirits though
I usually drink crofters because it's the cheapest near my house
Brayden Ross
white ciders do that to me.
Hudson Cooper
What poets have you read? You said the other night you wanted to read more. I'll send you on the right path.
>"Cos if you're like white colour and you wanna be a Muslim, no one can see your face so they'll think you're a Muslim"
Easton Wilson
Don't drink much cider these days but when I did, Asda always seemed to have the best cheap stuff. They even had a pretty good cheap pear one, for when I wanted something a little different.
Eli Thomas
Recommend me some
Mason Allen
this is like those movies where they hire the master burglar to break into the mafia safe, but with pedophelia
Brody Gray
(((Channel 4))) (((David Abraham))) This country is lost. They've won. There's no going back now.
Jordan Ward
2pac is the best poet desu
Julian Thompson
Fuck you defeatist faggots. Your boy out here setting his life straight and going to make something of himself. You both aughta do the same lads.
Anthony Parker
me
Robert Long
I want more asain cuties to immigrate to britain, when can we get our cutie asian gf based immigration system?
Jacob Morgan
Reminder that the BoE base rate has not increased for over a full decade now. Since July 2007 interest rates have only moved downwards or sideways. We are living in the mother of all financial bubbles right now as a result of this and only a complete systemic reset will allow us to return to any meaningful prosperity.
Chase White
Adds a whole new meaning to kindergarten cop
Jackson Taylor
Keats, Byron
The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold, And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold; And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea, When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.
Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green, That host with their banners at sunset were seen: Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown, That host on the morrow lay withered and strown.
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed; And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!
And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide, But through it there rolled not the breath of his pride; And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf, And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.
And there lay the rider distorted and pale, With the dew on his brow, and the rust on his mail: And the tents were all silent, the banners alone, The lances unlifted, the trumpet unblown.
And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail, And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal; And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword, Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!
Ethan Young
>larkin >pound Great banter.
We shall begin at the beginning- The Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock: that will introduce you to his style Rhapsody on a windy night Preludes Hysteria Gerontion: getting more difficult The Waste Land: the biggy, you'll need to read up on it like everyone does The Hollow Men Ash Wednesday Journey of the magi- Hitchens told me he thought it 'miraculous' The Four Quartets
Logan Cox
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Carson Jenkins
ban pakis and niggers and instead welcome cuties
Alexander Moore
I'm feeling especially lazy, could you give me a link to 2 Amazon books?
Josiah Lewis
You'll put him off with that stuff.
Benjamin Taylor
Brit/pol/ = privileged straight white males and their first world problems
I'm old enough to remember this over-stylised, abridged, badly-acted cheeseball nonsense doing more to get teenagers started and interested in Shakespeare than any number of stuffy, full length BBC versions.
Yet the girls in my year went and saw it three and four times.
Thomas Diaz
>privileged straight white males and their first world problems
>checking my privilege >working class pauper with no asian gf failed the first test
>checking sexuality >straight confirmed
>white >i have hazel coloured eyes think that means im a nigger tbqh
>males >checking penis confirmed
>first world problems >checking my problems >no qt asian gf dont ever say this is a trivial problem >:(
Nathan Johnson
You don't like byron, mate? I love the epic stuff, Coleridge, tennyson etc
Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world. Push off, and sitting well in order smite The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths Of all the western stars, until I die. It may be that the gulfs will wash us down: It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles, And see the great Achilles, whom we knew. Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho' We are not now that strength which in old days Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Samuel Bell
Perhaps it's because they weren't exposed to the "stuffy" ones.
Carson Gonzalez
REMINDER : poetry is for fags
Asher Jackson
I like it a lot but in my experience the 19th century stuff seems to put people who aren't use to it off. Seems better if you introduce them with more 'modern' and then work backwards. >not a teacher though so it might be bullshit, just my limited experience
Matthew Jackson
Indeed, I keep forgetting all the great poets were complete poofs.
Brody Smith
Even if you don't have a job you still get paid by the government. There are kids starving in Africa you shit.
Tyler Perez
They were exposed to the stuffy ones but it's easier to plant the seeds for this sort of thing if kids are actually interested in it.
Shitty BBC sets or an impenetrable stage show? Not so much. But put a young Leo in the role and make the thing glamorous and visual and all of a sudden, teenage girls WANT to understand what he's saying. It makes the whole thing easier.
