Can someone please explain the appeal of Islam?

Can someone please explain the appeal of Islam?

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wtf i'm a christian now

You're asking us to explain something thought up by ''""""people""""" that still wipe their ass with their hands

Have big families, kill those who leave. Results in lots of inbred saracens

it's not that you can just choose what religion you'll believe when you're born

women are property again
jews slaughtered

those 2 should be enough tbfh

h-how do you wipe your ass?

I don't know how monkeys reason, so I have no idea.

Lol damn it, you know what I meant

Well, sandniggers are horrible people, so a horrible religion only seems natural for them

We wash our ass with water dumbfuck
You wipe it with paper. You wouldn't wipe your feet with paper if you got shit on your foot at the beach. dumb fuck americunt.

We don't shit on our beaches.

so your fingers touch your butthole
disgusting

God does not accept Canadians...

>We wash our ass with water dumbfuck
Sounds very inconvenient for a fucking death cult that developed in the fucking desert, don't you think, Dumbfuck.

>people
That's generous

I bet something else touches your butthole and you have no problem with it ;)

i have seen shit on beaches, maybe dog shit, but the point holds, and your logic is retarded. only a retard *wouldn't* wash their ass with water.
yeah, normal people use their hands to wash their body, whats the big deal?

seriously, you subhumans come up with the funniest reasons to reject islam

it's not like this ass-washing technique is even unique to muslims, but hey, as long as you can convince your fellow assburgers on 4chins

Congratulations on making the "make Britain sound like a 3rd world country" post

go wet your bumhole for daddy Allah you fucking faggot

Say yes, and live. Say no, and the knife at your throat cuts off your head.

>there's no water in the desert
stick to chainsawing your rival drug dealers, you fucking spazzo burrito

Mary was engaged to Joseph as a child. The age of marriage of girls in Jewish law is 12-13 for girls so this is the age that she would have married Joseph. In 1st century BC jewish culture, marriage was usually consummated as soon as the girl reached puberty.

Also from the infancy gospel of james:
>The priest said to Joseph, Thou hast been chosen by lot to take into thy keeping the virgin of the Lord. But Joseph refused, saying: I have children, and I am an old man, and she is a young girl. I am afraid lest I become a laughing-stock to the sons of Israel. And the priest said to Joseph: Fear the Lord thy God, and remember what the Lord did to Dathan, and Abiram, and Korah; how the earth opened, and they were swallowed up on account of their contradiction. And now fear, O Joseph, lest the same things happen in thy house. And Joseph was afraid, and took her into his keeping. And Joseph said to Mary: Behold, I have received thee from the temple of the Lord; and now I leave thee in my house, and go away to build my buildings, and I shall come to thee. The Lord will protect thee.

It's a strong religion.
People are naturally attracted to what is considered strong

Shouldn't this be the other way around? Jesus died as virgin while Muhammad (PBUH) conquered both land and pussies.

>get to fuck kids
>so stronk :^)

Make that sand nigger drink it after you shit in the bottle too

>from the infancy gospel of james

>Also from this fraudulent forgery thrown together by satanic gnostics....

it's a parody, i didn't expect you to get it with your unique "sense" of humour

It's not a parody at all Achmed. Also, get the fuck out of the UK.

a bidet, you uncultured swine

Christianity used to be strong,

I wonder what happened...

This tbqhwyf
The cons are no alcohol & no mdma

>it's not meant as a parody so it can't be a parody
and no, you gtfo of the land that belongs to the natives. you won't? i won't either. (i wouldn't even if you did, i like fucking white pussy)

As soon as i see one of you niggers you will wish you never spoke of pisslam, I will fucking show you the meaning of pure fucking terror.

>muh sky daddy
Abrahamic religions and their followers all need a quick bullet to the head. Christians, Jews, Muslims, all horrible groups of order-following people.

