>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>dindu holed up in a building throwing knives at cops >building surrounded >SWAT has been called in
Brody Parker
Jesus christ, that audio is terrifying. Spic gangs are sometimes even more savage than the niggers.
Lincoln Foster
>Stream: Ambient >Style: Tomorrow >Pinball: Space Cadet
Good evening Roberts, hope everyone is /comfy/.
Nathaniel Foster
>the three males that beat up the 7-11 owner yesterday are back
Jaxon Robinson
spic gangs are general worse then niggers gangs
Nicholas Allen
Bump
Owen Jenkins
>TEN TO FIFTEEN >TEN TO FIFTEEN SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Isaiah Reyes
Anarcho-tyranny is awesome. This diversity makes us stronger
Juan Martinez
>intoxicated male homeless black >male black harassing customers
James Cox
>male black manlet
Colton Cruz
>person stabbed >domestic related
Henry Phillips
>person stabbed over domestic dispute
Owen Gutierrez
>patient was inappropriately touched by another patient
Charles Reyes
>heart rate monitor goes up >is that your medication or are you just excited to see me
Adam Gomez
Bump again
Caleb Foster
Probably both psych ward patients.
Juan Butler
>mental >told boyfriend he'd be better off without her >something about a knife
F
Alexander Morales
Who is Adam?
Jack Rivera
The shift before this.
David Brooks
>person trying to break into car
Eli Brooks
Bump because the picture.
Nathaniel Bennett
>cop needs description of vehicle >probably just another carjacking in Chiraq
Leo Martinez
>shoplifter being pursued by police
Gabriel Roberts
>caller's friend ODed on morphine
Jack Gutierrez
>Another Opiate overdose
How many overdoses do you think we hear every month?
Ethan Rivera
Hundreds minimum.
Joshua Perry
Bump
Juan Turner
oh shit checked, guess I better listen
Juan Hall
>abandoned beige pontiac in the alley
Jack Parker
White Shitzu is sitting on his front porch growling at people.
Gabriel Foster
>remember hearing about two asians on the scanner last night >haven't heard any today Guess it's back to normal
Cameron Rogers
evening lads. hope all is well. anyone here about a happening on addison? heard on the radio earlier there was 'police activity' and shit was shut down. seemed pretty hyped.
Ethan Reed
>person attempted suicide by cutting
Josiah Bell
The female keeps raising her legs up. I don't know what that means.
Justin Flores
>somebody ODing at the gas station
And another one
Alexander Murphy
>boyfriend threatening mother with gun in building
Dylan Johnson
Bump
Matthew Taylor
>caller's brother is in the house trying to fight with mom
Mason Bailey
>7-8 men smoking weed in a pickup truck
Ethan Cox
>male bleeding from the head
Blake Campbell
>male refusing to leave lobby in Chinatown
Kayden Collins
i would def kill myself if i had to robert as my job
Colton Torres
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.
Ian Lopez
>mfw desperately trying to get a job as a Robert I really only want to work at CPD despite applying to a few other din du cities.
Andrew Nelson
did i hear that there was once a man CPD pursued across the city after he kept appearing inside storm drains?
Gavin Gomez
it really is, which is why i could not fucking deal
mad respect to all roberts out there
Colton Moore
>man assaulting and threatening woman
Evan Parker
The nog who kept trying to drag women into sewers?
Kevin Brooks
Bump
Christopher Thompson
A little /comfy/ jumped out at me on my way home tonight. Imagine this poor bunny trying to survive in Chicago. Somehow they manage. Caught the little fucker eating an apple. I named him Robert.
Jaxon Murphy
gods speed Robert
Tyler White
>We're still talking about this
Jesus, we've been through a lot.
Noah Jones
>the morgue is full
Damn, son.
Asher Anderson
Cute
Nicholas Cruz
Just stopped by to check on little Robert cotton tail. He's cool.
Luis Moore
>trying to put a bike together inside a van
Jacob Price
>male passed out with his phone on his stomach >possibly intoxicated
Gee wiz, ya think?
Jace Russell
Bump
Elijah Parker
>male laid out on the sidewalk
Cooper Parker
I like to pretend this homeless camp is in Chicago and everything going on is only a few blocks away.
Shop owner was sick of them so he put a camera up.
Gavin Thomas
>car vs building >two injuries >there may also be a person shot
Robert Brooks
>someone tried to hit caller with a garbage can >he's still outside and has a taser in his hand
David Thompson
>random guy has taser gun in hand
Jace Nelson
LT!
Jason Young
>male black exposing himself at dunkin donuts
Josiah Lewis
>male black exposing self >woman missing for three days
Carter Jackson
RIP Depressed mom from Texas (and probably her kids)
Adrian Turner
>FIVE >FIVE SHOTS FIRED ON THE BASKETBALL COURT >AH AH AH
F
Gabriel Foster
>caller's roommate is locked in the bathroom >lock may be broken >caller became irate when transferred to the fire department
Juan Hughes
>tfw no matter what else goes on in the world, you can always come back here to listen to beautiful ambient music and listen to the chimpout on CPD dispatch radio all damn night long and be divinely comfy
I owe a lot of thanks to the guy who came up with this idea, and to anyone maintaining it.
