>How exactly would a war between the USA and North Korea be a bad thing?
It wouldn't be a bad thing. It should have been done sooner because no communist regime deserves to posses nukes.
> >American men get drafted and de-pussified
Not really. A land invasion is impractical and most of the work will be done by the NAVI and Chairforce.
> >women get drafted too this time, but they obviously bail out and go back to being mothers and housewives, possibly losing the right to vote
As above it's fairly unlikely for them to get drafted at all and even then they won't be sent to the frontlines.
> >the economy receives a massive boost
Not really. The US gets rid of shit military surplus and gets to test new tech.
> >Commiefornia gets nuked
The west-coast is unlikely to be hit due to missle defense systems....Alaska and Hawai are under greater threat.
> >Trump imposes martial law, purges the country from the remaining leftists
This can only happen if China and their communist cells decide to start shit which is unlikely since they complied with the sanctions on NK.
> >North Korea is liberated, unites with South Korea and becomes America's bitch
NK gets Droned, South Korea and Japan have to shut down private citizens electronic appliances due to possible nuclear EMP.
A few satelites are lost.
Chinks swiftly move in to occupy the northern mountains rich in mining deposits and start a tug of war with the US about the legitemacy of their actions.
Russians decide it's time to allocate more military funds to their East Coast.
North Korea gets reabsorbed into South Korea.
South Korea starts a education programme teaching factory workers, basic trades and allocates the newly obitained farm land as private property for their new citizens with stipends (starting capital) to build farms so the people don't starve.