Syria General /sg/ - Late Night Edition

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>SOUTHFRONT Aug 10
youtu.be/lt7Uyfq1RS4
>16 Elite Russians Fought 300 IS Scum
youtu.be/4Mmxpx7B1vY

>Newest Interviews with Assad
youtu.be/UlXRv8tf5Z8
youtu.be/arHsOcXeN2Q

>Live MAPS
globaleventmap.org
syria.liveuamap.com
militarymaps.info
cartercenter.org/syria-conflict-map

>Fan maps
twitter.com/PetoLucem
twitter.com/miladvisor
twitter.com/a7_mirza
twitter.com/hamza_780
edmaps.com
syriancivilwarmap.com

RECENT MAPS
>SE Sy Aug10
i.imgur.com/w2abH8U.jpg
>Raqqa/CS Aug9
i.imgur.com/gnwG8YA.jpg
>E Ghouta Aug 8
i.imgur.com/Yc2oP71.jpg
>Central Sy Aug 8
imgur.com/a/OgppT
>E Homs Aug 7
imgur.com/a/yGxj0
>Arsal Aug 3
i.imgur.com/sO9mkmx.jpg
>DeZ Jul 31
i.imgur.com/utmNybB.jpg

Developments Aug 10
>DeZ:After heavy clashes with IS, SAA starts offensive to retake all areas inside city
>IS claims it killed 1040 SDF since Raqqa op started
>SAA liberates entire Sweida-Jordan border, rebels mass retreat to Jordan
>E Ghouta:SAA liberates bulding block in Ayn Tarma, no gains in Jobar
>Russia recently delivered helicopters and warplanes to SyAF, pix of Mi-24 attack helicopter appear
>Kissinger: US must not let Iran fill in ISIS void
>SyAF,RuAF start using Jirah airbase, E Aleppo
>IS offensive fails in E Homs as they target SAA near T2 Pumping station, 80+ dead
>Kurdish artillery opens fire on the Turkish Army’s positions in rural Aleppo
>Syrian MoD declares southeast Raqqa safe
>SAA, JaI exchance prisoners in E Ghouta
>Libya navy bars foreign ships from migrant 'search and rescue' zone
>US-backed Yemeni forces start offensive to expel Al-Qaeda from coastal region
>Houthi forces inflict heavy losses on UAE-backed fighters in Taiz
>PHILIPPINE ARMY: WE DO NOT NEED US REINFORCEMENTS TO LIBERATE MARAWI

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nzivnet.com/brief/10926
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reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-china-media-idUSKBN1AR005
voanews.com/a/north-korea-threatens-attack-plan-guam-mid-august/3979746.html
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>Main Points of August 9th, Report from ANNA NEWS Reporter Oleg Sukhnah Full Translation Comes Tomorrow

CUTE

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Remember that /sg/ is a pro-Russian general, everyone!

>bored at work
>check gains
>FEELS GOOD MAN

>This is the highlights of August 10th, 2017 Report From ANNA NEWS Reporter Oleg Who's on the ground @ Sukhnah

If several Arab armies have tried and failed numerous times to remove Israel does that make the Israeli's superior?

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Bashar
>I had the best Assad posters
>Every night I’d pray to Bashar to finish the terrorists
>My dad would hear me and call me an Islamaphobe
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Bashar
>I called him a terrorist
>He slaps me and sends me to bed
>I’m crying now and my face hurts
>I smell a faint whiff of Sarin waft into my room
>It was Bashar
>I’m so happy
>He whispers in my ear “we need to break the siege of Deir Ezzor”
>He gets me out of bed and places me on my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I open my asshole for Bashar
>He inserts his barrel bomb into my anus
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bashar
>I feel my colon tear as the crude fins of the barrel bomb shred my assshole to bits
>He roars a mighty roar
>Y’ALLAH SOURIA BASHAR WOU BAS!
>My dad walks in and says “what the fuck”
>Bashar lights the fuse sticking out of my ass
>Bashar leaves through the window
>Bashar is love, Bashar is life

Fug me, I've had this song stuck in my head for two weeks and I can't get it out

youtu.be/FM7MFYoylVs

If it wasn't for burger aid there would have been anudda shoah for real

Nice pasta, I recognize it from YLYL threads
>it was a banana pasta

nope

I can't take someone who unironically listens to coldplay seriously!

don't like that one very much; they play it on the radio all the time

been listening to this;

youtube.com/watch?v=k5L2Cm2GwAU

dude are you a newfag?

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It's my edit of the Shrek pasta. Watch this: youtube.com/watch?v=lTzM2WJsoJo

AH, the shrek pasta.
>there's been so many variations of that one.

Also, Ebin wtf are you a newfag?

>I smell a faint whiff of Sarin waft into my room
>It was Bashar

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no, just a 40 year old kekistani

Yes. He's a Sup Forumstard. But he makes Ebin Shitmaps, so we put up with his faggotry.

We've been pro-Russian since /ug/ newfag.

I hate the song (Something just like this)

Viva la vida is good tho

Gif related

>tfw I stole all the (You)s from him

nice b8
have a (you)

>/syriageneral/
>russia
nigga you ghey!

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Hmmm I wonder who you could be. Stealing all the damn (You)s.

Let's take a Ba'ath!