>It's not a parody

How to spot a paki

>order-following
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO RULLEESSSSSSSSSSS

>the appeal of Islam?
Anti-white.
Anti-white beats anything.
Libeturds don't care if Islam is homophobic, anti-women, anti-liberties... as long it's anti-white, it is a jewel for anti-white liberals.

>no alcohol
>con to not drink a bitter tasting drink that fucks up your liver and turns you into a society-destroying retard
look at any chav """family""", don't pretend to me alcohol isn't the root cause

>drugs
you're a moron to actually think drugs are unironically okay
bitch don't threaten people over the internet, it makes your whole race seem just that much more pussy than i thought. now i'm gonna associate you burritos with that kid with the fucked up teeth "say that to my face not on the internet and watch what happens"

& no mdma

Well it not like you can leave it later on.

At least in islam

HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING YOUR ASSHOLE

...

pakis are still superior to you, anglo cuck. you aren't even going to last 30 more years in america, think about that. you don't even have 1 generation left because your women are free to fuck jamal and tyrone.

i wonder if you will ever curse the day you started worshipping a moronic concept like 'freedumb'

Fuck you paki my cousin just came back from there and fucking bitch slapped some of you niggers, he said that they were crying raiciss to the cops, bunch a fucking pedo loving faggots.

>freedumb
>AMERICA BTFO HOW WILL WE EVERY RECOVER
Lmao you had time to think about what you wanted to type, and that was the best you came up with? "superior" indeed...

>claims allah allows 4 wives but then marries 11
>kills people who don't accept him
>followers will kill if you shit-talk their god
that's 100% chad though

meanwhile
>just heal and love people
>didn't hurt anyone
virgin

Chad is stupid, uncaring and selfish
Virgin is thoughtful, meek and intelligent

>my cousin just came back from there
see how I know you're lying? you wouldn't be let in firsly, and secondly if one of you ugly short burritos did get in, you would never go back to your drug-crazed pit called mahicooo

you still replied, that should tell you what a cuck you are

Notice you're talking to him in an European language. Nobody talks or writes in Urdu in any significant nation. What does that tell you about the non-influence of your inbred shithole people?

Even many Sub-Saharan African countries are richer than Pakistan. It's fucking hilarious how garbage your people are.

>disgusting smelly kuffar

You're behind the time you stupid goat fucker

>you laughed at me so youre a cuck
Yep, flawless logic

Jesus didn't say you should only have one wife, did he? Abraham had like 500 wives.

Fact: Jesus accidentally killed his friend when he was 8. Jesus also whipped the shit out of jews trying to use churches as places to sell trinkets.

All the parts about "turn the other cheek" used to be followed up by " but don't just stand there and take it, either", but (((they))) had it removed.

> you wouldn't be let in firsly
LEL, his brother was offered a job there in London and left after a month because he couldn't stand the fucking stench on the pakis, good thing he was able to get his job back at the University.
Stay inbred you fuck.

>Jesus accidentally killed his friend when he was 8
WHAAAAT??
Where is this talked about anywhere?

notice how no one is talking like sywcya ywysyzywy cyafysayfycyycy? how you fucking polish can come on the internet and dare to type even one word is a shock to me.

Guys it's obviously a larping white kid

A FUCKING SOCIALIST PAGAN OCCULTIST

Islam was the best religion according to Hitler.

Idk about all of that, but yea the Christianity= pacifism is a huge lie

I feel that Chad would be reversed here, especially since Jesus was a literal wife's son.

But Jesus was a virgin.

and your ancestors fought a war to own BBC, does that makes it right?

Look at that chart, niggerpak. See where your people are going?


Fucking nowhere.


Hahahahahahaha

>wew
I finally get it

quite the flavor of Asia

I reject Islam because you guys are a bunch of heretical apostates that do not accept Christ as the Messiah, you fucking heathen fuckwits.

