Cheese smuglers caught at the finnish-russian border. This lad packed almost 100kg of cheese to his minivan

Cheese smuglers caught at the finnish-russian border. This lad packed almost 100kg of cheese to his minivan.

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telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/11818148/Putins-cheese-war-on-Europe-leaves-bitter-taste-in-St-Petersburg.html
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i like cheese

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But why?

Tariffs and import quotas were a mistake

>Kuljettaja ei ilmoittanut, että hänellä olisi ollut mitään tullattavaa
How much toll would you have to pay for 100kg cheese? My Finnish is rusty, but I guess the toll part was where the guy broke the law.

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Bet he made good time not having to stop to take a shit.

Thats a good cheese mane. Too bad its going down the sewers now.

kill yourself Le'monjello

Because our glorious leader don't want his peasants to eat capitalistic goods, so you have to smuggle them in. Isn't it wonderful?

w-what's gonna happen to all that delicious cheese op?

Sanction on cheese?

cheese is a hot commodity in the east, and because it's illegal in russia it is especially sought after.

Make local news great again.

>cheese is illegal in Russia

hmm well i guess you learn something new everyday

>6200 clips of russian police destroying food.mp4
l o l

Cheese is illegal in Russia? How? Like you can't even milk cows or goats to make it? What the fuck is going on?

is putin actually loved over in slavland or is it just a meme?

Cheese is a Jewish product that makes white people constipated, therefore is prohibitied

I dunno man, the further east you go the more topsy turby reality it gets.

EU restrains trading between EU and Russia.

"Forgot" to declare the cheese at customs, OP should have noted what's the point here. Check

Cheese... smugglers?

wait a minute isnt funland not part of the EU??

Do you not need a cheese license in the US?

It's on all American and EU food imports in response to sanctions.

Kek.
Sanctions at work boys. Soon they will all starve.

We have been proud members since 1995.

Less 'loved' more 'his competitors are despised even more'

so he is supported out of spite? wow russia really isnt that different from the US

kek

>Soon they will all starve.


yes and we both know how that ended didnt we?

Half of fucking yurope was occupied by red army

Once they cross the border ICBMs will fly. Its all different now.

*SHUDDERS*

You guys need a license to curdle milk?

>Finnish cheese is illegal in Russia
>British chocolate is illegal in America

Really makes you think.

lol russia can do nothing against europe

I think it's the opposite. We restricted cheese imports in response to EU sanctions. No idea why, our local cheese is pretty shit.

The Russian government banned Finnish cheese as a part of counter sanctions to west. That cheese is very good (compared to the rubber they sell in sssr) and was quite popular in Russia before the Ukraine habbbenings.


>Thanks, Putin!': Finland flooded with cut-price 'Putin cheese' as Russia turns away European exports
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/thanks-putin-finland-flooded-with-cut-price-putin-cheese-as-russia-turns-away-european-exports-9686238.html

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/11818148/Putins-cheese-war-on-Europe-leaves-bitter-taste-in-St-Petersburg.html

poor goys.

why are they oppressing cheese in the first place ?!

makes no sense !

Russia sanctions I guess?

At least we can enjoy our "Cheeselike product with holes"

"Our" cheeselike product with holes from Armenia

russians are like those aliens from alien nation, they get drunk on cheese like alien nation aliens get drunk on milk

also russians can walk on walls is why they use rugs like wallpaper

does that mean they can't have cheeseburgers?

Read about any previous leaders of Russia, its a really low fucking bar to beat.

Over Cheese!? You Munster!

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Don't worry, plastic cheese is still available.

looks like västerbotten yummm

cadbury products are so much better than hershey. crispy crunch and caramilk my man.

Khrushchev was a fucking retard

vladashart putin threatened sanctions over poland if they removed the ussr propaganda statues. hahahahaha pathetic

In the very early 90s after the fall of the Soviet Union, I regularly saw a bus of Russian tourists coming to buy tons of stuff at the convenience store right next to the apartment building we lived in. In hindsight it just seems odd they chose that store. There would've been a larger store a few blocks away. I wonder if the shop owner paid some tour guide to bring the Russians to his shop. Interesting times. And man, the smell of Russian tobacco coming off those tourists was heavy in those days. You could smell them from half a block away.

It's Russia, the customs officers are eating or selling it themselves.

Hey man if you're gonna illegally import something might as well be cheese. Shit is too good

Heh heh heh

I just woke up from a migraine headache

We went from TRb3's to smuggling high grade cheese

Probably the best timeline

you forget to mention, that it would be our ICBMs which would fly

probably get stuck in the tube. cheap garbage. but go the dumpster and meet your cheese dealer, faggot

Evil bastards.

