American dream?

Im leaving in a week to the US of A to try and start a new life, what should i expect? Any advice Sup Forums?

Move into a white neighborhood

#1.) Cancel your flight.
#2.) Stay the fuck home.

When I first came to the greatest country civilization has ever known I bought my first gun and applied for concealed carry permit. got that the first month, took me 10 years to be able to vote lol but they gave me a gun and carry rights right away. I LOVE AMERICA YOU FUCKING NIGGERS NON AMERICANS KILL YOURSELVES YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS LIFE IS LIKE IT IS FUCKING AWESOME

What state you going to?

this is why you edit you EXIF data everyone.
Also Guadalajara? Isn't that mexico not argentina

we all learn our lessons the hard way, the worst place to learn internet lessons are on Sup Forums, the most unforgiving ungodly hell hole the human subconscious has ever fucking known. Besides meme web.

Im not going to give out my own visa to you guys lmao, so i just took that one from google

Not mine lol

cool, thanks for letting us know white guy tyrone

I am in the USA. We do go out, we do go to bars, have dinner with friends, do physical activity. In fact, we do it in style.
I don't LARP, I don't watch anime or read comics. I do play some online games on my PC, with my wife.

I am nearly 40 and me wife is in late 20's, former model now techie. Finncially secure, I own a maserati among 3 other cars. Multiple vacationa a year, dozens of concerts including meeting the talent.

I can have tats, wear shorts to the office (which I usually work at home save a day or two I go in for meetings).


I can speak freely and curse/swear in meetings. I get all kinds of silly perks like office going to
new movie releases or an entire day the whole office goes to volunteer at a food bank. We have a cyclist club for people that cycle
into work or do competitive practice at lunch. I don't have set hours. Food regularly paid for, at minimum on wed and Firday. Mandatory 2 trips a year to go to conventions and training (Usually LA/LAs Vegas/New York) - and I get to pick
which ones I personally want - all expenses paid (bring wife along). No I'm not a neckbeard and I am not the exception either. When I was single I was never without a date when I wanted.

Chicago IL, i lived there from 2001-06 when i was a little kid, in a cool polish neighborhood

>Argentina
>White
>Named Tyrone

Shiiieeeetttt

Translation:
>that's not me guise srsly I only edited it for dramatic effect

And you Argentine's say your white. Sad!

>Chiraq

Oooh damn.. my dad used to work in the south side, what a shithole..

If you're moving to a big city (ny, chic.,s.f,)avoid the temptation to live in the city centers. There is a trend in the u.s. where women (and your friends) will think low of you if you dont spend 50% of your income on rent just to be trendy and live in the city. Try as hard as you can to save money and leave the city to start a family, it's what every smart american does, don't listen to what they tell you

Yes Chicago is a shithole now (it was never good, but at least it wasn't as bad as it is now). Move to a different and better state user.

You'll find many opportunities to connect with your african roots in our vibrant and diverse cities.

Pretty sure Sup Forums has automatically scrubbed exif data for a while now.

exif data gets wiped, its been like that since 2008 newfag.

There are nightly threads on Sup Forums dedicated to listening to Chicago PD's police channels. It's that fucking shitty.

What about Iowa? My dad had to go to cali once for something and i remember him saying iowa is like white paradise

It's around 90% white.

yes except /gif/ and /p/

You have to go back. Make your country better instead of giving up on it.

CPD thread

Im an IT Technician so i would prefer at least a "middle" sized city if i could chose

>wife
>flag
???

I cant, 60+ percent of the population is retarded and are gonna vote "socialism" next time and the rest 40% of us are simply unorganized common people, its going to become venezuela 2.0

You can go to Seattle or Portland if you don't mind hipsters and rain. Portland is a good bit more white than Seattle.

Work hard and follow our rules. If you want to become American, give you must truly believe you are American. Remember your heritage, but remember that you are no longer Argentinian like your father and his father, you are American. This is where the dream is born from.

its the hot nw meme pasta making the rounds, pic related. Some faggot on reddit legitmately posted it as a respone to that elizabethwitchbitch's tirade against the entire industry that employs her because they're white nerds. Get your copy today and spread it around, its got unlimited potential

Seattle is expensive and depressing as shit, and Portland has the most insufferable white liberals.

I will dont worry, im not the kind of troublemaker spic inmigrant

Learn terms, like in the northeast chocolate sprinkles are called jimmys but in the south it's another term for niggers.

in that case you definitely need to move to the City, just avoid Chiraq since it's the least safe City right now.

Any American that is actually alright with this scum coming to the US is a self hating piece of shit that should just kill them self.
Legal immigrants are just as bad as illegal immigrants.
The US does NOT have a labor shortage. Immigration only lowers wages due to the increased supply of labor and increases the cost of living due to increased demand. The only (((people))) benefiting from (((immigration))) are those that profit from having to pay lower wages or those that profit from the increased cost of living.
The only immigrants we should be taking are those that are already rich.
US having a labor shortage or a "skills gap" is a meme. One good example is the cyber security field, there is supposedly a pretty big "shortage", yet pay is not going up nor are the employers willing to train people. You would think if there really was a shortage like (((they))) say then the pay would be going up rapidly or the employers would be willing to train.
Same thing with the supposed shortage of skilled trade workers, pay is not going up on top of the fact there is a high injury/death rate even though according to faggots like Mike Rowe there is a shortage.
I don't give a fuck even if you are a pure white European, fuck off we are full and you will be doing nothing but lowering my wage and increasing my cost of living.

fpbp
This
Do not go too far away from highway exits if you don't know the area
Stay away from Waffle House, it is 80% grease

>dont associate with niggers
>become a citizen
>arm yourself
>kill niggers

Whats waffle house? Lol

It was suspicious that you didn't show a black thumb

It is a grill that makes breakfast type foods, famous for it's signature waffles.
There is one or MORE on every highway exit in some areas.
Cookie cutter restaurant they can put one up overnight type of deal.
They hire the most degenerate people they can find to run them so they are always disgusting.

Wew this reminds me of the "shit was so cash" pasta

Shut up or ill change my mind and move to the madre patria instead ;)

Cheap greasy food that tastes good, best stick to the 24 hour breakfast though.

You can't reconstitute the original image from EXIF data, and it gets scrubbed when you upload, or am I being baited

Niggers.

Intended for

fuck off, they're full

>argentina
>white

Avoid deep inner cities. Light suburban America is the last true America.

How did he manage to remove the censoring on the image?

this why the fuck would you leave?

See this

Fuck man that sucks, good idea to leave quick. I wish you a safe journey.

Stay away from niggers, and if you are white enough, distance yourself from Mexicans and darkies. Never live around those people. I get a little itchy when just 1 black family out of 300 is renting in my complex. Don't make serious friends with niggers ever. Depending where you do people will probably be pretty friendly and interested in your story if you're young and don't look like a dirty beaner.

Thanks user, you thought we were a good country? lol

I'm that hacker known as Sup Forums

chicago is not bad in the white parts. what field of work?

because he wants to live in a whiter country than his own?

Like the in white greater area away from all the violence?

Yea

Well thanks everyone, ill save this post on my phone for use

Hey you got room for rent where i wont get shot? I want to see your women

You mean here? Nah its not really that fucked up, just dont dress too obviously expensive and stay out of the ghettos and youll be ok