>a job there in London and left after a month

>worked a zero-hour contract cleaning for a burrito takeaway
>left after one month because it was difficult

nothing about your made-up story is making sense, taco. people don't get a job in london and then leave because some people they hardly ever encounter smell bad.
hope you get a job buliding the wall tho

It's in some heretical gnostic gospel written centuries later. It's garbage. It's also where Mohammad got his ideas about Jesus.

>strawman fallacy
Where did I say we needed to swap out religions? Organized religion is population-control. Stay bluepilled, cuckboi.
>doesn't understand natural law and the laws of the universe
>thinks we need arbitrary, man-made rules used to subvert and control populations for the sole purpose instigating endless conflict
>being this retarded

I always thought you'd prefer the input of a fellow decapitator, you filthy sandman.

yes such a low GDP (i don't know where you made up the chart from, probably got an indian to make it for you in Excel), funny how we still managed to build nukes and poland still cannot into space.

did't read, stay inbred paki.

It lets niggers justify nigger behavior.

>that do not accept Christ as the Messiah
a fucking leaf would say something as retarded as that

we actually do accept Christ as the Messiah you absolute fuckwit. we just don't accept the Father Son Holy Ghost bullshit.

If you could choose between a weak horse and the strong horse. What would you choose?

How far did you tip your fedora before you posted this? Did you do a full 90 degrees? I'm impressed...

>use enema a minimum of once a day
>"hehe u r uncultred"
>"wh-what, no im not gay.."

>inbred inbred
>posts the usual anti-islam pics
notice i don't care about you people enough to save pics of burritos on my computer? you must spend a lot of time on here thinking about how to share your hatred of islam with your fellow spergs. good, stay in containment. i'm outta this shitty thread lol. hope a zeta catches you.

Literally again, literally,
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANNA DO WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE

What's the appeal of any religion? Useless fairy tales in 2017.

Is the aisle full SHART?

>anglos arent white

Islam wasn't so bad at first.

People in the middle east were glad when the arabs conquered the holy land because their taxes were lower than those of the byzantines.

When jerusalem first fell in 637 the caliph Umar specifically refused to pray in a christian church of the holy sepulchre so as not to convert it to a mosque.

The first one to actually oppress Christians was caliph Hakim in 1010's and the guy was legit batshit fucking insane and eventually started calling himself Allah until he mysteriously disappeared one day. After that it was the crusades so you cant really blame them.

Even then Saladin never oppressed other faiths once Jerusalem was retaken by muslims.

And last but not least, muslims NEVER did forced conversion because its not in their fucking book. People converted to gain status and power but were never forced at swordpoint.

>flag
Checks out

I have used a bidet before and honestly it feels gay as fuck to have a water stream shoot up your asshole though I will admit it's probably more sanitary

ya but you gotta admit islam is pretty shit eh?

Islam is only attractive to the socially retarded and physically unattractive, because it gives unviable males a chance to get women that they would have no chance of getting elsewhere.

Jesus died a virgin while Muhammad was alpha and led a fucking army, banged chicks every day, like a true Chad

The guy who made it clearly doesn't know what a "Chad" is. Nor does he know any history.

I am ugly and autistic and I prefer Christianity
my immortal soul is still more beatiful than any goatfucker female

Go touch your wet butt hole Hassan

okay so i take back what i said here

>look at any chav """family""", don't pretend to me alcohol isn't the root cause
Look at the comparative achievements of Christian Europe and the muslim world, don't pretend to me that alcohol isn't the root cause.

You wipe your ass with your hand and then slice more kebab.
express.co.uk/news/uk/660785/curry-chef-toilet-roll-bottom-hands

They incentives conversion with the jizya tax.

Englishmen do not spray their arse with water.
Pakis and Jews do

I'm not saying every ugly or antisocial person will love Islam, but Islam is likely attractive to a good number of uggoNEETs because it gives them a power boost in terms of acquiring women.

I believe most people are meta-cognitive enough to understand how pathetic such a view is, but being ugly, bitter, and stupid does a number on the psyche of many losers.