I buy pretty good argentinian cheese, nothing wrong with that neoliberal butthurt about sanctions

Stupid sanctions... The west was supposed to be all about free trade.

>Argentinian cheese

you fucking monster.

I only eat euro cheese. best cheese comes from Switzerland anyways. France is a close second, then the Netherlands

Ummm can you even read? "Venäjän tulli otti keskiviikkona Nuijamaalla kiinni venäläismiehen, joka yritti viedä 99 kiloa Oltermannia kätkettynä Volkswagen Caravelle -mallisen pikkubussin rakenteisiin."

So he was caught by Russians not Finns.

Not according to my Google Translate of the article, apologies for not understanding your Mongoloid language.

>On Wednesday, the Russian customs took over in Nuijamaa a Russian man who tried to take 99 pounds of Oltermann, hiding in the Volkswagen Caravelle, a small mini bus.

>This information is available on the Russian Customs website .

>The driver did not say he had anything to do with customs, but there was something else in the car's inspection. The pictures published by the Russian customs show how cheese packaging is stacked behind the interior of the vehicle's outer walls.

Yall niggers dont know shit bout cheese

Been in Lyon this July, tasted swi and fra cheeses, nothing special

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Federal Europe with integrated markets,peoples and laws is the future. We are all European.

Ate the wrong ones then. In france you eat the soft ancient cheese who instantly start to ooze onto the plate, in switzerland you eat the hard and crumbly but yet creamy "bergkäse" which they often spike with mountain flowers and herbs.

great shit. Best cheese stuff ive ever eaten was parmesan from a freshly broken up wheel of it.
The difference to some piece of parm you guy at the market is insane.
Shit Dimitri now Im gonna go to the cheese shop after work.

We can have free trade and free movement of people, while still making our own laws and controlling our own countries.

But Cadbury is American chocolate now

>Hey man if you're gonna illegally import something might as well be cheese.

I'll just leave this here:
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-19751695

I wish we could get fresh cheese here, it's banned due to quarantine requirements. Picture related is the only cheese I've ever had

>tfw non-pasteurized cheese is illegal to sell in the US
It hurts.

For some reason Leningrad peoples love oltermanni as Finns do.
It's nothing fancy basic cream cheese but knowing that rubber cheese can't blame them across the border.
Leningrad people going full holodomor.

It is really not we even now have legal duality thanks to regulations and trade laws of EU. Single market leads towards singular legislation.

How does making millions upon millions of innocent russians have a shitty life make USA the good guy?

ITT I had first hand accounts given to me from personal friends when the sanctions started. They took all the food products from the US and other nations off the shelves then threw it all away. Russians were scrambling to get food of dumpsters in the early days of the sanctions.

It's not because western foodstuffs are apart of the sanctions. It's good propaganda and fear mongering for putin to do this.

Cant imagine the horror. I do enjoy a kraft single slice on a cheesburger tho.

Norway and Switzerland make majority of their new legislation to be in line with EU laws you know. Without having any say at all on said EU laws.

I'm thinking about packing my ATV with a chainsaw and a bow and living in the woods for a few months. No globalisation there. Any anons wanna join?

Grab a brick of that cheese I ain't bullshitting

Glorious Yeltsin:
youtube.com/watch?v=v9YnDirqwT4

>also written in Arabic
what the fuck

We still have "finnish" cheese in here, except it made somvere Kostroma Oblast.

They even write something in finnish on packaging.

Lowest bar is Yeltsin, you can't go lower.

i knew russia was shit but not like this

Looks like Havarti.

wtf...don't you guys have cows and shit? How hard is it to get a few Aussies to make some decent cheese.

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In other news, Finno-French relations have signifcantly improved.

That's entry level. A real burger has heapenings of real cheese. Cobination of cheddar and pepperjack with bacon upon that. But no sauces, sauces are degenerate just like the plastic cheese. 2-3 pickle rounds enshrine the burger in it's (true) holy form.

Russians have more faith in finnish food products because our inspectors don't spend 100% of their waking moments being bribed/drinking vodka/being bribed with vodka.

Cheeses produced in the United States may be made from cow, goat, or sheep’s milk or a blend. Federal Department of Agriculture regulations require that any cheese aged fewer than 60 days be made from pasteurized milk; however, those cheeses aged beyond 60 days may be made from non-pasteurized, or “raw,” milk.

We have a large Muslim population
Foot and mouth disease

You say it like it's dumb but consider this. You can just drive across the border and buy the product from supermarket, there's profit in it and the penalty is minimal.

The greatest russian to ever live. The embodiment of whats wrong but especially whats righ with russians.

Just what I was thinking

>cheddar
>pepperjack
>real cheese
Loving every laugh amerifat.