SPAM investment Guide

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Your family consumes 1 SPAM per day.
Shelf life SPAM - 2 years.
2 years SPAM stock - 730 cans.
For 15 cans after the 3rd World War, you can buy a slave.
You have to buy 730 cans and spend 1 old SPAM bank per day.
Refill you`s reserve to 730 cans every week.
So you will be rich after the 3rd World War.
OR YOU WILL BE SLAVE!

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t. assistant spam sales rep

Hawaii is going to turn to cannibalism when the spam tap is turned off.

> buying not building
Not sustainable.

...

How much will a can of Spam cost in .22lr and .223.

Cause realistically 1 22=1 squirrel which is like a fresh can of spam.

>squirrel
all squirrels will be poisoned and radioactive

>worlds stupidest viral marketing campaign

SPAM=memory of good times and Luxury consumption
.22lr = if bullets in price trading imposible

FUTURE SLAVE GIVES VOICE

Implying you can't do both

There's plenty of other food that has similar or longer shelf lives, companies market bulk shtf designed foods. The fact you single out spam, with its two year shelf life, is...telling

Implying you have leftover time besides guarding your stash.

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>20 year shelf life

reported for spamming

>ePin Dude 8^O
>highlighted in green like meme text

even God thought this post was epic so I hope this gets lots of replies and gets posted in every screencap thread from now on

youtube.com/watch?v=L3I3fpXpJAs

>Your family consumes 1 SPAM per day.
>Your family dies after 3 months due to high blood pressure complications

SPAM=memory of good times and Luxury consumption

old tread:

Spam=luxury? What the fuck third world hellhole are you hiding behind the meme flag.

youtube.com/watch?v=L3I3fpXpJAs

City folk with city folk problems.

all you living staff will die from chemical weapon and radiation

Naw I'll be okay.

>I'll be okay.
you`ll not
1st you need big tank of water, and well protected house with air filter system

dweeb

Like I said I'll be okay.

so you have it?
but you will be poor and SLAVE later

it can be hidden and guardless