>Late Night Edition
Ahem. This General is an American general and it is still light out here. Don't you know your country is irrelevant?

I must be honest I enjoyed parachutes.

Anyway Israel is a democracy unlike the Syrian dictatorship of bashar Assad.

lurk more newfag

>yfw u realise that as well as being invisible, sarin is odorless. and you gonna have to rewrite it cause autismo and sarin is odorless.

Oh trust me it bothered my autism writing that BUT the regime """"""allegedly""""" has impure Sarin that would in theory smell.

>Major Duraid Awad Commander of #Tiger_Forces bombardment Campaigns & Ali Taha Storming Regiment took control of Al-Qadir Today
well, that's underwhelming if true...
wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.717389&lon=39.204540&z=13&m=b

>democracy
>good thing
>dictatorship
>bad thing

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You hate Britain.

I agree on literary grounds. it's a potteric touch. it's as much a metaphor of meme's as it is symbolic of both the miscommunication, and villification which has so epitomised this war.

'Tis tough living with the 'tism.

fuck democracy, what we need is a technocracy

I hate the British government and pretty much all British political parties, but not Britain itself

But democracy is hella gay

The pain in the hallway to my flat has been chipped to the shape of Syria.

I'll take that as a good sign.

>this is an argument
Im laffing

Some nightyNight music.

youtu.be/xlTVfoM9mIc

it's superior non isis, non shia nasheed. best i've heard.

it's good to know that most people won's see a problem with it letting you off easy most of the time.

cut your fucking nails.

Fun fact, Deep. Been listening to the same thing.

I cut them weekly. I don't have work until Saturday so it's not time yet.

>More Tribal Men joined Sheikh Turki al Bouhamad #Tribal_Forces & Get New Tasks 1/3
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/895801204524982273
>2/3
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/895802311708209152
>3/3
twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/895802463357468672
Locals mayhaps? I've read rumours about ISIS fighters getting assassinated.

it's true that isis withdraw from maadan?

What. rocket. launchers. are. at. 2.05?
youtube.com/watch?v=P-FZXiBw680

it's very good. someone posted it a few days ago. i almost missed it.

anyway

gn

Nice user. Nice.

>rocket launchers
KEK

RPG 29??

Remains to be seen...

GN, Deepy.

>Reports by Shaitat Tribal Fighters Euphrates Hawks Group about #Sukhnah
no idea bout date

>ditto

It's easy for you to say it. This stuff is happening in the middle east and you are not experiencing it. If your democracy went tomorrow morning you would know about it.

cut your nails muhammad

>tunnels that can facilitate tanks

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As far as I am concerned, it is likely now reinforced.

>The Syrian rebels evacuated the entire Syrian-Jordanian border in the Suwayda district.

>The Syrian rebels evacuated the entire Syrian-Jordanian border in the Suwayda district.

nzivnet.com/brief/10926

Not. M79. Osa?. What. is. the. RPG/rocket. launcher. held. by. the. sitting. guy. in. middle?

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>implying a war in Western Europe/North America would be a bad thing

Why would it be a good thing?

We know this already, Shlomo.

A war in North America would just mean whichever side the South and Midwest is on will win. A good 80% of our military comes from those places, not to mention everyone who lives in those areas has guns out the ass.

Wars make life hard. Hard living makes strong men, and weeds out weak men. At least that's the hope.

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So they become tobacco smugglers again?

>/ptg/

really looks like that weapon in the older call of duty tho

Same goes for mgtow, weeds out the sissies

Just Sweida.

This was too funny

Has the bear become like a new mascot or something?

>* In recent days, there have been reports that the Americans, in consultation with the Russians, will relinquish their presence in the Tandouf area and withdraw their forces, in exchange for a Russian takeover of the area and a denial of passage to the Iranians.

nzivnet.com/articles/10918

bear is best

He's stated a bunch of times that he's a newfag. It's why talking to him is usually a bit different than talking to other /sg/ regulars.

>Apparently, the withdrawal is a small part of various operations currently taking place in the entire area of southern Syria and are included in extensive agreement between Russia and the United States in an attempt to find a way to end the civil war in Syria.

second greentext was supposed to be ^

this fucking laptop tho

>denial of passage to the Iranians
This cannot be real

Looks more like the state of Virginia to me.

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What is name of beary?
I vote Paddington

Can't tell if conservatives winning an American civil war would be good or bad thing

Fug

Why would a newfag trip though? I thought he was just a /sg/ newfag.

I'd say it's probably Ivan

Ivan

>If North Korea launches an attack that threatens the United States then China should stay neutral, but if the United States attacks first and tries to overthrow North Korea's government China will stop then, a Chinese state-run newspaper said on Friday.

reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-china-media-idUSKBN1AR005

Meant to reply to I swear I'm just retarded and not giving myself (You)'s.

Conservatives would never win a civil war because it would never get to that point. Civil war would start as conservative vs. liberal and the second shit hits the fan and the breakdown of law and order is complete, it will immediately become a war between ethnic groups.

Better than my suggestion, honestly.

>North Korea Finalizing Test Missile Launches Aimed Toward Guam

voanews.com/a/north-korea-threatens-attack-plan-guam-mid-august/3979746.html

>it will immediately become a war between ethnic groups.
are the ethnic tension this high ?
i mean higher than the political tensions (pro trump vs anti trump )?