T- minus 2 hours. Bye north korea

T- minus 2 hours. Bye north korea.

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wtf i'm from the future and it's real

Can't break protocol. It will show up soon enough.

I live in the Midwest is it a big enough happening that I can call in the work tonight?

Check my id. We fukkd I'm calling in

LARP. I'll eat my dick if it happens.

Good bye South Korea as well.
>tfw no more samsungs

I'm going to go get a pack of hot dogs.

Why get rid of best korea?

Buy me some pizza rolls

But like if this does happen i'm pumped

>from the future
>flag

doesnt check out senpai

We're not going to nuke NK, LARPer

Sage

>faggots didnt exist at any other point in time
get a load of this faggot

>I WANT IT TO HAPPENING SO BADLY REEEEEEE
Sup Forums this week
>Sup Forums every week

Pol every week until the day (((google))) shuts it down

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I need to watch things die. From a good safe distance.
Vicariously I live while the whole world dies.
Much better you than I.

Nothing will ever happen in regards to NK.

Just hot dogs?

kek dream on. america has not the balls to pull that off. Trump is a dummy round. Hot air and nothing behind it.

inb4 china takes care of the problem for the us.
you heard it here first goys.

YES BLEASE REMOBE NORV GOREA :DDDDDDDDDDD

Regular happening threads plz. Live streams if possible. I'm going for a lengthy jog; I hope to see some fried chinks on US telly when I return.

I'm not really craving steak at the moment to roast when I see the thermonuclear flash.

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yeah bro tool bro

All of you retards clamoring for a Le Happening are in for a rude awakening if North Korea engages in a conventional war let alone a nuclear war. The aftermath of Afghanistan and Iraq will look like child's play in comparison.

I can confirm this.

Excited to eat your own dick I guess, livestream plz

OP is right
NUCLEAR SUBMARINES HAVE TAKEN OFF FROM MY LAWN AND ARE HEADING TO NORTH KOREA AS WE SPEAK

You should get your septic system looked at, sounds like you might have a leak.

communist countries dont traditionally fight eachother.
also you forget china is what gave us the DPRK to begin with.

I can also confirm this confirmation as I have friends in high places like nintendo.

What time will the bombs drop?

>Deus Volt meme flag
>15 y/o covering his inner faggot w fash trash
Back to social studies class, foolish whelp!

no, that was USSR

Can you pick up a jar of spicy mustard while you're out?

I can confirm as well. My uncle at Nintendo has the inside scoop.

>T- minus 2 hours. Bye north korea.

source or cItations to prove youre not a larping faggot?

Will be checking back in

Deli mustard? You some kinda Jew?

a LARPing faggot is exactly what this little dipshit is

who are you? my poo inspector? give me your name right now!

I bet it's really happenign this time!!!!

>please take out the entire West Coast
>rebuild with 1/2 of the commies and 2/3 of propaganda machine gone to a pile of glowing dust
>spics trying to Reconquista the Wasteland
>MAGA

Something's afoot.

Better check the SKYKANGZ general then.

>communist countries dont traditionally fight eachother
China invaded Vietnam in 1979. Both were communist.
In 1969 the Soviets and the Chinese had a border skirmish which almost led to a full scale war. The Soviets were ready to nuke the shit out of China and were still worried that they would lose.

you better post pics

>posted at 4:44AM in Korea.
>implying a strike would take place AFTER sunrise

Muut.

my body is prepared!

LARP
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TWO SUNS!!!!

I think he ment gays wont exsist in the future.

Hey guys, Barron here. I can confirm this as well.
In fact, it was my idea. Enjoy.
MAGA

If you look at the markets I think user has a point. US market and China market haven't moved at all one way or the other the last 72 hours. Today they both dropped like a rock. (((they))) know something is coming. Right before trump hit Syria he was talking about how he is unpredictable and he's not going to announce anything. I can read that man like a book. It's gonna happen

you better do it bitch

Can someone make a countdown till the announced nuclear annihilation time from the north Korean news?

tits for motivations

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! It's actually happening, and it's happening NOW.

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yeah, and that's retarded. faggots will always exist as they have always existed

Nothing will happen you fucking faggots. Kim is not as stupid as he sounds.

You better put your oven at 450F right now, faggot.

>No Source

turn on CNN idiot
IT'S HAPPENING

Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happened. Remain calm. Maybe go shopping, or go out to eat. All will be fine, trust me.

ASHES ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN

Yeah cause posting on 4chams isn't breaking protocol

More like t-minus nothing burger.

>not posting the webm version

Those digits! KEK wills it!

>cnn

Ahahahahahahahaha

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YES! Physically remove all commies!

I wish a nigger would

I'll cut a small piece of my foreskin off and eat it if real

Nice bait

>Kim is not as stupid as he sounds.
>threaten the United States.

T-minus 1 hour

He doesn't want war. He wants to emerge himself as a nuclear power in order to become relevant. It's the same reason he is saying the missiles will fall a little outside of guam. He wants to show that he has a usable missile system able to deliver.

NASA can't even predict a launch they've planned for months 2 hours in advance

im sure this post will be diff than the past pollarpys

Haha, that's cute... now shut up faggot.

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just talked with drumpf by a private line

is happening

>falling for globalist fearmongering propaganda to exploit your hype/hysteria
Tsk tsk, Sup Forums

GIVE ME A FUCKING NUKE

Just got off work. Hope I make it home before the happening

AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE ITS HABBENING

DRUMPFFF JUST FLASHED THE SECRET HAND SIGNAL AND GAVE THE CODEWORD '2 SCOOPS'. ITS ON!!

1 hr and 11 min gone by since OP.........

Can I please come live in Sealab too?

my sides just went with it

I like you.

you gonna boil or fry those?

Good LARP guys, good job

Whats wrong with you??

Maynard...is that you?

anonymous here
can confirm