What would Sup Forums's perfect wife look like?

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Probably not a Sup Forumsacks troll tinder account

Honastly

That I'm attracted to her and she loves me back, can be a good stable wife and mom.

Sounds cheesy as fuck but I'm tired of this degeneracy everywhere about MUH DICK MUH ABS MUH TITS MUH ASS/HIPS RATIO

Whores post that kind of shit on kikebook too when they are in closed groups. Then go to their actual profile, half their friends are Hispanic, black men are leaving comments on their pics, sharing dumb airhead shit, no political posts.

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>2017
>believing in 2 genders makes you a Fascist

Brown Slav gf.

I dunno. Everytime i think i want a wife, i end up dealing with really bithy women and am thankful to be single all over again. Why complicate life and stress over a woman?

>da fuck hole said da words i like this words


IS THAIS A ARE GUY!!

Pretty much this, but I think we are talking about preferred features. Obviously most of the single Sup Forumsacks here would go nuts over any chaste woman who wasn't a goblin. I know I would, although God knows I'm too much of an autist to be anything but cannon fodder in a race war.

But to answer OP--aside from the good personality outlined above, my ideal physical form would be long, straight, and dark hair (black or brown), a defined but straight nose, and really any eye color but nigger-tier black. Obviously she'd have to be in good health, so no landwhales. And no man should be shorter than his wife, unless he is the King of Midgets with some distinguishing trait.

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Not Assyrian or Lebanese to start with

Sinead is the only valid answer.

No stop shilling this fucking jew mudshark

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>insane jew coal burner shill

White obviously. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Slim. Ironically like the blondes in BLACKED. Is this not good?

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>perfect wife
>implying she would be 3D

Why not an Argentinian qt?

we all know she'd have a dick.

Not being on tinder is requirement number one.

Yes like that but cuter. I think I've seen her on BLACKED. Wtf why isn't this the 50s anymore. :(

This except fifteen years younger.

Like the one I already have

She looks familiar like a z-lister hooker from the Dirty. Also why would they go through all the trouble of lighting and airbrushing and leave her face a different color?

How do people not get this?

WHO?!

>Sup Forums's perfect (only) waifu

At this point, I'm satisfied with anyone who isn't a social media whore and is motherly.

Won't lie, they're really pretty.

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Besides white, blonde and blue eyed?
Tall, fertile hips and anything but flat.

I'd trade all of those things just to ensure she isn't a leftist mong.

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my perfect wife would be white

MUH DICK

lmao i actually did sext that girl, shes some kind of an arab midget who gets off on being humiliated and dominated by a big white dick

Assyrians are super hot.

But Sup Forumss perfect wife doesn't exist and can't exist. Because the first quality would be "trustworthy" and :

>trustworthy
>women
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Whats more important: Preserving the existence of your people and a future for white children or having an attractive non white wife? If you pick the second one then you are no better than coal burners

Fascist version of Audrey Hepburn.

You are unfortunately 100% correct. Maybe .02% of girls 21+ in the USA may be considered "trustworthy" and I think even that's a reach.
Any good ways to test trustworthiness?

so halal would habibi 9/11

S I L U R I F O R M E D

Make them think you're unemployed when you first meet.
My dad did that, weeded out a couple gold diggers.

Post tits or it disnt happen

Here's a warning sign

To clarify, emphasize your skills/education. So don't make them think you're a bum, but make sure they think you're not loaded, even if you are.

Not exactly her but someone who looks like her.

Post tits or it didnt happen

>>What would Sup Forums's perfect wife look like?

Beat them until they fear you.

Artificial womb
Women are too demanding compared to what they bring to the table

Dump them if they lie about anything even insignificant. If she's willing to lie about something small what else is she willing to lie about? I had to let one go after wanting to steal silverware from a restaurant. We both had perfectly fine silverware. Why steal? What else do you steal? Do you take from me or will you with absolutely no moral issues? Fuck that.

>"it's free real estate"

>wanting to have defective children bc your wife is a stick

??? why

Avoid harlots at all cost and if they lie about little things you should run.

Loyal, white, not retarded ,at least 6/10

This

Are we gona get to see this bitches tits or is no one gona dump anything good

Porn is degenerate user.
Sort yourself out.

Don't try to sell yourself like that miss. Sup Forums isn't looking for a show-girl, you can look like one, but self-advertising won't ever be needed at that point.

Red head or blonde
Blue eyes or green
Puts up with my shit, isn't insufferable to be around, and wants a big family.


... I don't think those are unreasonable standards.

It would actually look like the girl you posted. Lebs are my favorite women.

Nope

Tits or gtfo

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On mobile so apologies about copying and pasting. I'm replying to the 3 lads who replied to me. All good stuff except for that 1 lad with the horse analogy. Care to elaborate?

QT White. Don't care about personality since I'll just be molding it to my liking slowly over the years.

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just like in one of my japanese animes

Tits or gtfo

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No tits, will muscles do?

Jessy Jones and Morgan Lee.

All these 3D women...

What a fucking joke

Have a 2D qt to cheer you up

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Hey I know that girl, her name's Miriam we went to high school together. She's just a right wing girl looking for a fashy goy to make her happy.

Kayleigh McEnany is the perfect wife.

Nice save Miriam.

Got tits? No? Then gtfo

>when it's a Syrian or Lebanese female, Sup Forums considers her white
>when it's a male, Sup Forums considers him brown

Explain yourselves Sup Forumskikes

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I'd have to say something like but that's probably unrealistic

This

>88
aryan superwives confirmed

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if thats pic2 where is pic1 fag?

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fuck did she do botox or something

what's wrong with her face

watched that shitty movie in an art class back in HS and the teacher wasnt paying attention and forgot to skip the scene where you see her glorious tits.

First girl I ever had a wet dream about.

she's like 45 now

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She looks nice and homely.